Although they didn't know what the king was crazy about, Zhang Tu didn't give them a chance to speak and directly announced the order.
"Anyone whose official uniform is not up to standard will be fined thirty kilograms of copper and demoted to one level to be retained!"
Liu Deng said something indifferently, and all the officials were immediately shocked. What the hell is going on?
After finally getting some money, does this guy still want to take it back?
In order to welcome the imperial envoys today, each of them specially ordered brand-new official uniforms. This time, it was all in vain.
I don’t know why the king is so crazy today, but who makes this bastard the king?
Not to mention changing official uniforms here, even if they are asked to accompany them to visit prostitutes, they have to follow, right?
"promise!"
The ministers looked at each other, and everyone looked confused. Don't add up, just go home and look for it. Forget about the copper fine, everyone's net worth is quite rich, but this demotion is too much!
"Sir, didn't you just go out to greet the messenger? Why are you back so soon?"
As soon as Wei Wei Tian Chong returned home, his wife hurriedly greeted him. The master came back too quickly. Did something happen?
"Find me the oldest official uniform! Quick!"
Tian Chong said as he brought himself a cup of cold tea.
"What do you want that thing for? I just had it cut, and I'm going to ask my servants to make some shoe mats for you..."
Mrs. Tian was a little confused. What kind of madness is this?
"Go and find it for me! I'm useful. It doesn't matter if I cut it off. It doesn't matter if someone gives me a good sew and a few more patches!"
When Tian Chong heard this, he immediately became anxious and said quickly.
"What happened? Aren't you going to greet the envoy? Isn't it a shame to patch it up?"
Mrs. Tian was even more confused. This person in her family usually pays attention to pomp and circumstance in everything she does. What happened today?
Why do you need more patches?
"Don't you fucking talk nonsense to me. Just do whatever I ask you to do? How come there is so much nonsense!"
Tian Chong finally broke out, you ask why?
I still want to ask why?
Who knows what's going on with that kid? Could it be that he fell into the lake last time and got water in his head, and now his head still doesn't work?
If we keep going on like this, it would be unworthy of the Heavenly Family to be read a book by the Lord Messenger, then this would be a lot of fun!
When she heard her master showing off his power, Mrs. Tian decisively turned around, hunched over her neck, and ran to her room to find official uniform for him.
When she thought that this old guy was so loud with her, Mrs. Tian felt aggrieved for a while, grabbed the scissors and cut them a few more times.
Suddenly, the already miserable official uniform turned into a hole-in-the-wall attire.
"Someone, go get the needle girl in the backyard!"
Mrs. Tian ordered angrily, and the little girl who was waiting on her hurriedly went to find someone.
Just when Tian Chong was anxious and ready to go to the backyard to see what this prodigal woman was doing, Mrs. Tian finally walked in holding an official uniform.
"Master, do you really want to wear this?"
After Mrs. Tian finished speaking with some embarrassment, she shook her hand and revealed the official uniform with more than thirty patches.
"You're fucking trying to trick me, aren't you?"
Immediately, Tian Chong's face turned black. This woman seemed to be in trouble. She was deliberately trying to embarrass me!
"I really think this is useless. Who knew you..."
When she saw the clothes, Mrs. Tian immediately felt that she was in the wrong and explained awkwardly.
"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, let's get dressed!"
It's getting late. If you delay something important, you won't have anywhere to cry, Tian Chong said with a dark face.
This kind of thing is repeated in various official residences in Jinyang City. These officials, who usually pay the most attention to their appearance, collectively put on beggars' clothes today.
Looking at this image, if one person is equipped with a stick, a bowl, and a little makeup, he can make his debut immediately.
Although everyone's teeth were itching with hatred, they still didn't dare to delay at all.
An hour later, outside the west gate of Jinyang City, these officials finally gathered again.
"This boy is pretty good. Come on, come on, come on! You stand next to me. The master is on the left, so you can be on the right!"
Tian Chong's appearance as a beggar immediately left everyone speechless. Liu Deng just took one look at him and immediately invited him to the front.
This kid has a future!
Studying the leadership's instructions so deeply is a talent!
"Tian Chong, this bastard, looks gentle and gentle on weekdays, but I didn't expect that he turned out to be such a villain!"
Tingwei Zhang Haoran said angrily to his colleagues on the side.
Everyone else just wears two or three patches to suit the occasion, but this kid has more than thirty patches on this piece of clothing, and each color is different!
This is too shameless!
But no matter what, what qualifications does he, a little guard, have to stand directly at the right hand of the king?
You know, that position is not something that ordinary people can stand in, especially at this time, in such a grand occasion, is this kid going to have bad luck?
"The shameless villain is so servile and flattering. It is really shameful for him to be so close to his own ambitions!"
As soon as Zhang Haoran said this, people immediately started to echo him.
But Liu Deng didn't care about that. Seeing that the team was assembled, he immediately set off with his people. According to the rules, this envoy came on behalf of the emperor.
As a prince, he needs to go ten miles out of the city to show respect!
It's the end of June now, and the weather is getting hotter day by day, especially after having been here for so long, and now it's almost midday.
The sun above our heads was like a big fireball, mercilessly scorching the earth, which made the officials who came out to greet them all embarrassed.
Naturally, Liu Deng would not be like them. He still had a bullock cart anyway.
In the carport, Du Ziteng specially prepared a large piece of ice for him. He knocked off a piece of ice and threw it into Liu Deng's mouth, making a crunching sound.
Looking at the sweaty ministers outside the window, Liu Deng suddenly felt that he was very happy now.
Sometimes happiness is so simple, you eat fish and I eat meat, watching others chew bones...
Especially the old guy Zhang Tu. Seeing his sweaty and shaky back, Liu Deng felt happy in his heart. He must have gotten retribution for letting this old guy bully him!
Just when all the officials were about to suffer a collective heatstroke, they finally arrived at the reception pavilion ten miles away!
"Appearance, I asked you, can you please pay attention to your appearance? Haven't you heard that being hot is a small matter, but being rude is a big deal?"
Liu Deng came out of the car, holding two fist-sized ice cubes in his hands in his sleeves...
Zhang Tu almost rolled his eyes, this bastard really couldn't stand and talk without pain in his back!