In the second year of the Yuan Dynasty of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, on the third day of the sixth lunar month, we were outside the Daiwang Bieyuan in Jinyang City.
"I said, you really got the wrong person, I was really just passing by! I'm still in a hurry to go home!"
A young man wearing jeans and a T-shirt was hugging a big tree by the lake with a depressed look on his face as he looked at several men dressed as guards opposite.
"Your Majesty, where have you been? It's been ten days. If you don't come back, our country will be exterminated!"
An old man with white beard and hair suddenly took two steps forward, hugged the young man's thigh and cried loudly.
"I am really not your king. You have recognized the wrong person..."
The old man took advantage of the situation and lifted the young man's right foot. If the young man hadn't been holding the big tree, it would have been overturned to the ground. The old man pointed to the seven moles under his feet and said with a very excited expression:
"Your Majesty, just admit it. Look, the seven stars on your feet are still there. How can there be a second person with seven stars on the soles of your feet in this world! Someone, come and escort the king back!"
"I……"
The young man was on the verge of tears. What was this? Isn’t this just corns? I’ve heard of people forcing good girls into prostitution, but this is the first time I’ve heard of people forcing people to become kings.
His name is Liu Deng. One day ago, Liu Deng, who had just finished shopping for groceries and was preparing to go home to cook for his girlfriend, was passing by Qingnian Lake when he was suddenly pushed from behind. He even had the shopping basket in his hand and fell into it. Into the lake.
Inexplicably, he was sucked into the whirlpool at the bottom of the lake, and then Liu Deng came here. As soon as he climbed out of the lake, he met such a group of people.
No matter how he explained, they didn't listen at all and insisted that he was Liu Deng, the acting king of the Han Dynasty...
In just three strokes, five divided by two, he was pushed to the ground and carried directly into the villa.
"Is the imperial doctor here?"
"Go back to Master Taifu, the doctor will be here soon!"
"Let me urge you again!"
After Liu Deng was locked in the room, the people outside began to whisper.
It is already June, the sun in the sky is like a huge fireball, and everything is as hot as a steamer.
But there was actually an ice basin in the room in this villa, and the temperature was much cooler than outside. After struggling for so long, Liu Deng was really tired and couldn't run away anyway. He leaned on the bed and listened in a daze. Fell asleep……
"Imperial Physician? What do you think happened to the king? Why don't you remember anything? Why is it that even the five dragon pendants given by the emperor are missing? He is still wearing such strange clothes. If the seven stars on his feet were not still there, Even I don’t dare to admit it!”
The gray-haired old man looked at Doctor Wang beside him with a sad face.
"Master Taifu, you don't have to worry too much. The king probably fell off his horse and hit his head the day before yesterday. When I give the king acupuncture to dispel the blood congestion in his brain, the king will naturally remember what happened before!"
Doctor Wang's right hand behind his back began to tremble continuously, but his face still showed a confident look.
Don't be nervous, you mustn't be nervous, just treat this kid like an animal!
Doctor Wang encouraged himself secretly.
"Then please ask Dr. Wang to perform acupuncture!"
As the Taifu of Dai Kingdom, Zhang Tu gritted his teeth and made up his mind. For the sake of the people of Dai Kingdom, your Majesty, you must hold on!
"Master Taifu, the location of the acupuncture is on the head. During this process, the king cannot move at all, otherwise, I will not be able to bear the responsibility..."
Doctor Wang said with a guilty conscience.
"What the imperial doctor said makes sense. Without further ado, let's get started. Someone, bring me some ropes and tie up the king!"
Zhang Tu gave the order, and the little eunuchs who were on hand began to work according to Zhang Tu's instructions, although they didn't know what the master was going to do.
Hearing what Zhang Tu said, Doctor Wang almost choked to death on his own saliva. Is this okay?
When Liu Deng was drowsily asleep, he suddenly felt someone lifting his thigh.
"What do you want to do?"
Liu Deng sat up sleepily and looked at the eunuchs in front of him who were wearing strange clothes and holding ropes in their hands.
"Your Majesty, you injured your head, so you suffered from a brain disease, and you lost your memory. Please never hide your illness and avoid medical treatment. We'd better ask an imperial doctor to diagnose and treat you as soon as possible. For the sake of the people of Dai, please be patient. !”
Zhang Tu said solemnly.
"Brain disease? Are you the only one who has brain disease? Your whole family has brain disease!"
Isn't this calling yourself mentally ill? Still cursing around the corner! This old thing is indeed not a good bird!
"Your Majesty, I am doing it for the people of Dai Country. His Majesty the Emperor has sent people to investigate. If you cannot pass the test by then, our Dai Country will be expelled. So, you'd better be patient! Where are you? , tie up the king!"
Zhang Tu waved his hand, and all the eunuchs and guards immediately gathered around him.
"What are you going to do? You can't do this! Are you going to rebel?"
The rebellious words blurted out, and the people on the opposite side obviously froze in their movements.
"Don't worry so much, this is for the king's benefit, come on!"
Zhang Tu snorted coldly and waved his hand.
"promise!"
Several tough guards suddenly stepped forward, firmly grasped Liu Deng's limbs, and directly tied him to the chair.
"Old man, hello, old man, what are you going to do? Are you going to rebel? You old bastard, woo~woo~woo."
Liu Deng was just about to curse a few more words, but Zhang Tu's face turned cold and he directly picked up a face towel on the table and stuffed it into Liu Deng's mouth.
Now Liu Deng is speechless...
"Master Taifu, the prince hurt his head, so he is talking nonsense. You must not be angry..."
An old eunuch hurriedly came out to smooth things over...
"Doctor Wang, hurry up and treat it. As long as it is good for the prince's condition, it doesn't matter whether the prince agrees or not!"
Zhang Tu snorted and then said.
Old bastard?
What it is?
Could it be that he has lived too long?
Little bastard, if I didn't give you some strength, would I still be the Taifu of Daiguo appointed by the emperor?
"promise!"
"cough--"
Doctor Wang coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and emboldened himself. Then he reached out and took out a handful of golden needles from the medicine box, and walked up to Liu Deng with a nervous expression.
"ah--"
Liu Deng's screams echoed inside and outside the garden, which made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.
Even Zhang Tu on the side was stunned. It turns out, can a person's mouth be opened so wide?
