The loud shout was like the ultimate dawn that broke through all the darkness, directly tearing apart all the silence and weirdness. The controlled villagers in front of Wanwu were even more excited.
The next second, he heard a loud "Boom!" and the whole earth shook slightly.
Under the light of the bonfire, Wan Wu, who was stunned by the sudden change, suddenly looked back, and then... he saw a scene that doubted his life.
"You said you did something bad at a young age and had to come out to be a ghost? Didn't you take my bloody hand to kill people seriously?"
In the gloomy field, a young Taoist priest wearing a navy blue robe was holding the long hair of a white-faced wedding ghost with one hand, kicking her butt hard, making the ghost scream, and there were scattered around Jiaozi had long been smashed into rubble.
There were several pretty girls and a young monk nearby who were chatting.
What was originally weird suddenly became lively and lively, which undoubtedly caught Wan Wu off guard, but the young Taoist priest was still kicking vigorously and jumping up to kick.
"Brother, I was wrong. Brother, I was wrong."
"Wrong? You can't even call me daddy today."
Lin Xiaolu held the sad ghost bride's hair with one hand and pulled her around in front of him. Finally, he even lifted her legs and spun wildly like a top in the field, having a lot of silly fun while spinning. .
The three girls, Shangguan Hamigua, Shangguan Pomegranate, and Zhao Mumu, who saw this scene not far away, gathered together, covering their stomachs and mouths, all of them laughing so hard.
Soon, Liu Yuniang came to the confused Wan Wu and a group of villagers who had woken up, and routinely revealed the identities of herself and others.
Lin Xiaolu was still kicking, but not with much force each time. In the end, he hugged the ghost bride's legs and pushed her to run around in the field, using her head to hit the ground and not allowing her to use her hands. Support, and push fiercely throughout the whole process.
Such a strange painting style makes the originally eerie night become extremely strange.
In the field, Wugou was standing alone doing nothing. After reciting a Buddhist scripture, he looked at Lin Xiaolu, who was torturing ghosts in a fancy way, and then at Liu Yuniang, who was talking to the villagers. Finally, his gentle eyes fell on Zhao Mumu's body.
Seeing that Zhao Mumu and Shangguan Pomegranate and Shangguan Hamigua were chatting happily, Wugou's mind moved and he recalled what Lin Xiaolu had told him about the essentials of a side kick in the air.
Well, as long as you don't use your spiritual power, the kick shouldn't hurt the benefactor of the imperial edict, and at the same time, you can be very happy. It's really beneficial and harmless.
Seeing that Zhao Mumu had his back turned to him and was chatting happily with the Shangguan sisters, Wugou couldn't help but feel more and more excited. Although it was his first time to attack with his body, if he attacked from behind, the probability of success should still be very high. of.
Thinking of this, he put down the rosary in his hand and excitedly assumed a starting position facing Zhao Mumu's graceful back.
He started running in three steps, jumped up, twisted his waist, jumped over, and kicked him out!
"No, skirts have to have some elements to look good. Your waist is so thin, pomegranate, so it's not suitable for you to wear such a fat floral skirt. It will cover up your advantages. I promise, if you wear that plastic A skirt with a lower waist will look particularly clear.”
In the field, Zhao Mumu was chatting with two girls when he suddenly heard a burst of rapid footsteps behind him! She turned around in confusion and saw Wu San running towards her with a happy face.
"ha!"
At that moment, Wugou jumped high into the sky with sharp movements, his whole body lying in the air, and the prayer beads hanging around his neck fluttered in the wind, showing a very chic posture.
Zhao Mumu was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene, and then moved slightly to the side. Wugu, who had already been kicked in the air, was dumbfounded. He shifted his body away from her, and then looked at her with confused eyes. In the middle, the body fell freely and fell into Zhao Mumu's open hands with a "plop".
Shangguan Pomegranate and Shangguan Hamimelon were stunned at the same time when they saw this scene.
In the field, Zhao Mumu hugged Wugu, who was still kicking him sideways, and looked at him with big eyes and small eyes for a moment, and then his eyes suddenly curved into a pair of small crescents. He hugged him and kissed him on the mouth without hesitation. .
"Boo~"
Wugou was stunned by the kiss, lying in the slender and soft arms, staring blankly at Zhao Mumu's face, feeling the softness and smoothness on his mouth.
This, why is this different from what I imagined?
Not far away, the two Shangguan sisters almost died laughing when they saw this scene.
"Master Wu Gu, are you throwing yourself into my arms?"
"Hahahaha, I'm really going to laugh to death. Little bald donkey, did you learn his methods from Lin Xiaolu? Do you dare to learn his methods?"
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The so-called fierce ghosts were not even an episode in Lin Xiaolu's travels.
As for the origin of Li Gui, he was too lazy to care about it and handed it over to Wu Gu. He was professional in this regard.
Late at night, ugly time
Inside the stove room of the Wanwu family.
"The Widow Liu you are talking about, is her butt really that big?"
Under the red wax firelight, Lin Xiaolu looked shocked, while Wan Wuze, who was cooking porridge on the stove and entertaining Lin Xiaolu, nodded repeatedly.
"It's absolutely true, Lin Wushen. You haven't seen it. Widow Liu's butt is big and round, like two big watermelons, and it doesn't sag at all. I'll never forget it after I saw it once."
Hearing Wanwu's words, Lin Xiaolu, who thought he had seen a bit of the world, was shocked. He touched his chin and sighed:
"There is such a divine person in this world. Hey, it's a pity that I am already married, otherwise I would have to go and see him no matter what."
After saying that, he looked at Wan Wu with envy:
"Young man, you have to take hold of such a man of God. You will definitely have a son in the future."
"Haha, let me borrow the good words from Lin Wushen." The forthright Wan Wu smiled brightly, and his movements of adding dry straw to the stove became brisk for a while.
Several Emei immortals would stay at home for one night, which made Wanwu feel very proud. After all, according to the villagers, it would bring good fortune for immortals like Lin Wushen to stay at their home.
So he planned to go to the town to propose marriage to Widow Liu in two days. When his eldest brother asked, he said that Emei's God Lin Wu had approved it.
Wanwu felt so beautiful when she thought that she could sleep with Widow Liu's big butt in her arms every day.
Soon, a pot of hot porridge was cooked. Lin Xiaolu and Wan Wu each took a bowl and squatted at the door of the kitchen, chatting and swallowing dates.
At this moment, the laughter of the four girls could be heard from time to time in the main room, and the sound of Wuzu knocking on wooden fish was also heard in the second bedroom.
The room was not quite enough, but Lin Xiaolu was not a fussy person either. After a simple meal, he made a bed on the floor in the kitchen and rested with his new friend Wan Wu.
