Lin Xiaolu:......
Is the world now so peaceful?
It's so boring... It's really rare that I feel so full.
It would be great if I were in the future and could go to the future of other worlds.
It's a pity that I am in this world, a person who is destined to enjoy the present moment from his name.
In the hall, while he was lamenting the leisurely life, a paper crane suddenly flew in and landed on the first table in the mission hall.
The Emei disciple at the table expertly kneaded the thousand paper cranes, and in the next second, countless light spots bloomed in the air, converging into a line of golden words.
Dawu, Wanfu Village in Qiancheng Mountain, suspects that there is a bad ghost at work. There are six low-level and one medium-level warriors in the village who are resisting. No one has died so far. Please send someone quickly.
As soon as the text came out, the Emei disciples in the mission hall were stunned. When they looked at Lin Xiaolu, they found that Lin Xiaolu had disappeared long ago, but a voice came from far outside the door:
"Leave this task to me, you can go about your business!"
That night, under the moonlight, Lin Xiaolu flew all the way and returned to the cave almost instantly, entering the door like a wind and a fire.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm going out to do a mission. Do you want to go with me?"
"Ah?" Shangguan Pomegranate and Shangguan Hamimelon, who were making dumplings together, were stunned at the same time. Then, before they could react, Lin Xiaolu reached out directly, holding the pomegranate in one hand and the cantaloupe in the other, and then pointed at the memorial tablet in the room. Leave a sentence behind.
"A-Ning, let's go out to do chivalry for two days. During these two days, I will let Shuai Shuaiya offer incense to you."
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To be honest, Lin Xiaolu's mission was just a spur-of-the-moment idea. He wanted to take his two wives out for two days. He had already thought about it and came back before Ling Wei Tang Yue and Ah Dan Yin Ruoyu got married. He didn't want to take his wife with him. Multiple people.
But the plan couldn't keep up with the change. At this moment, he looked at Wugou in front of him, whose face was full of lip prints and whose eyes were red from being bullied. Hearing the delicate laughter of Zhao Mumu, Liu Yuniang, and his two wives behind him, he took a deep breath. He took a breath and patted his shoulder.
"Wugu, I've suffered so much for you."
Wu Kuan, who was being held, had a lifeless look on his face, wiping the lipstick marks on his face in disgust, looking like he was about to cry after being kissed.
"Little Deer Donor, just take the little monk with you. If you go out to do the task, the benefactor can distract your attention, so that you won't hug the little monk every day, kiss and touch him here and there."
"Well, brother will take you there, brother will take you there."
Naturally, Lin Xiaolu had no reason to ignore his brother's suffering. It was only natural for a bitch like Shangguan Pineapple to be beaten, but Wu Gu was not allowed to do so. After all, Shangguan Pineapple was able to "Ah~oh~um~comfortable" when his eggs were cut with a saw dipped in salt water. ~" is a ruthless person, Wu Gu is not.
After the world was settled, Wugu finally settled down in Emei and became a guest elder. Even his Wuxin Temple was moved to the foot of Mount Emei, and a vegetable plot was circled. On weekdays, he rang bells in the temple, chanted Buddha's name, and planted fruit trees. Get along well with the Emei disciples.
Zhao Mumu, on the other hand, has always been with Wugou.
"Mumu, did you really get under the little bald donkey's bed yesterday? Wow~ Doesn't the little bald donkey feel particularly enjoyable to touch?"
"Hahahaha, that's not true. With my methods, Wu Guan can't resist at all, and his skin is really watery. I couldn't help but bite his neck yesterday."
"Eh~ I didn't expect Mumu that you would play so wildly."
Lin Xiaolu's eyelids twitched when he heard the four girls behind him discussing like female gangsters.
How can this look like a cultivator of immortality? They are clearly four female fairies, the kind that want to eat people!
In the night sky, six people flew one behind the other in the moonlight. Before approaching Dawu, Lin Xiaolu did become a little curious and asked Wujia:
"Wuguha, what happened between you and Zhao Mumu?"
Wujiu, who was wiping his face, paused for a moment, and then his whole body began to heat up rapidly, and his head turned red to the point of smoking.
"Of course there is no deer benefactor. The monk is a monk, so how can he have sex with her?"
"Hmm~ Then when Zhao Mumu hugged you and kissed you, you didn't react at all?"
"There is a reaction. The young monk couldn't push her away, and he was afraid of hurting her if he pushed her hard, so he kept reciting the Heart Sutra silently."
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolu thought about it curiously while flying, and probably came up with the scene of Wu Gu cross-legged and chanting sutras, and then there was a female fairy holding him, touching him and kissing him.
After thinking for a while, his heart suddenly moved, and he continued to ask curiously:
"Wugou, do you have any other reaction?" As he spoke, Lin Xiaolu lowered his gaze and looked at Wugou's private parts.
Seeing Lin Xiaolu's eyes becoming more and more perverted, Wujiu immediately understood what he was thinking. He was immediately filled with shame and anger, and his delicate face became more and more rosy.
Unable to break the precept, he did not answer the question and pretended not to have heard it.
And just as he closed his eyes and flew, and Lin Xiaolu began to drink with his wine gourd in his hand, and stopped continuing the topic, the four girls behind him suddenly heard teasing sounds.
"Master Wu Guan, do you feel good when Mu Mu kisses you?"
"Oh, sister, your question is too subtle. Look at me, hey! Little bald donkey! Did you stand up when Mumu kissed you?"
"Pfft hahahaha~"
Hearing the more and more unbridled laughter of the four girls, Lin Xiaolu, who was drinking "Cang Bang", noticed that Wu Guanqi next to him began to tremble all over.
These girls are a bit ungrateful and go too far to bully others. Although they are also very curious, they are too arrogant in asking questions.
In the night sky, Lin Xiaolu put down the wine gourd, turned around and flew in front of the four girls.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Ah! My head."
"Lin Xiaolu, why are you beating me up?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuah, it hurts so much."
"Lin Xiaolu, do you believe that Ben Kundao will kill him?"
After each of the four girls received a blow from the wine gourd on their head, Lin Xiaolu, who was holding the gourd, returned to Wu Gu's side calmly.
"Hmph! I won't be able to get the roof of my house for three days!"
"What the little deer donor said is absolutely true." Wugou, who was feeling a headache, nodded repeatedly.
"Amitabha, when faced with such evil spirits, you should use vajra methods to kill demons!"
After speaking, he sighed with shame:
"The young monk wanted to hit the benefactor of the imperial edict several times, but he couldn't do it every time. He tried to use Buddhist teachings and principles to influence her, but in the end, she became more and more unscrupulous. It's really a sin."
"Then Wugu, you can't do this. After a long time, Zhao Mumu won't be able to ride on your head and dominate?"
Lin Xiaolu preached very experiencedly:
"You will be bullied all the time in the future. You have to take action decisively when it's time to take action. I smoke cantaloupe every day. I can kick her if she glares at me at home. It's not very comfortable."
"Ah? Is Donor Xiaolu going too hard? Will he injure Donor Gua?" Wu Guo looked worried and surprised.
"It's not heavy, it just hurts but doesn't hurt." Lin Xiaolu raised his head and said with a smile:
"The first thing I do after dinner every day is to hit my wife. I walked three steps away and kicked her in the side, in the face!"
