At this moment, when he saw Meier coming in and screaming strangely, his eyes immediately lit up:
"Ah~ Miss Mei'er, I know you are here~ to test me, but don't worry, as an important backbone of the Gang of Conquering People with Virtue, I will give you a chance to covet me with every spit and nail. If you covet the opportunity of my body, you will never break your promise."
Seeing Shangguan Pineapple in the air with a mean expression on his face, Meier suddenly turned red and let out a sigh of disgust.
Seeing Meier spitting in disgust, Shangguan Pineapple suddenly became more energetic, his face was rosy and he tried his best to appear evil and arrogant.
"Hmph, as expected, every girl can't help but drool when she sees my young master's beautiful body. Why bother? She's obviously so greedy that she still has to pretend to be disgusted. Do you want to play hard to get? I have to say it's really true. It’s a childish trick, it’s so silly and cute, big brother, keep sawing!”
Seeing Shangguan Pineapple growling more and more happily, Meier's mouth suddenly twitched, and her stomach ached with anger. She resisted the urge to slap him to death with her embroidered shoe, and asked the disciple to stop, and then drew a circle in front of him.
The circle was formed, and the faces of Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Pomegranate appeared in the circle at the same time.
"Brother Lu!"
Shangguan Pineapple, who was hanging, was immediately ecstatic when he saw Lin Xiaolu and his sister. He twisted his suspended body and shouted:
"Brother Lu, come and save me. The leader of Houtu is insatiable! Not only does he want my body, but he also wants our family's property! This woman also wants to completely surrender me and make me his slave in the future. She is even more evil than the devil!"
Looking at the howling Shangguan Pineapple, Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Pomegranate looked at each other with strange expressions.
"I suddenly don't want Meier to let your brother come back. He is really mean."
Shangguan Shiliu nodded in agreement.
In the Nine-Yue Spiritual Mirror, Shangguan Pineapple was still shouting, and the chains on his body were shaking. When Meier saw this, she gave him a kitchen knife without hesitation, but the result was to make this guy happy again. , the shouting sound also became more and more strange.
"Stop this bitch's mouth!"
"Yes, Master!"
The two Houtu disciples worked together to stuff an apple into Shangguan Boguo's mouth, making him moan and groan. Then, Meier turned to the circle and looked at Lin Xiaolu and his wife.
"Xiaolu, do you want me to let him go? This guy is really mean. He talks dirty to me every day, and his skin is still thick. I'm going to throw him into the Hall of Karmic Fire in our back land and let him be burned by Karmic Fire there. Burn for a thousand years.”
Hearing this, before Lin Xiaolu said anything, Shangguan Shiliu nodded happily.
"Okay, okay, Mei'er, you can do whatever you want. I'll leave my brother to you. Don't let him come out. Our family can't afford to lose this person."
"Haha, okay, I will take good care of him."
Lin Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, and before he could say anything, Meier and his eldest wife started chatting. The two of them even made an appointment to go shopping in the mortal world, which made Lin Xiaolu unable to get in the middle of the conversation.
In the cave, he saw the two girls chatting more and more happily. After thinking for a while, he gave up the idea of rescuing Shangguan Pineapple.
This guy is really too cheap. He obviously wasn't like this before. Well, forget it, let him continue to stay in Houtu. Anyway, seeing how cheap he is, he is quite comfortable there.
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Making dumplings is actually a very leisurely job. In the following time, Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Shiliu began to work together with men and women without getting tired. As the sun gradually set outside, a large pile of dumplings was placed. When we were at the table, Shangguan Hami Melon, who was as short as an underage sow, rushed back with a roar.
"Hahahaha, I showed off my power in the literacy hall today. Now all the children call me the Queen of the Immortal Realm. From now on, the future generation of Emei will completely belong to me."
While laughing, Shangguan Hamigua threw the handsome duck in his hand into Lin Xiaolu's arms, and then stood beside the excited Shangguan Pomegranate.
"Sisters, you are making dumplings. It's quite leisurely."
"Sister, do you want to come with me? I still have some unfinished items here."
"Forget it, forget it, I'm not very good at housework, and I'm so good at it, how can I serve Lin Xiaolu? I'll just wait and eat."
Seeing the two daughters-in-law, one older and one younger, enjoying themselves happily, Lin Xiaolu still felt quite warm for a moment, if it weren't for the handsome duck in his arms who was still in a coma.
At night, Lin Xiaolu went to the dining hall to have dinner alone as usual.
Now that the great catastrophe has been eliminated, if nothing happens, his life will continue to be peaceful and beautiful in the future.
Well, after a leisurely dinner, I will wander around Emei, take a walk to eat, and then go back to find my wife to have a baby.
This was Lin Xiaolu's thought before eating, but as the old saying goes, when you're full, you have nothing to do. When he was really full and belched happily, his thoughts completely changed!
As the strongest man in the world, how could he not continue to take risks!
Why don't you go out and do some shit!
How could you stop moving forward, wait for death, and indulge in beauty!
You must take the responsibility of being the best in the world!
At night, Emei Mission Hall.
"Elder Lin, do you really want to do the sect mission yourself? This shouldn't be necessary, right?"
"Yes, Elder Lin, we just need to follow the procedures and arrange for the disciples to do it. If we let you do it yourself, Head Yu'er will scold us to death."
In the mission hall, Lin Xiaolu, who was full of wine and food, put one hand on his hips and patted his belly with the other. He smiled at the strange and surprised disciples in front of him:
"You should do more good things when you go out. Are there any difficult tasks recently? I will solve them personally and lighten the workload for you. Just think of it as a walk."
Seeing Lin Xiaolu's decision, the Emei disciples in the mission hall couldn't say anything and began to check the latest mission list one by one.
"Elder Lin, I haven't had any missions recently. In the countries in the Emei region, once any mountain spirits appear to harm one side, they will be taken down by mortal warriors. Now it's no better than before. Each of those warriors is more powerful than the other. In the past two days, I also heard that a child from a martial arts family killed a second-level Qi Condensation demon with one punch, and was praised by his private school."
"Ah? So powerful?" Lin Xiaolu was a little surprised when he heard this, and then he couldn't help but smile proudly.
Nowadays, there are many martial arts talents emerging in the world, and this is all due to myself.
"Isn't there any difficult task?" He continued to ask with a smile.
After hearing this, several disciples had no choice but to continue their inquiries. After a long while, someone scratched his head and raised his head with a troubled expression:
"There really is no more Elder Lin."
