"You are so sick, aren't you! Do you understand that I have innate evil thoughts? Do you understand that I want to kill someone? You have also built a happy family of three. How the hell did you come up with such a genius evil idea!"
The old man was going crazy with evil thoughts.
He has been trapped for six full hours!
I was also angry for six hours!
Fuxi was okay, although he was also very annoying, at least he didn't speak viciously, but this Nuwa was too much!
If he said he was going to kill someone, it would be fine if she wouldn't let him go, but it would be too much to ask him and his wife to build a happy family of three together!
Is this what people say?
The first holy spirit Nuwa in ancient mythology looks like this!
Although Cannian's character may not be consistent with the original one, especially if the original one has been dead for many years, this is too outrageous!
Does she know how harmful these words are to an innate, pure, and extremely evil evil thought?
At this moment, the old man felt extremely regretful, regretting that he actually fell in love with Lin Xiaolu!
If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have gone up even if I was wiped out in ashes! How nice it would be to stay with Xiao Yuer all the time!
Regret! Hate it!
Thinking about my evil thoughts as a person in the Return to Ruins Realm, an absolutely invincible existence, but one mistake led to eternal hatred. I shouldn't have, I shouldn't have fallen into the body of Lin Xiaolu! This guy is simply the biggest evildoer since the beginning of Pangu!
At this moment, seeing that the crazy old man was beginning to collapse, Fuxi and Nuwa looked at each other, and then Fuxi sighed slightly in a gentle tone:
"It is indeed a bit difficult for you to suffer such humiliation here with your innate evil thoughts. If it were me, I would probably leave Lin Xiaolu by myself. Even if it is reduced to ashes, I cannot bear such a huge humiliation."
Nuwa, who was squatting next to the old man, was straight-headed and spoke seriously with an expression that looked like she was not very smart:
"That's right, what my husband said makes sense."
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On the other side, the Tianhan Earth Line is hundreds of millions of miles away.
"There is still no movement at the Void Gate? It has not released new extraterrestrial creatures for two days."
At Emei's Jade Ruyi, a group of Emei's top executives gathered together to discuss the anomalies that had occurred in the past two days.
Since two days ago, for some unknown reason, no new extraterrestrial creatures have appeared in the Gate of the Void. This has also given the warriors and monks of Tianhan Earthline sufficient time to recharge their batteries. Now not only has the Extermination Formation been After being repaired, even the broken Sky-Mending Talisman is said to be about to be remade.
This was undoubtedly a great event, but in the past two days, everyone also received two other pieces of news that were both good and bad.
The first is Wujia, who has been in contact with Li Mingru. In his recollection, he said that Xiao Yu'er has been found and everything is fine, but Lin Xiaolu's whereabouts are unknown. Then they encountered some adventures, which were more complicated. In two days, if Before Lin Xiaolu's whereabouts could be found, he would come back with Xiao Yu'er.
The impact of this news was still huge, but when Li Mingru asked Wujia specifically about Lin Xiaolu's situation and learned that Lin Xiaolu had left behind a bloody suit after disappearing, he no longer worried.
He told everyone with certainty that Lin Xiaolu should have gone to Pangu Tomb through the Wangchuan River.
He couldn't take any clothes with him when he went to Pangu Tomb. It was the same when he went there with Xiaolu.
This is the first thing, and the second thing is about glutinous rice balls.
Tangyuan also disappeared, leaving only a letter in the cave, which said that Lin Xiaolu personally opened five coats. Because it clearly stated that Lin Xiaolu personally opened the envelope, no one in Emei opened the envelope for the time being.
"So the current situation is that both Tangyuan and Xiaolu are missing, and then there is no movement at the Void Gate. I think these three things may be somewhat related. Hamigua, your ancestor will ask Chief Jialeb to do the math in the afternoon. .”
At the head of the round table, Ye Qingluan was sitting on a chair with one foot on the stool, tilting his head to gnaw sugar cane, and said as he gnawed:
"It's useless for us to be anxious now. We have released our spiritual consciousness and tried all methods, but we still can't find any glutinous rice balls or deer."
Ye Qingluan was nibbling beautifully, while Li Mingru, who was not thinking well at the side, frowned and glanced at her:
"Sister, put your feet down."
"oh oh."
Ye Qingluan obediently stuffed his feet into the embroidered shoes and put them on like slippers, and then continued to the crowd:
"It's rare to have some free time these past two days. You haven't slacked off in your cultivation, right?"
"without……"
A group of Emei elders answered in long tones. Ye Qingluan nodded with satisfaction upon seeing this. He was about to say a few inspiring words of encouragement when he suddenly realized that someone was not present.
"Where's Ah Yi? Has he returned to the Great Wilderness Sword Ancient Sect?" She looked around and asked.
"Master, Ha Yi said he has been feeling a little unwell for the past two days."
Dongfang Dan had a hint of embarrassment on his face and responded in a low voice:
"He seems to have hemorrhoids."
"hemorrhoid?"
Ye Qingluan was stunned for a moment, then looked at everyone's embarrassed expressions and wondered:
"With Ha Yi's cultivation level, he can still get hemorrhoids? How did he get it?"
"Just eat chicken legs." Shangguan Hamiguo below rolled his eyes and complained:
"That Shabi hasn't had a regular diet for hundreds of years. In addition, he likes to sprinkle more chili powder on fried chicken legs. Will he not get hemorrhoids over time? Even a big man in the Tianren realm cannot eat spicy food for hundreds of years. Eat the chicken legs as rice."
Hearing Shangguan Hamigua's words, Ye Qingluan was even more speechless and looked at Li Mingru beside him.
Li Mingru thought for a moment, frowned and said:
"Ah Yi's hemorrhoids are indeed a bit strange. Although he has been eating and drinking all year round, he won't get this thing. After all, his cultivation is there. In this way, I will go and see him in the afternoon."
At this moment, while everyone in Emei was discussing the matter, heartbreaking cries were heard from the ancient sword weapon not far from Emei Jade Ruyi.
"My butt! It hurts so much! It hurts so much!"
"Ah ah ah ah, wife, don't poke it!"
"Don't move! As soon as the spiritual energy circulates, your thing will become congested and it will hurt even more!"
Hajime's screams kept coming from the antique cave, which made the four swordsmen waiting outside the cave all look weird.
The sect leader has hemorrhoids. This matter... is really a bit embarrassing.
In the cave, Ouyang Ruixue was frowning at Ah Yi's butt, holding an ice knife in her hand as if facing a formidable enemy.
"I've given you the elixir refined by Yu Chuchu, and the ice knife in my hand is so sharp that it's cold to the body. It shouldn't hurt so much when I cut it, so please bear with it."
On the bed, Ah Yi, who was lying on his stomach, begged for mercy with tears in his eyes: "Daughter-in-law, why don't we just stop cutting her? I think it would be good to apply some medicine on her."
Hearing this, Ouyang Ruixue slapped his butt until it trembled.
"Then will you still eat spicy food in the future? If you eat spicy food, you will continue to suffer from hemorrhoids. Cutting off will cure it once and for all. Of course, I'm free to do it. Anyway, it's not me who's in pain."
Hearing this, Ah Dun felt a fight between heaven and man, and then he felt a sharp pain in his butt, and his head was covered with cold sweat.
After a long time, he nodded with tears in his eyes, clutching the sheets with both hands.
"Then, wife, go ahead and do it as gently as possible."
Seeing her husband's pitiful appearance, Ouyang Ruixue felt both distressed and angry for a moment.
It's really embarrassing. There are so many immortal cultivators and warriors gathered in the Tianhan Earth Line, and this fool still howls so loudly. Now everyone probably knows that he, a powerful person in the Heavenly Realm, ate himself up with hemorrhoids alive. This How will I see people in the future? Speaking of which, he is still the leader of the Great Wilderness Sword Ancient Sect.
With a heavy heart, Ouyang Ruixue's eyes widened and she hit the ice blade with a fierce wave of her hand.
"call out!"
"Crack!"
