"Senior Zhao, what do you like about Master Wugou?" Zhou Dafu, who was eating melon, suddenly raised his hand and asked curiously.
"Wugou is beautiful." Zhao Mumu raised his hand and pinched Wugou's face in front of him, pinching out all the blood from his nose that had just dried up. Then he reached out and touched his head, saying with a look of obsession:
"These facial features, this feel, tsk tsk tsk, it makes me want to touch it. This body is as white and tender as spring snow, and this soul is as clean as moonlight. Wow~ It's so beautiful."
Seeing Zhao Mu Mu holding Wu Gu with a squinting look on his face, and looking like a hungry ghost, everyone who was eating melons felt their scalps go numb.
This Zhao Mumu really doesn't shy away from anything.
At this moment, Wu Gu's face was being twisted around by Zhao Mu. Finally, with his cheeks squeezed together and his mouth pouting, he said helplessly:
"Taoist priest, please respect yourself."
"Stop talking nonsense! It just so happens that your friend is here today, so let's make it clear. I'm going to ask you, are you tempted by me?"
Zhao Mumu squeezed Wu Gu's face, stood on tiptoes, faced him at close range with an unusually strong face, and stared unblinkingly with his big fierce eyes.
"Monks don't tell lies. You tell everyone yourself. If I don't force you, just tell me whether you are tempted by me or not."
Wu Gu's clear eyes flickered, and he was afraid to look directly into the eyes of the girl in front of him, but his upbringing did not allow him to say anything against his will. In the end, he seemed to have lost all the strength in his body, and his eyes were dim and trembling. :
"Tempted."
Everyone:…
Zhao Mumu raised the corner of his mouth and continued to question loudly:
"Do you want to kiss me?"
"Um...kind of."
"Then...do you want to hold me to sleep?"
As soon as the last question came out, Wu Guan's whole body began to stiffen, and a blush instantly spread from his neck to his face, and finally spread to his ears.
"Wugu's ears are red! He wants to hug Zhao Mumu to sleep!" Zhuge Dan pointed at him and shouted.
Wu Gu:…ರ_ರ
At this moment, everyone looked as if this was indeed the case, and Liu Yuniang crossed her arms and smiled happier than anyone else.
Why bother, my little master? Really.
Under the crackling bonfire, Lin Xiaolu looked at Wu Kuan's shy look and touched his chin helplessly.
"Hey, in two days there will be a war with the outside world. If Wu Guan is interested in Zhao Mumu, then don't be so nervous. There is no such thing as mercy or mercy. If you are with her, she will be happy. Then It’s also a form of compassion.”
When Lin Xiaolu said these words, Zhao Mumu, who had always been fierce, immediately changed his attitude and nodded cutely.
"Look at Lin Xiaolu, what he said is so right. You can be merciful to everyone in the world, why can't you be merciful to yourself and me."
Zhao Mumu changed his tough character, eagerly grabbed Wu Gu's hand, and said pitifully:
"Wugou, just let me sleep with you, okay? I don't know if I can survive this extraterrestrial attack. If I don't sleep with you, I will die of regret."
After speaking such sincere words, Wu Gu's face turned ugly, and the crowd was also amazed.
None of them expected that Wugou's charm could be so great. It seemed that Zhao Mumu was really greedy for Wugou's body.
Among them, Lin Xiaolu and Hua Hong'er thought it was a bit strange, but Chow Dafu and Zhuge Dan, who were both women, didn't think there was anything wrong with it. The two muscular women whose minds were full of muscles seemed to support Zhao Mumu.
Wu Gu is a very gentle person, and has always been.
He looked at the girl in front of him who had been pestering him for a long time, and warned him very seriously:
"Donors are advised not to be obsessed with beauty. There is a Zen theory in the Buddhist scriptures, which is the "skull view". If you see everyone is a skeleton, there is no difference. It is the second Zen state, just like the Taoist saying "Don't be surprised before the collapse of Mount Tai, beauty is present. without moving. "When a man sees a beautiful woman, he sees her as a skeleton, and is naturally unmoved. When a woman sees a handsome man, she sees her as a skeleton, and is equally unmoved."
"The benefactor is kind to the young monk, and the young monk is indeed very happy with the benefactor. But the benefactor mainly understands that you and I are not immortal in appearance. We are all skeletons of flesh and blood under the skin. The appearance is just an illusion. You must not be addicted."
Listening to Wu Gua's tirade, and realizing that he seemed to have the intention to continue, Zhao Mumu immediately tilted his head and frowned, then suddenly raised his hand and punched him, until he sat on his butt on the snow. .
Being suddenly attacked, Wu Gu didn't say anything. He quickly stood up again, as if he was unaware of the dark circles under his eyes, and continued to preach:
"The benefactor, the so-called love, should be pure and not be disturbed by other factors.
If there is an attack from outside this area and all living beings turn into nothingness, the little monk will be buried together with the benefactor of the imperial edict on one day, merged and married, and there will be no more pain.
If all sentient beings can still exist, this young monk... is also willing to walk through the sufferings of the world with the benefactor of the imperial edict, do good deeds together, and treat each other as guests. Do you think it is good? "
After saying these words, Wugou, whose face was covered with scars and dressed in white, clasped his hands together, lowered his eyebrows and sighed:
"Namo Amitabha."
His words confused the onlookers, and Zhuge Dan even pulled Lin Xiaolu and asked:
"Did Master Wu Gu accept the imperial edict?"
"Almost, not quite." Liu Yuniang, who was peeling salted peanuts, explained:
"Master means that if the outsiders come and everyone fails, then he and Zhao Mumu will die on the same day, which can be regarded as getting married, so Zhao Mumu doesn't have to regret it.
And if the outside world is defeated by us and everyone survives, although he will not have sex with Zhao Mumu, he is still willing to live with Zhao Mumu and travel together from now on. "
After speaking, Liu Yuniang said helplessly:
"This is the biggest concession that Master can make. We can't let Zhao Mumu force him any more, otherwise I'm afraid he will really think about it and kill himself. After all, this is not the first time he has had this idea."
Hearing Liu Yuniang's words, Lin Xiaolu suddenly thought deeply and fearfully, but just as he was about to say something, a soft sound came from the snow in the distance.
A tall, middle-aged woman with gray skin teleported in front of everyone.
"You little brats, stop being idle and come with me!"
Seeing the woman who suddenly appeared, Lin Xiaolu was stunned and stood up in confusion:
"What's wrong, Master Wife? Are you in such a hurry?"
"The refining of the Heaven-Mending Talisman has begun, and it requires the warrior's awesome spirit."
After Luo Wujin suddenly appeared, he glanced at Wu Gu and Zhao Mumu who were facing each other, and said curiously to Lin Xiaolu:
"Little bastard, what's wrong with these two people?"
"Oh, it's nothing. The young couple were quarreling, and a few of us vulgar warriors joined in the fun to watch them quarreling."
As he said this, Lin Xiaolu, who was just about to feel his balls aching, stood up and began to greet him carelessly:
"Xiao Hong'er, Dafu, Zhuge Dan, go with me as my master. As for Wu Kua...forget it, Wu Kuo, you'd better take matters into your own hands. It's really troublesome for you monks to fall in love. The incident with Yi Diao has been bothering you until now. .”
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Mumu, who had just been persuaded by Wugou, his eyes lit up again, and he grabbed Wugou and refused to let go, shouting fiercely:
"That's right! You are not a Buddha, you have been bothered by this matter until now!"
Wu Gu:……
