As soon as he entered the door, Tang Yuan saw the two villains fighting on the white jade plate on the table.
"General! Brother, I have given up evil and turned to good. I recognize Emperor Tang as my master. You quickly surrender and accept the thief. Oh no, recognize Emperor Tang as your father!"
Xiahou Guan, who was feeling weak all over, was pressed and rubbed against the board by Lin Zhili. He couldn't resist at all for a moment. He gritted his teeth and was about to curse a few words, but something bit him hard on his back.
"ah!"
Under the scream, Lin Zhili, who was riding on his back, looked majestic and boasted with an upright face:
"Look, this is the magical power given to me by Emperor Tang Tian, the magic of biting people's butts. General, I advise you to turn around quickly. After all, you must really want such a pair of butts that can bite people, right? This is a great magical power! "
After saying that, Lin Zhili raised his head with confusion and looked surprised at the glutinous rice balls at the door:
"Tang Tiandi, when did you come?"
Hearing Lin Zhili's sincere inquiry, the burping glutinous rice dumpling at the door had no special reaction. After giving him a cross-eyed look, he said calmly:
"Gag your friend's mouth and then tie him up. I have some new whims and insights recently."
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhili immediately nodded his head, not daring to say "no" during the whole process.
Soon, he took advantage of Tang Yuan's opportunity to retrieve the machine equipment. While tying up Xiahou Guan with hemp rope, he whispered to the struggling man:
"General, we are behaving better now. When the Lord comes to rescue us, we may still be able to survive. Please be patient for now. If you are not patient, your plans will be ruined. If you are gone now, you will really have nothing." .”
Upon hearing this, Xiahou Guan, whose mouth was blocked, glared at Lin Zhili fiercely, his eyes full of murderous anger.
At noon that day, Xiahou Guan felt the ultimate sourness for the first time.
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At noon, the sun is shining brightly
"As a male, I, Lin Xiaolu, can be regarded as young and promising. I have achieved fame, right? Then what do I rely on to be where I am today? Isn't it the courage to risk death again and again, and the perseverance to survive? The will to pull out?
Yes, I have a wife now, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t have my own hobbies. As the current god of martial arts, I take it as my duty to promote martial arts, so I guide the prostitutes in the brothel to learn how to pierce the throat with a golden spear. That is very reasonable and reasonable. one thing. Cantaloupe, tell me yourself, were they naked and stabbed in the throat, or were they naked and somersaulted? Come, let's all comment. "
Under the scorching sunshine at noon, in the courtyard of Wu Zun's lineage, a large group of people were watching Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua, who were negotiating with each other at the stone table.
"Master Ah Yi, what happened to the teacher and my wife?"
Ling Wei, who had just dragged Tang Yue over and ran over, saw this scene and asked Ah Yi about the situation. Ah Yi, who had just choked on his food and was beating his chest before he could answer, Chen Nianyun on the other side smiled helplessly:
"Lin Xiaolu went to Miao Yufang in Dai Viet with Ah Yi, Master Wu Gu, and Xiao Yu'er, and was caught and raped by Shangguan Hamigua."
"Wow! So exciting?" Ling Wei was surprised when she heard this, and little stars twinkled in her eyes.
"Actually, they didn't do anything at that time. Lin Xiaolu just went to listen to music." As soon as Chen Nianyun explained a few sentences, Shangguan Shiliu, who was covering his mouth in joy, couldn't help laughing and said:
"My sister was mainly depressed when she saw that so many girls had longer legs than her."
"Yes, actually, as a girl, I can understand this." Yu Chuchu whispered to everyone:
"Master Wu Guo, we are all trustworthy. Although Ah Yi and Lin Xiao Lu are mentally ill, they are not lecherous people. What's more, Xiao Yu'er also went with us, but everything must be explained just in case. The eldest lady Shangguan was probably afraid that Lin Xiaolu would spend time in the brothel every day, and if she suddenly got enlightened one day and did something stupid, it would be bad, so she took precautions in the bud. "
After hearing Yu Chuchu's analysis, everyone present expressed "I see" expressions. The handsome duck lying in Xiao Yu'er's arms bared his teeth and danced:
"So that's what women are like. Without any trust between people, they can actually doubt that they are in love with each other. It's really difficult for villains and women."
"Crack!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yu'er twisted Shuai Shuai Ya's neck, and then the slender neck was hanging on Xiao Yu'er's arm with the duck's head. There was no sound at all, and the crowd around him was stunned. Take a breath.
At this moment, with everyone watching melon-eating, Lin Xiaolu stared at the stone table, rolled his eyes, and continued to preach with his nostrils pointed at his Shangguan Hami Melon:
"When we come out to work, we pay attention to having many friends and many paths. It is also a very normal interpersonal behavior for me to have some in-depth exchanges with the merchants in the brothel. And I have to practice martial arts every day and teach my disciples how to practice. Every month, every cent of the elder's salary earned through hard work and painstaking efforts is handed over to you and Huadie. Occasionally, when I am physically and mentally exhausted, I go to the brothel and let someone play me a piece of music to relax. , Isn’t this a normal thing? As a result, you are here to care about this and that, you are not worried about this, you are not worried about that, and you even ran over to make me unable to step down in front of so many people. Hami melon, you said it yourself, are you worthy of me? How do you want me to hang out in the future?"
"Fart, you didn't have any salary before." Shangguan Hamigua finally found the point of rebuttal, pressed the table, shouted with a blushing face:
"You can't use the spirit stone. Later, Master Ye gave you a salary after seeing that you had me and Pomegranate, so you should have handed it over to us."
As soon as these words came out, the crowd started talking again, and Dongfang Dan even showed a puzzled look in the crowd:
"The Shangguan family is so rich, why does Miss Shangguan still need Brother Lu's salary?"
"They just like the feeling of Xiaolu handing over spirit stones to them every month." Tang Xin on the side covered her mouth and said with a smile:
"It really doesn't matter whether you have money or not. Anyway, no matter how rich you are, no one's parents will have money. But whether to give money or not is a matter of attitude. Girls will like to be housekeepers after marriage."
"Yes, yes, they are greedy." Ah Yi, who was eating chicken drumsticks beside him, nodded and complained:
"I also have the salary of a guest elder in Emei, but my wife is snatched away from me every month, leaving nothing for me. It is said that men become bad when they are rich, and she is obviously the head of Quanzhen. She is very You are rich, but you still want my Great Wilderness Sword Ancient Sect.”
At this point, Hajime complained very rarely to his wife, puffing out his cheeks and saying angrily:
"That's what my master entrusted to me. I can't give it to her no matter what. Even if she doesn't let me eat chicken drumsticks, I won't give it to her. I can let my wife do anything else. There is absolutely no discussion on this matter."
In the field, facing Shangguan Hamigua’s words, Lin Xiaolu continued to refute loudly:
"My salary has already been given to you. When I grew up, most of the time I went out to eat, drink and have fun, I used other people's money. Just like when I went out for prostitution this time, it was my sister who paid for it."
