Seeing Lin Xiaolu walking towards him laughing and joking, Shangguan Shiliu didn't react at all, and raised her red lips at him with a smile.
"Mou~" Lin Xiaolu pouted, stretching his neck to kiss her, but Shangguan Shiliu suddenly raised his hand.
"Snapped!"
Lin Xiaolu, who was pouting and about to kiss, was hit so hard that his head tilted.
"Pfft~ Hahahaha." Looking at the confused Lin Xiaolu, Shangguan Shiliu covered her mouth and laughed, then her big and strange eyes were cross-eyed, and she stuck out her tongue naughtily at Lin Xiaolu:
"If you can't kiss me, you can't kiss me, just a little bit~" After saying that, the girl turned around and ran away from the house.
Seeing her naughty look, Lin Xiaolu couldn't help but smile, then turned around with his arms crossed:
"Did you see? Huadie is more honest. She is so shy even if she touches me."
He returned to the table and sat down. While continuing to fish out the mutton in the hot pot, he said to Wu San, who was at a loss during the whole process, and Ha Yi, who carefully pulled out the kitchen knife:
"Brother, I have lived with the Butterfly Spirit and the dwarf giant monster for so many years, relying on the imperial art of reward and punishment, and the ability to move left and right. If you want to learn this, Ha Yi, it may be a little difficult, but it doesn't matter, the way of heaven Huiqin, brother believes that you will gain enlightenment sooner or later, come on, drink!"
After clinking glasses with Lin Xiaolu and taking a sip of strong wine, Ah Yi's face showed contemplation.
That night, he ran back to Quanzhen.
"Daughter-in-law, please open the door quickly, I have a surprise for you."
"roll!"
Inside the closed door, Ouyang Ruixue's spicy voice sounded:
"Go and spend time with Lin Xiaolu, don't come back!"
Hearing this, Ah Yi continued to knock on the door reluctantly and said: "Daughter-in-law, please open the door first. Brother Lu taught me a method. I promise, I will make you very happy later."
It was already late at night, and there was no one outside Ouyang Ruixue's cave. Ah Yi stood under two orange-red lanterns, dancing with his fist and banging "bang bang bang".
"Daughter-in-law, please open the door quickly. Wife-in-law, please open the door quickly. Wife-in-law, please open the door quickly."
Soon, the wooden door finally opened, and Ouyang Ruixue, tall and wearing white underwear, appeared with a foul face and disheveled hair.
"Okay, I want to see what methods you have learned to make me happy."
In front of the door, Ah Yi grinned, "Hehe" and smiled silly, then suddenly reached out and hugged Ouyang Ruixue's slender waist.
Ouyang Ruixue suddenly trembled when Leng Buding was hugged, and then looked at the silly face of her husband-in-law who was so close, and said with a somewhat unnatural expression:
"You, what do you want to do?"
"Brother Lu taught me this. Wife, let me give you a surprise."
After saying that, Ah Yi hugged Ouyang Ruixue and ran hurriedly into the house. Ouyang Ruixue was hugged tightly around the waist by him, sniffing the smell on his body. For a moment, she was a little confused and infatuated. Even if I pretend to struggle, I can’t bear to struggle.
How could Lin Xiaolu, who was so cruel, still teach Ah Yi such a good thing? Humph, it seems that I wrongly blamed him in the past.
In the cave, Ah Yi carried Ouyang Ruixue all the way to the wing, then smiled at her and said:
"Daughter-in-law, a surprise is coming!"
After saying that, he bumped Ouyang Ruixue with his forehead first, making Ouyang Ruixue look confused. Then he swung his arms sideways and threw the red-faced Ouyang Ruixue out of the window with a "Bang!" and fell headlong. In the mud outside the window.
Seeing the disgraced girl who fell down, Ha Yi lay beside the window and asked happily:
"Haha, wife, do you like my husband?"
Ouyang Ruixue, who was lying on the ground like a big tortoise, looked confused, and then... her shy eyes burst into monstrous anger that had not been seen in hundreds of years!
Lin Xiaolu! I have to peel off your skin this time! ! !
That night, Ah Yi's screams echoed throughout Quanzhen. On the next day, Ouyang Ruixue led more than 6,000 Quanzhen disciples to Emei, shouting that they would fight Lin Xiaolu to the death. , in the end, it was Ye Qingluan who pulled Lin Xiaolu to apologize repeatedly, which saved the righteous sect from fighting each other.
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Datang, East China Sea
"I really don't understand why you insist on looking for the missing soldier. Why don't you just start killing him? Or are you afraid of the native creatures here?"
On the blue sea, a chubby little donkey wearing a red bellyband faced the sea breeze, stepped on the sea water, and asked Xiahou Guan, who was standing beside him with his hands behind his back:
"That Chuqiu continent brought me here before the massacre started. What on earth do you think?"
When the question was asked, Xiahou Guan, who was looking at the countless Tang warships on the East China Sea coast, lazily replied:
"Direct massacre? Are you trying to lure all the powerful men in this world to surround you and me?
Although most of them are relatively weak, there are still some creatures in this world that can threaten you and me. Don't forget that Xiao Twelve was damaged here. "
After saying that, Xiahou Guan said solemnly:
"I have met a very knowledgeable creature before. He can borrow Hongmeng thunder and lightning from the existence of this world, which is very difficult. And there are probably some like him in the world, so between Lao Yi and others I don’t want to start a big fight until people arrive.”
After saying that, Xiahou Guan continued to look into the distance:
"I'm going to take you to a place called Emei. First, meet the strongest person in this world and get to know him better. And that learned creature seems to be there too."
"Emei? Where is that?" Donkeyda asked with a frown.
Xiahou Guan pointed at himself when he heard this:
"The owner of this body is a warrior, and he has a very strange Qi in his body. I learned from his memory that this strange Qi was caused by a person named Lin Xiaolu. He was attracted by all the warriors. They call him the Martial God of the time.
To be able to get such a big title, he must be the strongest in the world, and this Lin Xiaolu is currently in a sect called Emei in Sinan, a place that is called a holy place by all warriors. "
Hearing Xiahou Guan's words, Donkey Dan rolled his eyes disdainfully.
God of War? Haha!
All the gods from the prehistoric period were dead long ago, so where did the gods come from.
Little Fatty looked unconvinced, and was about to brag about his skills when Xiahou Guan suddenly waved his hand, and a wave of waves immediately appeared in the endless sea water, obscuring the two of them.
At this moment, Xiahou Guan saw several figures suddenly appear in the sky in the distance.
A middle-aged man with white hair, a short old man, a woman covered in gray, and a woman wearing a bright red palace dress.
Seeing these four people, Xiahou Guan first narrowed his eyes, and then said with a meaningful smile:
"These four creatures all have some tricks. Although we are not afraid, there is no need to rush to meet them. Let's go to Emei first."
Hearing this, Donkey Danda clenched his fists with an unconvinced expression:
"no!
I came here to kill people. I haven’t killed a few creatures until now. I want to kill people! Go to Emei yourself! "
Hearing this, Xiahou Guan turned his head, looked deeply at the little fat man with his dark eyes, and then shrugged helplessly:
"Whatever you want, be careful of capsizing in the gutter, you foreigner."
