The screams did not last long, and soon became quiet. Then, a barefooted chubby guy wearing a red bellyband and braided hair came out.
Seeing this cute little chubby guy, Xiahou Guan was stunned for a moment, then a sarcastic smile appeared on his face:
"Second brother, second child, if you say you are uneducated, you are uneducated. You are stupid at first sight when choosing a living bowl. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I really don't know how you became the second child."
"You know nothing about evil writing stuff. It's easiest for me to hide myself like this." A childish voice came out of Xiaopangdun's mouth. Then he walked to Xiahou Guan with great effort, raised his head and asked:
"What is the situation in this world now? Wang has communicated with me. It will take a while for Lao Yi and the others to come out."
Hearing this, Xiahou Guan laughed and said:
"I have only been here a few days, so I don't know much about it, but there are actually a lot of powerful creatures in this place. Even if we join together, it will still be a bit difficult to kill them. I think we can go there first in the next two days. Find the soldier who is still alive. He has been here so many years and should know the world better than we do."
"What's the point of waiting? Just start the massacre."
The cute little chubby face was full of anger that was inappropriate for his age, and he said with disdain:
"With the means of you and me, whoever will kill whomever."
Hearing the arrogant words of the little fat man, Xiahou Guan rolled his eyes and was too lazy to talk to this mentally retarded man. He looked him up and down and asked, "What's the name of this body of yours?"
Little Fatty: "It seems to be called Donkey Dan." After saying that, Little Fatty, who only inherited the memory of a six-year-old child and did not understand the meaning of Donkey Dan, took the initiative to ask Xiahou Guan: "What do you think of this name?"
Xiahou Guan glanced at him first, and then nodded seriously: "I think you are very knowledgeable and more in line with your temperament, but I think the two-character name is not domineering enough. You can add another character, It’s more powerful to shout out.”
"Is that so?" Little Fatty showed a thoughtful expression, frowned and thought, "Then what word should I add?"
"You can add the word "big", which will make you look bigger."
Upon hearing Xiahou Guan's words, Xiao Pangdun's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Okay, okay, the word "big" is good, it is better than the word "small", then I will call him Donkey Danda from now on!"
After saying that, Xiao Pang Dun, who was in a good mood, looked at Xiahou Guan with admiration:
"Not bad, Third Brother. I didn't expect you to be quite knowledgeable."
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In the next two days, Lin Xiaolu did not make any unnecessary moves. While waiting for the appearance of the foreign general, he ate and drank. During the day, he took Wugou and Ah Yi to wander around the streets of Emei, and at night Then I fell asleep with Shangguan pomegranate and Shangguan cantaloupe hugging each other.
Anyway, he had run out of practice in martial arts, so he was no longer anxious. There was no need to rush for this kind of thing. He planned to wait for the boss to come back first and see what the elders had to say.
"I showed off my power last night and made the unruly cantaloupe docile. In the end, she begged me to give her some face outside in the future, so I reluctantly agreed."
"Let me go, Brother Lu, how did you do it? Please teach me, I was kicked out of bed by Ruixue two days ago."
In the private room of the dining hall of the Wu Zun lineage, Ah Yi asked with admiration on his face while simmering mutton in the hot pot.
Wugou, who was eating steamed buns at the side, was puzzled and asked: "Donor Ah Yi, Donor Ouyang is not an unreasonable person, why did she kick you?"
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just that I didn't stay in Quanzhen for a long time, and I'm a swordsman, so I'm naturally fast, so my wife dislikes me a little."
Ah Yi stuffed the cooked mutton roll into his mouth and said vaguely:
"The last time I went back to Quanzhen, my wife asked me to kiss and hug her. Then I got hungry while we were kissing her, so she ran to eat. So my wife got angry with me and kicked me when I came back from eating in the middle of the night. I kicked off the bed."
As soon as these words came out, Wujiu was immediately stunned, and Lin Xiaolu was even more shocked. He ate the beef meatballs and exclaimed:
"She didn't beat you to death? Ouyang is indeed a good and reasonable girl."
As he spoke, Lin Xiaolu ate the tender and delicious beef balls and said with a face full of intoxication:
"After a man gets married, most of the time he has no choice but to control his wife. As for how to take care of his wife, I still have a say. Just like me now, I have to visit prostitutes every now and then. Do you dare to say "no" to Hami Melon? Flower Butterfly is more Okay, if she can go with me, hahaha, I just want to ask you if you are interested."
In the room, Lin Xiaolu was bragging triumphantly when the door to the wing was suddenly kicked open with a "Bang!" sound. A menacing little man appeared at the door holding a kitchen knife, followed by a Shangguan who looked like he was watching a good show. Pomegranate, and Hou San'er, who looked anxious and tried to stop him.
"Brother Lu, run! I'll stop the two sisters-in-law!"
Halfway through eating the hot pot and halfway through bragging, they suddenly saw this terrifying scene. Both Hajime and Wu San were a little frightened, but Lin Xiaolu was very cool and calmly waved his chopsticks:
"Monkey San'er is fine. Oh, by the way, let's add some mutton."
After saying that, he lay down on the back of the chair, crossed his legs, looked at Shangguan Hamigua, who was only a little taller than the table, and said:
"It's not scary for young people to do something wrong. What's scary is making the same mistake again and again. What's wrong with your husband-in-law and my brother and I drinking and eating and bragging? And you actually go under the knife? Do you believe that my husband-in-law will find you some more concubines?"
Hami Melon is not afraid to tell you. You know how sophisticated your husband-in-law is. There are many girls who covet my beauty. I advise you not to."
"I love your second aunt and grandma!"
Before Lin Xiaolu could finish his words, Shangguan Hamiguo, who was full of anger, jumped onto the hot pot table and came over with a kitchen knife.
At this moment, she stood on the table, and the sharp kitchen knife went straight to Lin Xiaolu's head. Both Ha Yi and Wu Gu widened their eyes. However, facing this terrifying scene, Lin Xiaolu licked his mouth, and then revealed an evil look. Charming smiles crazily, stands up, and stretches out a pair of fingers calmly.
"Dang~"
The kitchen knife was immediately bounced away, whirring several times in a row, and slashed straight towards Ha Yi's crotch.
The confused Ha Yi was almost frightened to death. He quickly crossed his legs and retreated, and the kitchen knife hit the stool with a "click", and the handle of the knife kept "buzzing".
At the same time, after flicking the knife, Lin Xiaolu actually hugged the flying cantaloupe with one hand, and then kissed her angry little face.
With the first kiss, the anger on the face of the Demonic Princess instantly dissipated like a tide, and her eyes became misty as she looked at Lin Xiaolu, while Lin Xiaolu casually threw her out of the window, making her say "Bang!" Head on the ground.
All this happened very quickly, catching Hajime and Wu Kuan off guard. Afterwards, Lin Xiaolu shook his hair in front of his forehead coolly.
"So, you can't get used to this woman, but you can't just bully them. When they are really angry, you have to give them a little sweetness like I did just now, so that they will give up before they get into trouble. , no place to be ashamed of."
After finishing his elegant words, Lin Xiaolu confidently shouted out the window: "Hami Melon, do you like my husband?"
The next second, Shangguan Hamiguo's shy voice came from the window:
"Lin Xiaolu, I hate you so much. You actually treat so many people as relatives, huh! People ignore you."
Ah Yi:..."(ºДº*)
Wugou:..."(ºДº*)
In the room, Lin Xiaolu saw the shock of his two friends and smiled triumphantly. Then he walked towards Shangguan Shiliu who was also confused and smiled at them:
"Brother, I'll show you again. Come on, Huadie, pout your little lips. I'll give you something sweet."
