In the next few days, Lin Xiaolu and Ah Yi stayed in southern Xinjiang every day, eating and waiting to die, playing around with Shangguan Hami Melon and Shangguan Pomegranate.
And every night, Lin Xiaolu would brag and fight with two beautiful girls on the bed, telling them all kinds of mythical stories about himself.
After a few nights of running-in, Lin Xiaolu gradually adapted to sleeping with the cantaloupe Shangguan Pomegranate. Shangguan Pomegranate sleeps very well, making little movement, and also goes to bed on time every day, which looks very healthy.
Compared to her, Shangguan Hamigua was undoubtedly more noisy. Several times she would bicker and fight with Lin Xiaolu until midnight, and then the two of them would drift off to sleep. However, this girl's body was very soft, and Lin Xiaolu sometimes slept with her in his arms. , it will feel very comfortable, like a pillow.
No, Lin Xiaolu had just woken up in a daze early in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he saw Shangguan's face as big as a cantaloupe next to him.
In his sleepy eyes, Lin Xiaolu gradually woke up, then looked at the face close at hand, leaned closer and smelled it with his nose.
Well, it doesn't stink, it smells pretty good.
After carefully studying Hami Gu's face for a while, Lin Xiaolu couldn't help but stretched out his hand and touched her nose.
This nose is so small and slippery to the touch. Wouldn't it be hard to breathe just because the nostrils are so small?
Lin Xiaolu picked the cantaloupe's nostrils twice, and then pulled out a small nose hair.
Under the quilt, Shangguan Hamigua's beautiful eyebrows suddenly wrinkled, and then he made a "sneeze" and sprayed Lin Xiaolu in the face.
The girl arched her nose in discomfort, opened her eyes vaguely, and then saw Lin Xiaolu who was wiping his face.
"Hmm...what are you doing..." Shangguan Hamiguo, who hadn't slept enough, whimpered, bumped Lin Xiaolu's head softly, and then shook his head to push it into Lin Xiaolu's arms. Fortunately, Lin Xiaolu had quick eyes and quick hands to hold her down.
"Hami Melon, I noticed that your nose hairs grow with a special accent. Please tell me how to grow nose hairs with the same accent as yours." Lin Xiaolu asked very seriously.
"Well...go to hell, you..." Shangguan Hamigua, who had not yet opened his eyes, muttered a curse word, turned over, faced him with the back of his head, and continued to sleep soundly.
Lin Xiaolu was annoyed, curled his lips, and secretly cursed the little dwarf as a stingy man, then turned over and picked up Shangguan Pomegranate's nose.
In the early morning of that day, he plucked twenty-eight nose hairs of Shangguan Pomegranate in one breath and never tired of it.
After staying at Shangguan's house for a full seven or eight days, Lin Xiaolu and Ah Yi prepared to return to Emei, taking their two prospective wives with them.
Since there wasn't much to do and it was relatively leisurely, the four of them tacitly agreed to use the Shangguan family's carriage to return to Emei for a sightseeing trip. These guys were all rich, powerful and had leisure time. What I like more about this kind of atmosphere is the feeling of a group of people on the road, leisurely and leisurely.
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On this day, in the Kunlun region, a small town
"Those of us who go out to hang out know best how to repay a favor. As the old saying goes, a person's kindness will be remembered for thousands of years. Sir, since you are willing to give me your dirty pants for free, then you can repay me when you go out to hang out. The name is guaranteed to work."
"Hahahaha, Taoist priest, you are so polite. The Taoist bird is so delicate. I have been selling underwear all my life. I think I have read countless birds, but I have never seen such a beautiful bird. It is really eye-opening. I also ask the Taoist Master to accept it."
"Ho ho ho ho, sir, it's funny."
In a tailor shop that specializes in men's clothing, Lin Xiaolu happily took out the wrapped underwear and walked out leisurely. Outside the door, Ah Yi, who was stuffing saffron into his mouth, had been waiting for a long time.
"Brother Lu, what are you doing here? Staying here for so long."
"Oh, the owner of this store sells obscene pants. I haven't worn any obscene pants recently, so I came here to buy a pair. Unexpectedly, this man is very discerning. After measuring my size, he was astonished. Just give me the obscene pants."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu looked at the jar of saffron held in Ah Yi's arms, and admonished him seriously:
"You can't eat too much of this stuff, and people usually drink it as tea. If you eat it raw like this, what if you go into heat?"
After saying that, he stretched his neck and looked around: "Where is my eldest wife and my second wife?"
"The eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law are looking for an inn."
Ah stuffed big mouthfuls of saffron into his mouth and said:
"Didn't my sister-in-law have a fight with Master Song when we passed by Kunlun two days ago? She seemed a little angry that Brother Lu didn't help her fight Master Song at that time. The more she thought about it in the past few days, the angrier she became, and the angrier she became, the more she thought about it. , she seemed to be so angry when you went to buy underwear."
Lin Xiaolu:......
What the hell is this? What the hell are you going to do to help yourself in a fight? Besides, didn’t you defeat Song Tianhu in the end? Even a miserable victory is a victory, right?
Inwardly complaining about the stingy Shangguan Hamigua, Lin Xiaolu dragged A Yi to find them. Through their spiritual consciousness, the two of them soon arrived at an inn.
Kunlun is located on the plateau, with a high altitude and abundant sunshine. The skin of the people here is darker than that of the people in the Central Plains, and there are two particularly obvious plateau red spots on the face. Both the shopkeeper and the waiter of this inn have In this way, when Lin Xiaolu and A Yi, two people from the Central Plains, came to the inn, and the waiter of the inn, a girl from the plateau area of 17 or 18 years old, came out to greet them, they were instantly attracted to Lin Xiaolu and A Yi's fair and delicate appearance. For a while, I couldn't move my eyes away.
"What are you looking at? Do you have a prostitute place here?"
"Tell me if you have any. My eldest brother will get prickly heat if he doesn't go whoring for a day."
As soon as the two saucy words came out, the simple girl was dumbfounded. Lin Xiaolu and Ah Yi swaggered into the inn and saw Shangguan Pomegranate sitting by the stove peeling oranges.
Winter has arrived, and the entire Kunlun Mountains are freezing. Everywhere is empty and extremely cold, and the air is bitingly cold. At this time, three or five friends can gather around the warm stove, drink some wine, and eat something. Eating fruits and snacks, and then bragging about it is a great pleasure in life.
"Hua Die, where is your sister?" Lin Xiaolu asked as he came to sit down next to Shangguan Shiliu and naturally put his legs on hers.
"Sister has a fever and is angry with you." Shangguan Pomegranate peeled an orange, glared at him and said, "I am meditating in the room now."
"Ah? Is she too petty?" Lin Xiaolu said speechlessly: "We, the old Lin family, have always been broad-minded people. Cantaloupe should still learn more from me in the future."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu turned around and shouted to the little girl in the inn:
"Little sister, boil a bottle of wine for me."
