"Oh~" Lin Xiaolu nodded with sudden realization.
On the bed, Shangguan Shiliu read pornographic books for a while, but found them boring, so he took out a folk novel from his Najie, then took a pear, lay on Lin Xiaolu's belly and ate happily while reading. At the same time, he laughed and asked:
"Deer Zaizi, are you excited now? Sleep in the same bed with two beauties like me and my sister."
Lin Xiaolu looked at the book and said intently: "What's so exciting about this? I'm not very interested in your sister, and I'm not very interested in you either. We've known each other for many years."
"Hey, you are so boring." Shangguan Shiliu raised her head and looked at him for a while, then suddenly rolled her eyes and asked with a smile: "Have you ever kissed Aning?"
Lin Xiaolu shook his head.
"Ah? Then you haven't kissed a girl yet, right?" Shangguan Shiliu was surprised.
Lin Xiaolu glanced at her: "Have you kissed anyone else?"
"Does my mother count?"
Lin Xiaolu:......
On the bed, Shangguan Shiliu sat up suddenly, approached Lin Xiaolu and said happily: "Come on, come on, let me kiss you and see how it feels."
"Oh, please kiss me." Lin Xiaolu pouted and said, still looking at the book.
"Close your eyes." Shangguan Shiliu commanded.
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolu suddenly became happy. This girl was actually shy about kissing him. He closed his eyes in confusion and waited for Shangguan Shiliu to kiss him.
Seeing that Lin Xiaolu had closed his eyes, Shangguan Shiliu's face suddenly showed a devilish smile, and then he suddenly raised his white and tender feet and kicked him!
"Hahahahahaha, don't deer cubs smell good? Hahahahaha."
At night, when Shangguan Hamiguo came to the room humming a song and in a good mood, he happened to see Lin Xiaolu suffocating Pomegranate.
She was used to it and didn't react. She came to the bed and kicked off her shoes, then got on the bed and kicked Lin Xiaolu: "Come and squeeze my shoulders, I want to practice."
"Snapped!"
Lin Xiaolu, who was squealing at Shangguan Pomegranate Suo, didn't even think about it, and directly punched Hami Melon, and she was immediately hit with stars in her eyes.
"Lin Xiaolu, you have turned against you!"
Shangguan Hamigua's eyes were swollen, and he suddenly became furious. He threw himself on Lin Xiaolu's back and locked his throat hard. The three of them were like stacking arhats on the bed. You locked me and I locked you, with a killing sound. It shakes the sky and has the potential to fight to the death.
The commotion lasted until late at night, when Shangguan Shiliu and Lin Xiaolu gradually fell asleep, leaving Shangguan Hamigua alone to meditate quietly.
At midnight, the room was silent except for Lin Xiaolu's slight snoring. Shangguan Hamigua, who was meditating with his eyes closed, frowned during the practice and then opened his eyes.
In front of her, Lin Xiaolu was sleeping soundly with his arms spread out. While sleeping, he inserted a little finger into Pomegranate's nostril, stretching her nostrils wide.
"How can this guy snore so loudly!"
Looking at Lin Xiaolu who was sleeping like a dead pig, Shangguan Hamigua frowned and thought for a moment, then lifted the quilt off his body and got in with his buttocks arched.
That night, Lin Xiaolu's sleep was uncomfortable. He felt like there was a big soft meat bun hanging on his body.
…
…
The second day
"Brother Lu, are you happy?"
In the square of Shangguan Hall, Ah Yi blinked at Lin Xiaolu and asked:
"What's so cool about it?"
"Sleep with Miss Shangguan." Ah Yi said confidently, "Shouldn't you be very happy?"
Lin Xiaolu rolled his eyes when he heard this and complained:
"It's so cool. When I woke up in the morning, Cantaloupe was hugging my neck and almost strangled me to death."
After saying that, he looked at Ha Yi: "Which room did you rest in last night?"
"In the pineapple room." Ah Yi said calmly:
"Last night I made an appointment with Pineapple to meditate together, and then he suddenly started to fart in the middle of the night, a series of farts, just like setting off firecrackers during the New Year, so I stabbed him seven or eight times. Don't worry, Brother Lu, he hasn't farted yet. die."
After saying that, Ah Yi continued to ask with curiosity: "Brother Lu, do you want to take your eldest sister-in-law and second sister-in-law back to Emei?"
"Of course." Lin Xiaolu shrugged helplessly:
"Originally, I wanted to try everything with Hamigua first, but I didn't expect that Uncle Shangguan directly arranged a bed for the three of us. It was too fast, so I must be responsible for them now, although the three of us haven't yet what happened."
As he spoke, Lin Xiaolu opened his collar, revealing his neck covered with red marks:
"Look, I gnawed on the cantaloupe last night. When I got up in the morning and asked her, she still didn't admit it. She insisted that it was a mosquito bite. I just laughed."
In the square, Lin Xiaolu and Ah Yi were chatting when Shangguan Shiliu suddenly appeared in the distance, holding a colorful shuttlecock in his hand and shouting.
"Come here, Lu Zaizi, I want to play shuttlecock."
Suddenly being greeted by his Taoist companion, Lin Xiaolu suddenly looked impatient, but he couldn't say anything, so he responded helplessly: "I know." He shook his head and walked over.
Lin Xiaolu was helpless. Now he had a Taoist companion and a wife-to-be, but why was this feeling different from what he had imagined?
Shouldn't he be a big man, and then let Huadie massage his shoulders and legs all day long, let Hami Melon perform somersaults for him, and then let them take turns kissing him when he's in a good mood? Why is it that now the situation is reversed and I still want to serve them?
Sigh~ If this continues, I will be very shameless as the leader of the Morality-Conquering Gang, and I will embarrass all the men in the world.
In the huge square, Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Shiliu, who kept complaining in their hearts, played shuttlecock. Ah Yi acted as the referee and stipulated who loses and who learns how to bark like a dog.
Soon, the colorful shuttlecock was kicked by the two people and made a "pop" sound, turning into colorful afterimages flying around in the air.
"Huadie, where is your sister?" Lin Xiaolu asked Shangguan Shiliu while kicking.
"My sister went to pack things." Shangguan Shiliu, who was very happy to have someone to play with, said with a happy smile while kicking the shuttlecock:
"She said that she has slept with you in the same bed. Regardless of whether we have sex or not, she will be yours from now on, so she should prepare to move to Emei."
Lin Xiaolu:......
One thing to say, Lin Xiaolu still feels that his journey to find a Taoist companion is so nonsense. The development speed is so fast that it is almost like a joke. And the most annoying thing is that except for himself, it seems that the entire Shangguan No one in the family felt anything was wrong, and they all seemed satisfied with the current situation.
I just got two wives-to-be out of nowhere.
To be honest, it would be fine if it were a pomegranate. He would feel very comfortable with her, but the cantaloupe was too fierce. Even now, when he thinks of the cantaloupe showing its teeth and claws, his head hurts.
Forget it, forget it, don't think about it anymore, just be together. Who is afraid of whom? At worst, Tangyuan will give you medicine after returning to Emei. This is my own territory, and I am afraid that you are a demon dwarf.
