In the pavilion, Lin Xiaolu couldn't help feeling a little confused as he watched Shangguan Hami melon popping in front of him, dancing and dancing from time to time.
If I were with such a thing, my life would be shortened, right?
"Lin Xiaolu, after my sister and I marry you, we will be the oldest in the family. You have to rely on us two sisters for everything. But we can also move to Emei with you, and then you can take care of us if you have nothing to do. I go to Kunlun and help me clean up Song Tianhu’s little bitch, I don’t like her.”
Lin Xiaolu rolled his eyes when he heard that this little man was talking about an old woman, and even asked himself to be a thug.
Don't these people ask their own opinions on such a big matter as getting married? Why does this little dwarf act like he is definitely willing to marry her? Is this little man so confident? Does her height qualify her as a disabled person?
While he was complaining in his heart, Lin Xiaolu, who had nothing to do, glanced at Shangguan Hami Melon's face.
He didn't pay much attention to Shangguan Hamimelon's face before, and wasn't too concerned about her facial features. But now that he looked carefully, he found that Shangguan Hamimelon and Butterfly were both pretty good-looking, and even Shangguan Hamimelon's facial features She is more compact and cuter than Butterfly, perhaps because of her height. Even when she loses her temper, she always gives people a cute feeling.
Her round, fierce eyes, her small mouth that is a little big but speaks very fast, and her black short ear-length hair make her whole head look particularly round, small, and cute.
In the past, this would definitely not be in line with Lin Xiaolu's aesthetics. A large part of the reason why Lin Xiaolu liked Jiang Ning in the first place was that Jiang Ning practiced martial arts all year round. Although Jiang Ning has a slender figure, his body is actually very healthy and toned. And Hami Melon... ...No matter how you look at it, her whole body is soft, especially those two white and tender little arms, which give people the feeling that they can squeeze out water.
In the field, Shangguan Hamigua, who was chattering, suddenly became arrogant when he saw Lin Xiaolu suddenly staring at his face.
"What are you looking at me doing? Are you starting to marvel at my beauty? Lin Xiaolu, although you are not a good person, you do have good taste."
"No, you misunderstood." Lin Xiaolu shook his head: "I wonder where you got the confidence to think that I would agree to be with you. You are so short and flat."
As soon as he said this, Shangguan Hamiguo's eyes suddenly widened. He picked up the embroidered shoes on his feet and chased Lin Xiaolu. Lin Xiaolu naturally ran away. The two of them just circled around the stone table of the pavilion, Shangguan Hamiguo even more. Chasing, "If you run again, you run again," he yelled.
After fighting for a while, the two finally stopped. Then Lin Xiaolu looked at the short man who was panting as he walked him and laughed:
"Your little body is too weak. I'm so delicate. How can you enter the bridal chamber with me at night?"
After speaking the unruly words, Shangguan Hamigua suddenly turned red and said with a look of dissatisfaction:
"Do you believe I can ride crazy?"
"Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right." Lin Xiaolu felt that Shangguan Hami Melon was actually quite interesting, and she felt better. He held the stone table and smiled at her:
"I think it's a little too fast for us to get married like this, but you are indeed a very good girl. In fact, shorty, we can try to get along first, lest people say that I, Lin Xiaolu, discriminate against immortal cultivators."
Hearing this, Shangguan Hamigua rolled his eyes: "Haha, it makes me feel so strange."
After saying that, she glanced at Lin Xiaolu and asked hesitantly: "Are you and Pomegranate going to try everything too?"
"No need for Hua Die, I'm very familiar with her." Lin Xiaolu said happily:
"How long have I known Huadie? We grew up wearing a pair of pants, so what's the use?"
Hearing this, Shangguan Hamigua thought for a while, then nodded reluctantly:
"Okay, that's settled, let's try it out first."
"Sure." Lin Xiaolu nodded with a smile, then sat down on the stool, clapped his hands and greeted:
"Come on, raise your little lips and let me kiss you first."
Shangguan Hami Melon: (ー`´ー)
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In the afternoon, Lin Xiaolu and Ah Yi had a wonderful meal at Shangguan's house as guests.
Aunt Shangguan was quite enthusiastic towards the two of them, and kept serving food to the two boys. When they talked about marriage, Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua also said that they would give it a try first and get used to each other. In this regard, She didn't say anything about Shangguan's promotion and Shangguan's funeral. After all, Shangguan's aunt was in favor and praised Lin Xiaolu for being smart and thoughtful. However, when she learned that Lin Xiaolu didn't want to marry Shangguan Pineapple, Shangguan Pineapple seemed a little bit uneasy. I'm not happy at all. I have no choice but to realize that my dream of becoming the gang leader's wife has come to nothing.
Now that the mission of rescuing pineapples has been completed, Lin Xiaolu and Ah Yi have become idle people with nothing to do, so they plan to spend a few days at Shangguan's house to experience the customs and customs of the magic way. This is the only thing that makes Lin Xiaolu depressed. , that is, when Shangguan Sheng arranged a room for him, he arranged Shangguan Pomegranate and Shangguan Hami Melon. Three people shared a bed. In addition, he also specially stuffed Lin Xiaolu with a copy of the Supreme Yellow Book that was said to have been treasured for many years. He wrote a book and left a message to him: "Good son-in-law, I leave you my lifelong treasure. I have wanted to hold my grandson for a long time. Don't let me down, hahahahahaha."
It's just so weird and weird.
At night, Lin Xiaolu sat cross-legged on the exquisite and spacious bed, leaning against the red wax beside the bed, holding a simple thread-bound book and frowning.
This pornographic book is very profound, and the moves are complex and profound. Even he can't fully understand it for a while. It is indeed worthy of being called a "collection-level" pornographic book.
"Deerzai, how do you feel?"
On the bed, Shangguan Pomegranate, wearing white velvet pajamas, lay on the quilt, holding her head in her hands and stretching her neck to look curiously at the contents of the pornographic book.
Shangguan Pomegranate is very beautiful at the moment. The loose and light velvet pajamas perfectly set off her body curves. Moreover, her skin is particularly good, whiter and tender than Shangguan Hami Melon. From Lin Xiaolu's perspective, you can easily see her snow-white skin. Neck, and those little feet dangling behind.
"This book is very well written, and it is very profound among pornographic books." After Lin Xiaolu answered, he looked around and said doubtfully:
“Where’s the cantaloupe?”
"My sister went to beat my brother." Shangguan Shiliu put her chin on his stomach and looked longingly at Huang Shu and responded:
"She is used to beating my brother every night before practicing, so that the practice will go more smoothly."
