As soon as the shouts came out, Shangguan Sheng, who was urinating in the alley and throwing things around, was frightened, and he quickly picked up his pants and came out cursing.
"Li Mingru, there is something wrong with you! Which eye of yours saw that I have two little birds?"
Li Mingru was surprised: "Don't you have one?" After speaking, he touched his chin regretfully:
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the dignified Demon Dao Master actually doesn't even have two birds, how did you get away with it?"
Shangguan Sheng, who was originally angry, was stunned when he heard this and couldn't keep up with his thoughts.
He looked at Li Mingru, then at the young monk Ting Xin, and asked doubtfully:
"Are two birds handsome?"
"Of course." Li Mingru put his arms around his shoulders and said with a smile like a fool:
"Think about it, every man only has one birdie, right? But if you have two, doesn't it make you different and unique? Isn't that cool?
Are you thinking about it, when you pee in the future, you can divide your forces into two groups, kill two birds with one stone, attack in the east and in the west, and point your pee here and there. Isn't it cool? And since you have two water outlets, you can pee faster than others. Isn’t this a very elegant thing? "
Hearing this, Shangguan Sheng scratched his head, his face full of question marks.
He pondered for a long time before nodding:
"It does seem to be quite handsome. Okay, let me go back and do some research."
On the official road where people were coming and going, the three young men chatted and talked nonsense as they walked. Until noon, they reached the edge of the city.
It was summer. The three Buddhists, Taoists and Demons braved the scorching sun and came to a stall selling cold noodles and mung bean porridge. Looking at the food on the stall, they suddenly felt a little greedy.
"Boss, how do you sell your cold noodles?"
"A bowl of cold noodles costs five cents, and mung bean porridge costs two cents."
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Sheng took out the ring and took out a few dark stones. Li Mingru and Ting Xin behind him were shocked. Isn't this a black crystal spirit stone? The black crystal spirit stone is several times more precious than the top-grade Zi Yao spirit stone!
In front of the stall, Shangguan Sheng held a handful of unattractive black spirit crystals in his hand, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said to the stall owner:
"I have spent all the change I have with me. Can I pay with black crystal spirit stones?"
He is penniless now, and it was Li Mingru who paid for his visit to the brothel yesterday.
However, the elderly cold noodle stall owner didn't know anything about black crystal spiritual stones. He glanced at the pitch black stone in his hand and cursed:
"You have no moral character in this life. You lied to me with a few stones. Get out of here!"
Shangguan Sheng was stunned by the scolding and didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Li Gouzhi, do you still have money?" He turned to ask Li Mingru.
Li Mingru shook his head: "I spent all the money yesterday. I was stupid at the time and didn't think about getting some money."
Shangguan Sheng looked at Ting Xin again, and when he saw Ting Xin's cassock that was worse than his own underwear, he was smart enough not to ask.
On a hot summer day, thirteen-year-old Shangguan Sheng looked at the bowls of iced mung bean porridge on the stall and the cold noodles sprinkled with sesame oil and chopped green onion on the chopping board. He was immediately greedy for more, but he couldn't take it by force. His father taught him since he was a child that the power of magic is greater than the power of heaven.
And just when he was reluctant to turn around and leave, Li Mingru behind him suddenly said with a smile:
"Er Gouzi, you are actually a bit stupid."
As soon as these words came out, Shangguan Sheng immediately looked at Li Mingru with confusion, and the young monk Ting Xin also looked at him curiously.
"We have no money, is there anything that Donor Li can do?" Ting Xin asked.
"Of course there is a way." Under the sun, Li Mingru smiled gracefully, then came to the stall owner, lowered his voice and said mysteriously:
"Boss, to be honest, the three of us are cultivators of immortality. If you feed our third son well, we can grant you a fairy fate."
Cold Noodle Boss:? ? ?
In the field, Shangguan Sheng also reacted, nodding his head and adding:
"Boss, do you want to have two little birds? My father is Shangguan Facai, the leader of the devil. I can let him satisfy you."
Ting Xin on the side also said with confidence:
"The young monk is very good at salvation. The old benefactor is here to facilitate us. The old benefactor will drive to Hexi the other day. The young monk must come and give the old benefactor a good salvation, so that the old benefactor can have a good pregnancy. The monks will not lie, and please invite the old monk. The donor believes in the character of the young monk."
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After leaving the city, there is a large wilderness area.
After being dared to leave by the stall owner with a kitchen knife, Li Mingru and his party continued walking for a long time. It was already the second day, and the three of them arrived at a small village in the mountains.
The village is not big, with only a dozen households, but the scenery is still good. The mountains and rivers are beautiful and refreshing. The three of them chatted with each other and told stories about their families while walking.
"My senior sister and I have a pretty good relationship, right? It's just that my master has always been a bit fierce. At that time, he said every day that I had nothing but a peerless appearance that is unrivaled in the world."
"Is that so? Donor Li must be very troubled, right?"
"It's true, so I have been practicing hard, not for anything else, just to prove that I am more than just handsome."
"You are so handsome with your hair." Shangguan Sheng shook his head and said as he walked:
"My father said that spiritual practice is about a person's worldliness, appearance and other things are just clouds."
"Oh? Brother Ergou, what do you think?"
Seeing Li Mingru's interest, Shangguan Sheng grinned and said:
"I am so awesome, so I naturally have a lot of great ideas. Take my family as an example. The Shangguan family began to decline gradually in my grandfather's generation. As a result, after my father was born, he relied on his outstanding human sophistication and uncanny money-making ideas to make a fortune. Return to the top and earn a huge family fortune."
"Making money?" Li Mingru was stunned when he heard this, and said with a strange expression: "No wonder your father asked Shangguan to make a fortune."
"Haha, what a joke."
"Shangguan Donor, does your father know how to deal with people and the world?" Ting Xin, a young monk, asked curiously.
"That's natural." Speaking of his father, Shangguan Sheng seemed very proud. He said to Li Mingru and Ting Xin enthusiastically:
"My father practiced with my grandfather in his early years. In addition, he also learned how to do business from a very talented gentleman. My father was the most popular among that gentleman's students, not because of anything else, but because my father was very He understands people and the world, and is especially good at troubleshooting.
Do you know how understanding my father is about people and the world? One time, that gentleman took my dad and many students on an outdoor outing. During this time, the gentleman couldn't help but fart very loudly, which made everyone very embarrassed. Only my dad was in full view of the public. , took a deep breath, sucked all the gentleman’s farts, and then said intoxicatedly, “Smells good!”
From then on, that gentleman was full of praise for my father, saying that he would become a great man in the future. "
As soon as this story came out, Li Mingru and Monk Tingxin were immediately shocked and gave a thumbs up at the same time.
Uncle is a real man!
Along the way, the three young people walked in this comfortable atmosphere. As they chatted, their relationship became more and more familiar, and they soon began to call themselves brothers.
In the cave of Zhaixing Peak, Li Mingru lazily carried the wine gourd and recalled with his eyes open:
"I can't remember exactly how long I walked at that time, but when I was approaching Xiyue Lake, I met a girl."
At this point, he paused, and Lin Xiaolu also looked at Ye Qingluan who was silent at the side with discernment.
Seeing that Ye Qingluan didn't say anything, he asked curiously:
"Boss, is the girl you are talking about senior Mu Xiaojun?"
Li Mingru said "hmm" and then smiled:
"The word fate has always been wonderful, and you know how handsome and coquettish my teacher was back then, so when I first met Xiaojun, her impression of my teacher was not very good."
