In the room, Monk Tingxin continued to smile and said to Shangguan Sheng and Li Mingru:
"To be honest with you two Taoists, the young monk is actually traveling in the mortal world like Shangguan's benefactor, because the young monk's disciple, the Heishuiya Buddhist Temple, has expelled the young monk."
"Nonsense, if you want me, I will have to expel you." Shangguan Sheng said while eating and drinking:
"You, a monk, drink alcohol, eat meat, curse the streets, and use violence indiscriminately. No temple will accept you."
"They just don't understand what Xiao Monk is thinking."
Speaking of his master's sect, young monk Ting Xin's face was full of disdain:
"The young monk's disciples are full of awe and admiration for the secret Buddhist scriptures transmitted from Tianzhu, and do not tolerate the slightest doubt from others. The young monk only puts forward different opinions on certain Buddhist principles. ", "Vimalakīrti Sutra" and other scriptures expressed doubts about some things recorded in the scriptures. They felt that some Buddhist sayings were too absolute and not entirely correct. They said that the young monk did not respect the Buddha and that he had no connection with the Buddha. He was really an Ami. He is a Buddha."
After finishing speaking, Ting Xin said to Li Mingru with an indignant look: "The young monk is going to beg for alms along the way, earn some money, and then build a small temple in a deep mountain forest and study Buddhist scriptures by himself. Yes, he also needs to change his Buddhist name. Young monk I don’t like the Dharma name of Ting Xin.”
On the side, Li Mingru, who was drinking, smacked his lips, burped, and said drunkenly:
"Both of you are here just for fun. I'm the only one who has serious things to do."
As soon as these words came out, Shangguan Sheng and Monk Tingxin both looked at Li Mingru.
"Donor Li, do you have anything serious to do?"
Li Mingru smiled, then stood up abruptly and said to the two of them:
"I'm going to Xiyue Lake next time. When I was passing by, I saw you two fighting each other and came over to take a look."
"Where is Xiyue Lake?" Shangguan Sheng was confused.
"It seems that there is a large glacial lake in the northeast of Weiguo." After speaking, Monk Tingxin asked Li Mingru curiously:
"Donor Li, what are you doing there?"
"I heard that there are remnants of ghost cultivators under Xiyue Lake, and I am going to kill them." Li Mingru said.
Hearing this, the little monk Ting Xin was stunned for a moment, scratched his little bald head and looked puzzled:
"How did Donor Li know that there were ghost cultivators there?"
"A duck told me."
"Duck? Where is it?" Shangguan Sheng asked curiously.
"It's so edible, and its mouth is broken. Taking it out really affects my tone. As you know, mature men value tone the most, so I sold it."
Inside the house, Li Mingru smiled happily at the two teenagers and said, "Sold for fifty coins, a small profit."
Tingxin:? ? ?
Shangguan Sheng:? ? ?
That night, the three young people, Buddhism, Taoism and Demon, became more and more speculative as they chatted, and they chatted until late at night unknowingly. Finally, Ting Xin, who was wandering around, and Shangguan Sheng, who had nothing to do, even shouted that they wanted to go to Xiyue Lake with Li Mingru. Xin said that everyone has the responsibility to eliminate demons and protect the Tao, and he wanted to help Li Mingru, while Shangguan Sheng said that he wanted to see them embarrassed.
Perhaps it was because the three of them were still young at this time and had young minds, and they didn't have any complicated thoughts about each other, so they all thought it was pretty good. After all, it was more fun for three people to go on the road together than alone.
The next day, Li Mingru woke up from his soft bed early in the morning. After drinking for nearly a whole night, he just woke up when he heard a sharp snoring sound like metal.
Listening to the overwhelming snoring in his ears, he turned his head silently and saw Shangguan Sheng holding him like an octopus and sleeping like a dead pig.
He pondered for a moment, and then suddenly took action!
"Star Reaching Jue!"
"boom!"
"Ah~"
Soon, Li Mingru was dressed neatly, and Yushu Linfeng went out coolly, while Shangguan Sheng covered his crotch, took a step forward, and followed him after taking a breath of cool air.
It was still very early, and there were almost no customers in the brothel. In the lobby on the first floor of the brothel, the young monk Ting Xin, who was teaching scriptures to a group of prostitutes, saw Li Mingru and Shangguan Sheng coming downstairs one after another, and said with a smile:
"Donor Li, Donor Shangguan, did you sleep well last night?"
Li Mingru said "hmm", then shook his broken hair from his forehead coolly, and showed what he thought was a charming smile to the prostitutes in the hall.
Behind him, Shangguan Sheng covered his crotch, grinned and sucked in the cold air and said:
"Li Gouzhi pinched my balls. He must be envious of my big balls."
"Come on, your balls are so small you can't even see them."
Li Mingru rolled his eyes, then walked down the stairs and looked at a beautiful butler in the lobby.
He glanced twice and then whispered to Shangguan Sheng behind him:
"Er Gouzi, that girl likes me."
Shangguan Sheng was stunned, glanced at the girl, and then sneered disdainfully at Li Mingru:
"No one is even looking at you, okay! Does your master know that you are so confident?"
"I know, my master said that I am the most sexy person in China."
On the stairs, Li Mingru tilted his mouth and revealed an evil and arrogant smile:
"You don't understand, Ergouzi. Girls have always been reserved and shy. Look at this girl, she never looks at her from the beginning to the end. Do you know what this means?"
Shangguan Sheng was confused: "What does it mean?"
"It means she wants to attract my attention in this way!"
In the field, Li Mingru raised the corners of his mouth, clasped his hands behind his back, and said with an inscrutable expression:
"This girl just wants to indulge in lust. Haha, it's a child's trick, but it's understandable. After all, girls are more reserved. Okay, I'm in a good mood today. I'll play with her and let her fall in love. In this game, losing won’t be too ugly.”
After saying that, the thirteen-year-old Li Mingru shook his head, then swung his arms gracefully, walked with his head held high, and walked down the stairs in an exaggerated manner. His expression was so arrogant and his posture was so wild that the body of the thirteen-year-old boy just walked out. Awesome momentum!
Shangguan Sheng in the back was stunned!
This walking posture is so cool!
Monk Ting Xin was also stunned!
Donor Li's walking posture...could it be that he's holding his balls?
Thirteen-year-old boys often have things that they think are handsome but are actually very shameful and embarrassing. Therefore, when Li Mingru walked like this, even though Shangguan Sheng and Ting Xin Monk didn't think there was anything wrong, there were countless men in the audience. , the girls who were precocious and older than them all showed expressions of dumbfounding.
At this moment, Li Mingru walked up to the confused waiter very confidently, then held the table with one hand, put his other hand on his waist, tossed his head to the side, and blew his hair in a pretentious manner.
"Beauty, what is your mother's surname?"
The girl was stunned for a moment, then looked at the thirteen-year-old boy in front of her, who was younger than her brother, with a face full of embarrassment:
"Little brother, sister, I am a poor farmer. I am an artist but not a prostitute. And"
"Understood." Li Mingru rearranged his posture, swung his long hair back on his head, looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle, with a look of vicissitudes of life on his face:
"Woman, it is undeniable that you do have something. You have successfully aroused my interest, so I am willing to give you a chance and accept your love. No need to explain. I am not an ordinary person. You just need to remember that my accent is very high. And it’s very popular with girls.”
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"Donor Li, you... are so naughty."
After being kicked out by the girls from the Yale Hall, the three young people took to the road and set off in the direction of Xiyue Lake. At this moment, the little monk Ting Xin looked at Li Mingru with emotion as he walked.
"The young monk has traveled around the world and has met a lot of people, but this is the first time he has seen someone as arrogant as Almsgiver Li."
Hearing this comment, Li Mingru, who had just been rejected by the girl, coughed and pretended to be calm:
"Actually, everything is as expected. It is undeniable that in this love game, the girl is playing chess with Zai Xing. But after all, Zai Xing is still young and there is still a lot of room for growth, so there is no need to praise Little Master Ting Xin."
After finishing speaking, Li Mingru glanced at Shangguan Sheng, who was secretly peeing in the alley by the roadside, and then opened his mouth and shouted to all the pedestrians on the street:
"Everyone, come and see. There is a man peeing everywhere in broad daylight. Wow! He actually has two little birds. It's so strange. Come and see."
