The sound as clean as a clear spring in summer came out, and the surrounding pedestrians turned their heads. The young monk and the boy in purple also stopped arguing and looked at each other in confusion.
Who made such a shameless self-evaluation?
In the field, under the gaze of all the passers-by, a young Taoist priest wearing a navy blue robe and carrying a wine gourd walked towards the young monk and the boy in purple.
The young man has a handsome appearance, extraordinary momentum, and a high-spirited head. He gives people a free and easy feeling at his young age.
"You two Taoists are friendly. I'm Li Mingru from Emei. It's a pleasure to meet you. It's a pleasure to meet you."
In the field, the young monk was stunned for a moment, and then looked at this young man of the same age who had a strong aura and a mature and wise face, clasping his hands together.
"Hello, Almsgiver Li, I am a disciple of the Heishuiya Buddhist Temple. I listen to the Dharma's name."
Different from the politeness of the little monk Ting Xin, the purple-clothed boy holding two steamed buns looked a lot more arrogant. He looked up and down at the man named Li Mingru and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
Who is this person? He said such shameless words as soon as he appeared on the scene. He is even more powerful than me. Grandma’s can’t be kept!
He snorted coldly at Li Mingru, then raised his head as well, and said with a stern face: "My name is Shangguan Sheng. I have been practicing for six years and have reached the level of foundation building. You can just call me Brother Sheng."
Hearing this, the thirteen-year-old Li Mingru smiled and clasped his fists:
"It turns out you are a fellow Taoist from the Demonic Way. How rude, huh? Fellow Taoist Shangguan, does that person behind you know you? Why is he always looking at you?"
"Look at me?" Shangguan Sheng was stunned and turned his head curiously. But as soon as he turned his head, Li Mingru, who had an outstanding temperament and was as gentle as jade and a humble young man, couldn't wait to take out a sack from the ring and happily went to Shangguan raised his head and put it on.
What kind of level does he allow himself to be called brother? I won’t let you fuck me today!
In the afternoon, inside a brothel called "Yale Hall".
"Exterminating demons and defending the Way is what monks of our generation should do. You're welcome, young master Ting Xin. After all, my master has always taught me that young people like me who are promising, handsome, and popular with girls just need more Do something good."
After saying that, Li Mingru touched the head of the bartender beside him, causing the bartender to laugh.
In front of him, Ting Xin, who was drinking and eating meat, couldn't help but wonder: "Why did Donor Li pat this female donor on the head?"
"Haha, little master Ting Xin is laughing." Li Mingru took a sip of wine happily and explained:
"I actually wanted to slap her butt, but my master and senior sister were really careful. Because I was too outstanding and too popular with girls, I banned her very early. As long as I did something dirty, I would be punished. Master noticed and had no choice but to pat the girls on the head to enjoy themselves."
“Won’t Donor Li’s master notice when he’s being patted on the head?”
"Yes." Li Mingru smiled freely:
"When I patted the girl on the head, what I was thinking about was that the immortal would caress your head and bind your hair to achieve immortality, so it would not be noticed by the master."
Hearing this, the monk Ting Xin suddenly understood, holding the meat buns in his hands and marveling:
"As expected, Donor Li is a master. His philosophy is very similar to that of the young monk. The young monk keeps telling himself that if he drinks wine and eats meat, it is not because he wants to eat it, but because the wine and meat seduce the young monk. It has nothing to do with the young monk. Moreover, if the young monk does not eat wine and meat, the wine and meat will It will also be eaten by other people. The Buddha said: After the wine and meat passed through the intestines, it stayed in the heart of the Buddha. If the world imitates me, it will be like falling into the devil's path. Therefore, the monk is doing a compassionate thing for others who have fallen into the devil's path."
"Pfft, hahaha, little master, you are so shameless." Li Mingru laughed so hard that he held his stomach.
Ting Xin looked reserved, put her hands together and said with a smile, "I'm sorry."
After chatting and joking, the two clinked their wine glasses and drank it down happily.
In the room, Yifo continued to drink and eat meat together, and the conversation was lively for a while. They stayed until the evening, when the girls in the room gradually left, and the two teenagers were also a little tipsy. Only when Li Mingru was released was he admitted. Shangguan promotion in the water cloud bag.
As soon as Shangguan Sheng appeared, he screamed and rushed towards Li Mingru with an angry face, trying to fight him. When Li Mingru saw this, he silently raised his palm and made him give up in anger.
He knew that although the dog thief in front of him named Li Mingru was about the same age as him, he was a genuine Dan-Jie realm, and judging from the methods he used to defeat him before, he might be...far stronger than ordinary Dan-Jie players. .
Therefore, handsome men do not suffer immediate losses!
In the room, Shangguan Sheng cursed angrily: "Li Mingru, right? If you are useless, I will tell you that I am the only son of the leader of the devil. You wait for me. Sooner or later, I will have a son."
"boom!"
There was a loud bang, and before Shangguan Sheng could finish his cruel words, he was suddenly kicked away by Ting Xin, and he fell directly onto the bed in the wing room.
This scene happened so suddenly that Li Mingru was shocked, and then followed. He saw Ting Xin leaping onto the bed with a movement that was about to leave the afterimage, clamping Shangguan Sheng's head with a fierce scissor kick, locking Shangguan Sheng and screaming, and while locking him back, he cursed:
"Ami, your grandma is a Buddha. Shangguan Donor, please calm down!"
Shangguan Sheng: "Uh uh uh uh cough cough cough"
Li Mingru was amazed: "I didn't expect Master Ting Xin to be so free and easy. Tsk, tsk, tsk, his movements are flowing and flowing, a bit sharp."
When Ting Xin heard the compliment, she locked Shangguan Sheng on the bed and smiled gently at Li Mingru: "Sorry, sorry."
After saying that, he slapped Shangguan Sheng's locked and red face again:
"Donor, are you convinced?"
Shangguan Sheng, who had difficulty breathing, rolled his eyes: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, what the hell are you, uh-huh, uh-huh, what the hell are you..."
On this day, three young men, Shangguan Sheng, Li Mingru, and Tingxin Monk, got to know each other thoroughly after a passionate battle. In the end, with the cooperation of Buddhism and Taoism, they completely defeated the devil.
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"This young master came to China for training. He has always behaved himself and never caused trouble. You are such an unreasonable monk. That girl fell in love with me and I only touched her. What's wrong with her?"
Late at night, Shangguan Sheng, who had dark circles under his eyes and bleeding from his nostrils, glared at Li Mingru and Ting Xin while eating soy sauce pig trotters:
"If you apologize to me now, I am tolerant and generous, so I can consider letting you go. Otherwise, when my father comes to rule the world in the future, you will be useless."
Hearing the threat, Li Mingru blew the long hair scattered in front of his forehead with disdain:
"I can understand that young people occasionally brag, but with your bruised nose and face, you really have no deterrent effect."
After saying that, he tidied up his clothes and said with dignity:
"I am thirteen years old this year, and I am already in the form of elixir formation. With my talent, I estimate that I will reach Nascent Soul at the age of fifteen, and ascend to the heavenly realm at the age of eighteen. By then, I will be in heaven. Who cares about your mere demonic ways?"
"Eighteen-year-old Heavenly Realm?" The young monk Ting Xin on the side was stunned, his face full of amazement:
"Donor Li, you are a little embarrassed."
"Excuse me, I'm just telling the truth." Li Mingru smiled casually.
"Why are you bragging?" Shangguan Sheng, who was happily chewing on the pig's trotters, looked in disbelief and glared at Monk Ting Xin:
"Bald Donkey, are you really a monk? You actually say the word "hang"? Aren't you afraid of violating the precepts? I can tell at a glance that you are a fake monk."
Monk Ting Xin, who was peeling peanuts, glanced at Shangguan Sheng when he heard this, then suddenly waved his hand and gave him a slap in the face with a "pop!"
"Shangguan Donor, hanging this thing is just something that belongs to us, just like eyes, ears, nose, tongue, etc. You have it, I have it, everyone has it, why can't you say it? It's just that you thought dirty about it, so it's dirty."
Shangguan Sheng, who was covering his face, was confused after hearing this. He looked at the gentle and jade-like little monk with a dull expression. He was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses:
"I understand the truth, but why do you want to hit me?"
"Ahem"
Ting Xin coughed slightly shyly:
"Discourteous, discourteous"
