Hearing the words, Lin Xiaolu glanced at the little dwarf, then smiled and comforted:
"We are all so capable, why are you so panicked?
Think about it, we are all invincible now, and we are so damn capable, then from now on, wouldn’t we have nothing to do every day, eating, drinking and having fun endlessly?
Therefore, my current ideal in life is to create new martial arts, realize the value of life, and then completely retire to the mountains and fields to live happily with my friends and family. "
While talking, Lin Xiaolu drove the carriage to an inn with a "Goubuli steamed bun" hanging on it, and continued to smile at Shangguan Hami Melon:
"When the time comes, I will take my sister and Ah Yi to live in your southern Xinjiang for a hundred years, and then go to Wuxin Temple to live for a hundred years, and then go to Beiyao, Lingxi, and many, many places. I will live here for a hundred years and there. For a hundred years, since everyone has free time, just keep playing."
Hearing this, Shangguan Hamigua curled her lips, and the carriage happened to stop at the door of the inn, so she said: "Our family can't tolerate a big guy like you." Then she supported Lin Xiaolu's hand and jumped out of the carriage, inside the house Shangguan Shiliu and Meier also came down closely.
It was just past lunch time, and the inn was quiet with no guests. After a few people entered the door, they saw a boy in green clothes, about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a white cloth on his shoulders, lying next to the wine cabinet and taking a nap.
"Secretary, open four rooms and bring in twenty more meat buns."
"Lu Zaizi, I want to drink brown sugar tea. Brother, bring me a pot of brown sugar tea. Sister, Mei'er, what are you two eating?"
"I want to eat bean paste buns."
"Pomegranate, you and your sister love sweets too much. We people in the background don't eat such sweet things. Waiter, bring me some green onions and I'll eat them with the sauce."
Several people asked each other about ordering food. The waiter also woke up from his dream. After serving, he went to the backyard to prepare with great enthusiasm.
Sitting down at an empty table in the lobby of the inn, a group of people who were not short of money were chatting and laughing as they prepared to eat. The atmosphere seemed very harmonious and comfortable.
At the same time, the Xiangshen Continent, far to the north of the Three Thousand Continent, welcomed two guests from Sinan.
"I asked you, can you eat more slowly? You agreed to go sightseeing with me, but in the end, you just ate by yourself the whole time."
Under the sun, Ouyang Ruixue, who was slender and slim, with a delicate appearance and heroic features, glared angrily at the boy in front of him who was chewing a chicken leg, and then stepped on him angrily.
"You don't even know how to feed me. Come on, we are almost at the Demon God Sect. We will see Zong Laweimeng and his sister soon. Didn't you say you want to see the shemales in the Elephant God Continent?"
"Oh, okay."
Ha Yi, who was wearing a black blindfold, took another big bite of chicken drumsticks and muttered vaguely:
"It's so filling, I can hardly eat anymore."
Seeing the young man like this, Ouyang Ruixue rolled her eyes immediately, then looked at the human market in front of her with people coming and going and said:
"We are both really generous, leaving our sect behind and going out to play on our own."
"It's okay, madam, Si Nan is so peaceful, and Brother Lu said that cultivators who practice every day will become stupid, just like the old master, who can only eat fruit every day to avoid getting sick, so we have to go out and have whoring more often, Oh no, come out and take a look."
While talking, Ah Yi patted his belly and said with a look of expectant joy:
"This time I can finally see the legendary transvestite. It would be great if Brother Lu is here. He must like transvestites. Madam, do you think it is possible for us to meet Brother Lu?"
"Come on, Chen Nianyun, didn't you tell me that Lin Xiaolu went south, and he's far away from us?
Oh, by the way, Lin Xiaolu owed me a lot of spiritual stones when he was planted in Huangtian Mirage, and he still hasn’t paid me back yet. Remember to tell him next time you see him. After hundreds of years, he has to pay at least twice the original capital with interest. hundred times. "
"No, I can just pay it off for Brother Lu."
"No!" Ouyang Ruixue immediately glared at Ah Yi and said fiercely:
"We are getting married. What's yours is mine. Even your Great Wilderness Sword Ancient Sect is mine, so I have to let him return it by himself. Do you hear me?"
After saying that, when Ouyang Ruixue saw Ah Yi looking up at the sky without saying anything, his cheeks suddenly bulged with anger, and he lifted up his skirt and kicked him.
"Did you hear that?"
Ah Yi shook his head and hummed in a very dignified voice: "I can't hear you. I'm deaf."
In the crowded market, a young couple was having an awkward moment while walking, but a young man eating mahua while walking suddenly appeared in the crowd in the distance.
At this moment, the boy was licking the sesame seeds and sugar residue on the twists, looking left and right, and then scratched his head in confusion.
Where is the Demon God Sect?
Lin Zhili was a little confused now. Not long ago, he destroyed an immortal cultivating sect called Jinghong Fengyun Dao in the Xiangshen Continent, controlled its ancestors, and recruited another strong man in the Heavenly Realm for the Shengxian Dynasty. On the way to the Demon God Sect, I suddenly smelled an alluring aroma, so I stopped at this mortal market and bought a stick of fried twists.
To be honest, it is really delicious, it tastes fragrant and crispy.
It's just that... without any spiritual knowledge, after buying the mahua, he forgot which direction the Demon God Sect was.
At this moment, while Lin Zhili was eating, he gave himself a big-eared melon seed in depression.
It makes you greedy. You are not a creature here. You don't have as many small functions as they do. Now it's better. You are lost. You really don't have a long memory.
After teaching himself a lesson, he was about to find someone to ask for directions, but as soon as he looked up, he saw a flirting couple walking towards him.
"Hello, do you know where the Demon God Sect is?" Lin Zhili, who didn't feel the other person's cultivation while eating snacks, asked politely.
Suddenly being asked for directions, Ah Yi didn't react and focused on chewing the chicken drumsticks. Ouyang Ruixue, on the other hand, looked at the young man in front of him and asked with a smile after discovering that he had no spiritual power in his body:
"Did my little brother go to the Demon God Sect to become a disciple?"
"No, I'm going to kill them. Do you know how to get there?" Lin Zhili asked.
"Oh, it looks like this. The Demon God Sect is here..." Ouyang Ruixue, who was about to give directions subconsciously, suddenly froze, then widened her beautiful eyes and looked at Lin Zhili in disbelief.
"What did you say?"
"He said he was going to destroy the Demon God Sect." Ha Yi laughed loudly as he gnawed the chicken legs clean:
"Madam, it turns out you are deaf too, hahahaha."
After laughing, Ah Yi handed the cleaned chicken bones to Lin Zhili. Lin Zhili was stunned for a moment and smiled politely: "Thank you, I won't eat it."
"I didn't let you eat it, so help me get it first."
"Ah? Oh, okay." The young man took the chicken bones, left the chicken bones in his left hand, and stood with his right hand twisted. Then, Ha Yi waved his hand fiercely.
"Snapped!"
A loud slap hit Lin Zhili's face directly, and Lin Zhili suddenly looked confused.
At this moment, two people with abnormal brain circuits stood face to face, making Ouyang Ruixue confused.
"It's true. He doesn't have any spiritual power in his body, and he still says he wants to destroy the Demon God Sect. As expected, young people are young people."
After saying that, Ha Yi reached out and took away the twist in Lin Zhili's hand, and at the same time ordered:
"I didn't use my spiritual power on this slap. I wanted to teach you a kid a lesson to prevent you from going to the Demon God Sect to die.
Let me explain first, I'm not trying to steal your twist. The chicken bones I gave you still have some shredded meat on them. You can taste them. Boys can't be spoiled. "
After saying that, Ah Yi gnawed on the twists, hugged the sluggish Ouyang Ruixue, walked away from Lin Zhili, and walked towards the lively market. As he walked, he sighed:
"Today's young people are not as smart as me. Hey, I'm really worried about their future."
Under the golden sunshine, Lin Zhili, who had been slapped, stood at the entrance of the bustling market, listening to the fading voices behind him, then looked at his empty right hand, and then at the food in his left hand. The clean chicken bones, the confused expression gradually turned into angry, and there was a sense of grievance in the anger!
What the hell is this! ! !
He threw down the chicken bones in anger, turned around and pointed at Ha Yi who was walking away and yelled:
"You fucking stop for me!!!"
