"Ah! My legs!"
"Ahhhh, my eyes!"
"Ahhhhh, my butt can't close!"
"Ahhh, my eggs, my eggs are loose!"
Inside the inn, several police officers lay sprawled on the ground, each one crying and holding onto various parts of their body while letting out heart-rending screams. The miserable scene shocked everyone watching.
While peeling the hot roasted sweet potatoes, Lin Xiaolu said to Shangguan Hami Melon through the screams of the policemen:
"Shangguan, please go to the Yamen and resolve the matter completely. This will save them from scoring twice."
When Shangguan Hamigua heard this, he thought it made sense, but he still said with an arrogant look:
"Hey, can you stop ordering me around like you're my boss?"
After saying that, she turned to look at the fat catcher who was covering his crotch and howling, and said impatiently:
"Take me to your office! Pick up your balls, pick up your balls!"
Soon, the tough demon leader used tricks to get rid of the gang, and only Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Shiliu were left in the huge inn.
Shangguan Pomegranate had already finished eating the candy cake and was drinking red date sweet tea. Lin Xiaolu felt a little uncomfortable looking at it:
"You just had sweets, why are you drinking sweet tea again? Aren't you tired of it?"
"It's not boring." Shangguan Shiliu replied, and then joked with a smile:
"You're still talking about me. You used to have a sweet tooth. You always drink soy milk every day, and you also like to eat candied haws and braised pork. When Aning asked you to eat something light and drink some water, you never listened."
"People change." Lin Xiaolu said with an old man's tone: "I am now the same as my master, never leaving the wine bottle."
"Eh~" Shangguan Shiliu covered his mouth and laughed: "Senior Li looked like a middle-aged man at that time. You still look like a teenager now. You just drink from a wine bottle all day long. It's not natural at all. It feels like Very nice."
After hearing this, Lin Xiaolu couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. What could he do at such a young age?
In the afternoon of the same day, the tough Shangguan Hamigua went to the small town Yamen to show off her saints, and did not come back until it was almost dark. Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Shiliu didn't know what happened specifically, but they just heard from her that the official in the Yamen kept treating her as a god. Come and pay her respects, she was quite happy to be treated, and this matter just passed.
The nights in rural towns are relatively quiet, perhaps because there are not many entertainment activities here, so the people who work at sunrise and rest at sundown will start to rest early.
The same was true for Lin Xiaolu and others. After dinner, he went back to his room to practice early. Shangguan Hamigua was even more diligent than him. He glared at him and went upstairs first, looking like he was going crazy to pin him down after practicing. .
Compared to the two of them, Shangguan Pomegranate's style of painting was completely different. After she was full, she took out a printed street novel from the ring, and took out large and small bags of dried fruit snacks, and went upstairs happily.
This made Lin Xiaolu feel a little envious. He had discovered before that Huadie lived a more elegant life than him every day, just eating, drinking, and having fun. Lin Xiaolu guessed that her skin was so good, in addition to taking precious magic weapons all year round, taking good care of herself, and having a good daily routine. Apart from the rules, it probably also has something to do with her mentality.
Alas, I can’t compare.
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The next day, morning
"Apples, take a look, fresh apples, home grown, big and sweet~"
"Candied haws of sugar haws ~ two cents a bunch ~"
"Selling pesticides, fresh pesticides, no charge until you die after drinking them~"
"You are selling chickens. You can take them back for a month and ensure that you have eggs to eat every day. They are all roosters and no hens. Oh no, they are all hens and no roosters."
Early in the morning, in the bustling market, Lin Xiaolu stood at a wine stall, curiously looking at the wine jars placed on the stall shelves.
"Sir, what would you like to drink?" the wine stall owner asked, rubbing his hands.
"You have quite a lot of wine, can I try it?"
"Oh, what you said, I must let you taste it. To be honest, my guest, although my wine is village wine, it is more mellow than old wine, and the price is affordable. I am innocent. In our Wuxia The town is famous."
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolu smiled, picked up the wooden spoon handed to him by the store, scooped a little from the wine jar on the left, and put it into his mouth.
"How's it going, sir? Does it taste good?"
"Not bad, your wine is really powerful."
"Haha, your guest really knows a lot about wine. Come on, your guest, let's try this Yubingshao again."
On the village road where people were coming and going, Lin Xiaolu stood in front of the wine stall with his back to the passers-by and filled all the wine jars one by one. He drank all the clear wine, turbid wine, yellow wine and rice wine, and had a good meal.
Finally, after tasting the last spoonful of wine, the wine stall owner smiled and greeted, "How are you, sir? Are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied, your wine is indeed good."
"As long as the guest is satisfied with the drink, which kind of wine do you want? The prices are about the same. Yubingshao is a little more expensive, but it is definitely worth the money."
As soon as he said this, Lin Xiaolu shook his head decisively, picked up his wine bottle and shook it at the boss:
"My wine flask was just filled at the inn, thank you."
After saying that, he carried the wine bottle and walked away gracefully, leaving the confused stall owner alone and messy.
Not long after Lin Xiaolu left, another villager came over, looked at the jars placed on the wine stall and said curiously:
"Boss, can I have a taste of your wine?"
As soon as the question came up, the unhappy stall owner rolled his eyes and yelled:
"Taste your grandma's legs! Get out of here!"
After leaving the wine stall, Lin Xiaolu was walking and drinking in the market. After walking for a while, he saw two girls, Shangguan Pomegranate and Shangguan Hamigua, chattering out of a clothing store.
"The clothes in this store are not good-looking at all, they look like those worn by village girls."
"Yeah, the color isn't pretty at all. There's not even a tattoo on it. It's so ugly."
"Originally, I wanted to see the shoes in the mortal world, but now it seems I'd better wait until we get to the big city to see them."
The two girls walked out complaining, and when they saw Lin Xiaolu, they stepped forward and started teasing.
"Lin Xiaolu, what did you buy? There is a pesticide over there that is very suitable for you. I'm treating you to it."
"Luzai, you smell so much of alcohol, it's so unpleasant. How much did you drink just now?"
"I didn't drink much." Lin Xiaolu shrugged, then looked at the empty-handed girl and asked with a smile:
"Didn't you find something you like?"
"No, this market is too small, there's not much to see."
"Yeah, let's go, let's keep going to other places." Shangguan Shiliu grabbed Lin Xiaolu's arm and left. Lin Xiaolu quickly stopped him because he wanted to buy a horse to ride on.
How could you not go horseback riding when you are out doing something so leisurely? Anyway, I'm not in a hurry.
