"Pong!"
Shangguan Hamiguo, who was proud and had never compromised in his life, did not even make a sound until he fainted. He was spinning around and being whipped away by a bench.
After beating the girl, Lin Xiaolu seemed as if nothing had happened. He smoothed the hair that fell to his forehead angrily, put the bench back under his buttocks and sat down, then smiled enthusiastically:
"Three shortcomings and one big one are overwhelming, who will come?"
"Me, me, me." Shangguan Shiliu raised her little hand very happily, and then volunteered to inherit his sister's inheritance - the stool, without any intention of vindicating her sister's injustice.
In the room, the lively sound of playing cards sounded again, and the laughter continued as before.
To be honest, Lin Xiaolu has just learned the art of rubbing cards. Chen Nianyun and A Yi have been practicing for many years and don't care about worldly affairs, so they don't know much about this technique. However, the Shangguan family seems to have been intruding for a long time, and Shangguan Shiliu has When he came to the table, he immediately started killing everyone with skillful means. After a few rounds, Lin Xiaolu and the others were stunned.
In the end, Lin Xiaolu finally lost her nerve and joined forces with Ah Yi to beat her up. Shangguan Pineapple clapped and cheered her the whole time, and the atmosphere seemed very peaceful.
After a few rounds of mahjong, some people lost, some were choked, and some were benched. The group of people gradually lost interest. Afterwards, Chen Nianyun made an even more old-fashioned comment:
"Gambling is indeed wrong. There is no real winner at the poker table. Those who lose are ruined and those who win are half dead."
"That's right, that makes sense. Miss Shangguan, does your neck still hurt?"
"roll."
"okay."
After playing cards, a few people sat in the wooden house drinking tea, chatting, and rescuing people. Lin Xiaolu had nothing to do. He leisurely peeled an apple with his fingertips and asked casually:
"Old Chen, how long does it take to get to Kunlun?"
"It should be soon." Chen Nianyun smiled while pressing Yu Chuchu's shoulders:
"It's probably less than half an hour."
Lin Xiaolu nodded when he heard this, broke the peeled apple into two halves, threw half of it to Ah Yi, and then ate the other half himself.
In the wooden house, a few people just chatted and laughed, and then waited together to arrive at their destination.
Soon, the golden sun hung high in the center of the sky, and the time came to noon. Chen Nianyun made a sign and saw that the time was almost up, so he called everyone to set off, and the group got up chatting.
The Kunlun Mountains are the most majestic and majestic mountains in China. They are covered with snow all year round. The white snow stretches for thousands of miles. It is said that it will not change for thousands of years. It is extremely spectacular. Therefore, even Lin Xiaolu, who came here for the second time, still sighed, even if it is In the world of immortality back then, compared with those fairy mountains and towers, Kunlun Mountain was probably not far behind.
"The world is so peaceful now that every day is extremely boring."
The wooden sword descended, and Shangguan Hamigua, who was standing beside the sword, complained: "Why don't one or two big villains come out to let me move my muscles?"
"Sister, please stop bragging. When will it be your turn to be the real villain?" Shangguan Pineapple said mercilessly:
"If there is a big villain or something, Brother Lu can solve it directly. Besides, aren't we demons the villains?"
Hearing his brother's truth, Shangguan Hamigua frowned and glanced at him, then stretched out his hand to seal his spiritual power, and then threw it from the wooden sword. The whole process was swift and violent, just like a practitioner.
At the same time, in the palace square at the top of K2, the main peak of the Kunlun Mountains, Zhou Li was standing in front of a large group of Kunlun disciples, teaching with his hands behind his back:
"Today, a Taoist friend from Emei came to congratulate the master master uncle. More people will come later. Yes, your master master uncle is so popular. This is all because of the master master uncle. I have been with you all my life." Implementing the word "justice" is why Taoist friends in China admire it very much, so you must remember it well in the future.
A man, standing between heaven and earth, has cultivated all his abilities just to do good deeds. Immortal cultivators are not special. We are just lucky ones who happen to have the talent for cultivation. Therefore, everyone must be a charitable person and be willing to do good deeds in the future. A good god who helps others, otherwise I would be sorry for my own cultivation. "
In the field, Zhou Li spoke for a long time, with spit flying around. Just as he was about to speak, someone from the disciples in front of him suddenly shouted:
"Uncle Master, someone seems to have fallen from the sky."
Hearing this, Zhou Li smiled proudly: "It seems that the fellow Taoist from Emei was too anxious. He jumped down before the magic weapon landed. Come on, let me see which fellow Taoist it is!"
After saying that, Zhou Li clasped his hands behind his back, turned around and raised his head in a carefree manner, and smiled enthusiastically at the sky, and then... he saw an enlarged butt.
…
…
"boom!"
In the audience, every Kunlun disciple looked at the scene in front of them in horror. They saw their deputy head standing proudly with his hands behind his back, his head turned to the sky, and then a young man with several large gold chains hanging around his neck, with a serious look on his face. He was sitting on the deputy head's face in a daze, and his butt had completely submerged the deputy head's face.
Everyone in the field was stunned, including Shangguan Pineapple. He sat on Zhou Li's face, pinched his buttocks, and felt the outline of the face in the middle of his buttocks. Then... he was moved to tears!
"Deputy Head Zhou Li! You actually used your face to pick me up! As the second master of the Demonic Way, you are willing to save me! It's better to use your face to save him!
Wow! ! ! It’s so touching! Let’s not talk anymore. This young master of yours has recognized you. Brother Zhou Li, don’t worry. If my sister wants to destroy Kunlun in the future, she must step over my young master’s body! I want to sworn sworn sworn brother to you! "
Shangguan Pineapple was so moved that he had runny nose and tears. He was already incoherent. He was really moved. He had never been so moved since he was a child.
After all, he is a member of the devil's path, but Zhou Li, who is on the right path, does not dislike him. He not only saves himself, but also saves him with his face. This kind of kindness is so heavy that it bursts, isn't it?
In the square, he was so moved that he covered his mouth and cried, and was about to come down and swore sworn vows with Zhou Li. Suddenly, Zhou Li, who was under his buttocks, raised his rough and strong hands, held Shangguan Boluo's thighs, and then lifted them up.
"Boo~"
With a soft sound, the face and butt separated, and Zhou Li's face with the red butt mark appeared suddenly. At this moment, he was glaring at Shangguan Pineapple angrily.
Shangguan Pineapple was held up in the air, and he lowered his head with tears of gratitude and said to Zhou Li:
"Brother Zhou, don't say anything anymore. You will be my big brother from now on. I"
"I'm going to kill you! Ahhhh!"
Above the palace, the wooden sword slowly landed. Lin Xiaolu looked at Zhou Li who was lifting Shangguan's pineapple and hammering it down with a confused look on his face.
Is this...a war between good and evil?
