Lin Xiaolu still had a very good impression of Kunlun. The hot springs on the snow-capped mountains impressed him deeply. After all, they were really comfortable and made people forget all their worries. Therefore, he was quite looking forward to this trip.
However, as soon as he appeared, he encountered a problem that made him want to hit someone.
"Brother Lu, after going to Kunlun this time, are you going to fly away with the Shangguan family?"
"Ah Yi, please pay attention to your words. I'm just going out for a walk, because the innovation of new martial arts has reached a bottleneck, and my cultivation has reached a point where it is unrivaled in the world, so there is nothing wrong with staying in Emei. "
"Yes, I understand. I wish Brother Lu and the second devil girl a good time."
Lin Xiaolu:......
Looking at the blind man in front of him, Lin Xiaolu suddenly hesitated, wondering if it was because he had been gentle and had not hit anyone for too long, so now he no longer had any authority.
Well, this is not the way to go.
In the huge square, a group of people were talking to each other in piles here and there. The atmosphere was very good, but... Lin Xiaolu suddenly snatched Ah Yi's chicken butt without any warning and punched him, causing his nose to bleed violently. !
As soon as this scene came out, everyone in the audience was stunned!
"I'll go! Is the Bloody Hand Massacre finally coming back?"
"Wow~ As expected of a deer boy, he is still so decisive in beating people!"
"Brother, hit me again, I still want to watch!"
"Teacher is awesome! Master Ha Yi, please use the Force God Slash you taught me to fight back. Didn't you say that the Force God Slash is invincible in the world? Let your disciples see it."
A group of people gathered around Ah Yi, who had a bloody nose, and made various comments. The fuss lasted for quite a while, and then Xiao Yu'er, as the leader, gave a brief explanation.
They had nothing to worry about. Now that the world was at peace, everyone here was a strong person, so they decided to set off directly. The thing they were riding on was Chen Nianyun's wooden sword weapon.
Lin Xiaolu, who was wearing a long blue robe, hugged Wujiu goodbye, then said hello to Xiaoyuer, and flew onto the huge wooden sword.
After returning to Emei for many days, he finally set out again to study the creation of new martial arts.
Lin Xiaolu guessed that he would be back soon. After all, he was indeed terrifyingly powerful now. As Shuai Shuaiya said, he was already among those who stood at the absolute peak, just like his master back then. Therefore, Whatever you want to do now, do it.
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noon
The sun was shining brightly, and in the cloudless blue sky, a huge and majestic wooden sword was speeding through the sea of clouds.
There is a wooden house on the wooden sword, and there is a sparrow card table in the house at the moment. Shangguan Hamigua, Lin Xiaolu, Ah Yi, and Chen Nianyun are playing cards at the table, while others are watching the game.
"No matter what! You dare to touch my cards! Chen Nianyun, do you want to die?"
"Hey! Blind man, if you're blind, why don't you learn how to play cards? If you don't know how to play, just replace me with my sister. I'll keep trying every day!"
"Do you think I want to play? It's you who said that three shortcomings and one big one are too big. In the end, you still blame me. Brother Lu, please help me judge the situation."
Facing Ah Yi's request for help, Lin Xiaolu, who was sitting opposite Shangguan Hamigua, paid no attention to it. He held a card with his hands clasped together and muttered something with his eyes closed.
"Teacher, please work harder. If you lose again, you will have to take off your pants."
Behind her, Ling Wei was pressing Lin Xiaolu's shoulders while persuading her earnestly. Not far away, Shangguan Pineapple was also beating her sister's legs and persuading her hard:
"Sister, please give in to fellow Taoists from Emei. Ah Yi has already lost two boxes of chicken butts to you. Brother Nianyun has almost lost all his swords. Brother Lu is the worst off. He"
"Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer!"
The tough Shangguan Hamigua slapped his younger brother so that he sat on the ground, and said harshly:
"Since ancient times, evil and good have been at odds with each other. As demons, how can we not punish these righteous people to death? This is called walking on behalf of the earth!"
After saying that, Shangguan Hamigua raised his head, pointed his nostrils at Lin Xiaolu across the table, and hummed proudly:
"Lin Xiaolu, weren't you awesome in college? You said that I can't compare to you. Why are you so timid now? Humph, today I want you to take off all your clothes, then kneel in front of me and shout three I beg my aunt to spare my life."
"Take off your clothes?"
Beside the card table, Shangguan Shiliu, who was chatting with Yu Chuchu with her legs crossed, was instantly excited when she heard these words, and came over with an expectant look on her face:
"Sister, after you make Luzai take off all his clothes, can you let me whip him with a whip? I've been looking forward to it for a long time."
"Haha, it's easy to say. Between the two sisters, who will follow whom? Oh hahahahahaha~"
In the wooden house, Chen Nianyun and Ah Yi felt helpless as they listened to the laughter of the two demonic girls, one big and one small.
It is indeed a demonic way, and it is indeed inhumane.
They both looked at Lin Xiaolu who was praying silently, thinking about persuading him to stop playing, but Lin Xiaolu suddenly opened his eyes.
"Weiwei, go and refill the tea for your uncles and uncles."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu took a picture of a sparrow card.
"Eighty thousand."
Behind him, Ling Wei was stunned for a moment after hearing the order, and then she seemed to understand something and said with a smile: "Okay, teacher."
At the card table, she came up behind Ah Yi, refilling Ah Yi's tea and said with a smile:
"Master Ah Yi, you look good recently and are getting more and more handsome. Master Ah Yi, do you have "eight" pack abs?"
As she spoke, she blinked at Lin Xiaolu desperately, and Lin Xiaolu immediately understood.
Immediately afterwards, the girl ran behind Chen Nianyun. While refilling her tea, she stared at Chen Nianyun's cards and asked:
"Uncle Chen, I heard that you collected "two barrels" of good spiritual wine yesterday to share with my teacher. Is it true?"
In the field, Lin Xiaolu looked at Chen Nianyun Ah Yi who was talking to his student. The corner of his mouth curled up crazily, then he pinched a card in his hand, winked at Ling Wei, and said with a smile:
"I suddenly want to raise flowers recently. Does Weiwei have any recommendations?"
As soon as these words came out, Ling Wei immediately shook her head, came behind Shangguan Hami Melon, and said: "Teacher, raising flowers is not suitable for you. Listen to me and raise chickens!"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaolu's eyes suddenly lit up and he raised his hand to slap a card.
"Peacock, touch the card!"
As soon as this shot came out, Shangguan Hamigua was immediately confused and his eyes widened.
And the next second, her expression changed, and she stood up with a "Crash!"
"Lin Xiaolu, you are cheating!"
At the card table, Shangguan Hamigua was almost furious and his cheeks were bulging, while Lin Xiaolu hummed leisurely:
"How could I be a cheater? Cantaloupe, please don't spit on me with blood."
"You've just come out. Your student is helping you read the cards. Do you think I can't see it? I'm going to kill you today! You don't deserve to live!"
In the field, while Chen Nianyun and Ah Yi were still confused, Shangguan Hamiguo jumped directly onto the card table and rushed towards Lin Xiaolu with all his teeth and claws. He looked like he wanted to die with him.
Lin Xiaolu looked at the girl who was swooping towards her like a little tiger. After thinking for a moment, he slowly picked up the bench under his buttocks and got into a welcoming posture.
