At midnight, in a cellar covered with dry straw, Lin Xiaolu and a group of friends spent the night peacefully here.
Since their spiritual power was temporarily sealed by Chief Yan, they did not meditate and practice, but rarely fell asleep.
Each person has his own position, lying side by side. This long-lost feeling made everyone feel a little novel for a while.
Xiao Yu'er was lying on Lin Xiaolu's left side, and two men, A Yi and Zhuang Baobao, were lying on the right. There was a pig at the end, and the other girls were next to Xiao Yu'er in turn.
One thing to say, the feeling of sleeping in Datongbu is quite good, and perhaps because there are so many girls, Lin Xiaolu can even smell a faint aroma in the cellar. Faced with this aroma, Ah Yi also smelled it. When he arrived, he asked him if he smelled it, but Lin Xiaolu shamelessly said it was his own body fragrance.
In the quiet night, the cellar was quiet and no one spoke. It seemed that everyone had fallen asleep. Lin Xiaolu also yawned and was about to fall asleep, but Xiao Yu'er beside him suddenly spoke in a small voice:
"Brother, I haven't slept for a long time. I can't sleep."
Lin Xiaolu:......
"What should we do?" Lin Xiaolu turned over, lying on his side in the dark, pinched Xiao Yu'er's face, and said lovingly:
"Don't think too much and go to bed early."
"Brother, how about you tell me a story?" In the darkness, Xiao Yu'er blinked her big bright eyes and expected:
"You often told me stories when I was a kid, but I haven't done that for a long time."
Upon hearing this request, Lin Xiaolu's first reaction was to refuse, but before he could speak, the originally quiet cellar suddenly felt like it was exploding.
"Tell a story? Brother Lu, I want to hear it too. I want to hear it too."
"Yes, yes, I'm just bored and can't sleep. Xiaolu, let me tell you a story!"
"Haha, Lin Xiaolu, can you tell stories? Come on, tell me one. If you tell it well, I will get a reward!"
"Ooo tells stories, Oao tells stories."
As if they had agreed, a group of boys and girls collectively sat up from the straw and looked at Lin Xiaolu expectantly, which made him feel bad all over.
How boring are these people? Have you never heard a story growing up?
However, he still enjoyed the feeling of being welcomed by everyone, so he reluctantly agreed and asked everyone to sit in a circle around him.
Then, under everyone's expectant eyes, he raised the corners of his mouth mysteriously:
"Have you ever heard of...the legend of the God of Prostitutes?"
Everyone:……(｡ì _ í｡)
In the dark cellar, Lin Xiaolu lit the candle that Chief Yan gave them to wake them up at night. The teenagers gathered together, surrounded by the quiet candlelight, and listened to a story that happened more than a thousand years ago, about a man named Wang Xiaolu. A legendary story about a hot-blooded man who prostituted millions of people in one night.
That night, everyone was blown away by this story. They were all so confused that they didn't want it. Even Zhuge Pangpang, the pig, hummed until midnight before falling asleep.
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Next day, early morning
Shangguan Hamiguo yawned and crawled out of the cellar. After not sleeping for a long time, she felt that it was quite good to sleep once in a while. Maybe it was because the story Xiaolu told last night was too explosive. Everyone seemed to be sleeping deeply.
At this time, no one else had woken up yet, so she woke up relatively early. When she walked out of the cellar, the first thing she saw was Lin Xiaolu picking up the ground with a shovel in the field.
At this moment, the young man was very focused on the ground. There were several Rakshasa tribesmen nearby who were watching curiously. It could be seen from their expressions that these people were very surprised by Lin Xiaolu's ground-breaking skills.
Looking at the young man chatting and laughing with the Rakshasa people, Shangguan Hamigua suddenly felt a little dazed for a moment.
Lin Xiaolu really knows a lot of things. Although farming should be something that ordinary people can learn, but at this moment, looking at the young man wearing a Taoist robe and rolling up his sleeves while working, Shangguan Hamigua's always proud heart couldn't help but rise. A hint of admiration.
Although this guy is cheap, he still has merits. It would be... good for the Empress of the Tang Dynasty to be with him. The girl thought a little sourly.
At this moment, Lin Xiaolu, who was working hard to gather the ground, accidentally spotted the girl squatting on the field ridge in the distance. Seeing her staring at him stupidly, Lin Xiaolu suddenly felt a little strange.
What happened to this short winter melon? Were you stunned by the story you told yesterday?
He continued to hug the ground for a while, and when he saw Shangguan Hamiguo still looking at him without blinking, he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.
After thinking about it, Lin Xiaolu walked over with a shovel:
"What are you looking at? Do you believe it if I beat him to death with a shovel?"
Shangguan Hamiguo, who was squatting on the ridge of the field, snorted, turned his head, and pouted.
Seeing that this guy was honest, Lin Xiaolu was ready to continue working, but just as he turned around, Shangguan Hamigua asked:
"Why are you helping them with farm work?"
"I originally wanted to practice Qigong and stretch my body. I saw the villagers here working and helped me." After saying that, Lin Xiaolu glanced at her and said doubtfully:
"Why did you get up so early? Is my sister awake?"
"Not yet, Xiao Yu'er is sleeping soundly with Handsome Duck in her arms."
After saying that, Shangguan Hamigua looked at the shovel in his hand. He was a little curious, so he stretched out his slightly larger hand and said:
"I haven't done farm work yet. Can you give me a try?"
"You can do it." Lin Xiaolu glanced at her with disdain:
"You haven't grown quite yet. Go, go, find a place to poop. Don't hinder my work."
"Lin Xiaolu, you are really getting more and more arrogant now."
"Haha~ Your spiritual power has been sealed, and now you are just an ordinary girl. With your small arms and legs, you are still doing farm work. You may not be able to lift a big manure."
After saying that, the young man took the shovel and went to work on the ground without looking back.
Shangguan Hamigua was attacked, but she was unusually not angry. She only recently discovered that in the past, when Lin Xiaolu criticized her, she would definitely choke back, but now she is not so angry anymore, and instead finds it quite interesting. After all, it will happen again. In half a year, after returning to the mortal world, this guy will get married to the Empress of the Tang Dynasty, and then I will no longer hear this guy criticize me.
She continued to squat on the ridge of the field, watching eagerly as he waved the shovel and talked and laughed with the villagers. For some reason, she felt a little sour in her heart.
This guy is indeed quite good. Although he is a bit cheap, he is still quite cute sometimes and he is also very good at taking care of others at critical moments.
If I become the new head of the Shangguan family in the future, I will marry someone like this. Well, the minimum standard is someone similar to this guy, to be my husband.
She looked at the young man's random thoughts for a while, muttering to himself while looking at him, and just as she was muttering vigorously, she suddenly felt a feeling like a thorn in her back.
?
Shangguan Hami Melon turned his head with a "Brush!" and found Ah Yi squatting behind him, gnawing on the cucumber and staring at him.
"Damn you blind man! When did you come here!" The girl, who felt that she was found to be worried, was startled at first, then her pretty face turned red, and she glared at Ha Yi in embarrassment.
"I've been here for a while." Ah Yi said vaguely, his cheeks bulging and stuffed with cucumbers:
"Shangguan, what you were saying just now is that this guy is actually quite cute. Is this guy talking about Brother Lu?"
"No! How could it be him!" Shangguan Hamigua denied.
"But you said it to Brother Lu." Ha Yi was smart for once and said curiously while chewing a cucumber:
"Shangguan, do you like Brother Lu?"
"Haha~ It's a joke, I like him? You are afraid that your head has grown up to your butt, so get out of here, or I will beat you. Believe it or not, we both have no spiritual power now, so you may not be able to beat me. To tell you the truth, I’ve been beating my brother since I was little, so I’m considered a half-practitioner.”
On the ridge of the field, Ah Yi was startled by the threat, then stood up with a shake of his head, turned around, gnawed cucumbers while walking, and muttered at the same time:
"I'm going to tell others that you stared at Lu Ge Sichun, and then let everyone laugh at you."
Shangguan Hami Melon:......
"You damn blind man, you really want to die, don't you?"
Seeing Ah Yi shaking his head and walking away, Shangguan Hamiguo was completely shocked. He held up his skirt and ran up to him, and slapped Ah Yi on the back of his head!
"Snapped!"
Ah Yi was stunned for a moment when he was photographed, and then he fell to the ground with a "plop!" and fainted on the spot.
Seeing Ah Yi fainted, Shangguan Hamigua nervously glanced at Lin Xiaolu in the distance. Seeing that he was not paying attention, he immediately picked up Ah Yi and ran away. As the eldest lady of the devil, she will destroy the body and eliminate all traces today!
