In the afternoon, Immortal Cultivator Academy, Frostfall Department
Zhuge Pangpang, who had already gained a lot of weight from Zhuge Dan, walked on the bluestone road with his four proud little pig's trotters, head held high, and a handsome duck lying on his back.
"Brother Duck!"
"Um."
"Hello, Brother Duck!"
"Ah hello."
"Good afternoon, Brother Duck!"
"good afternoon."
Along the way, Shuaishuai Duck rode the pig and greeted the monks passing by. When it rode Zhuge Pangpang to the small bridge in front of the courtyard, it happened to see Zhuge Dan using his internal power to blow up the river.
I saw her wearing two thick twin tails, puffing out her cheeks, and waving her hands at the river "yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah" between them, causing the river under the bridge to fill the sky with water.
"Not bad, Zhuge Dan, have you developed your internal strength?"
When Zhuge Dan saw Shuai Shuai Ya coming, he smiled and clasped his fists and said, "I have mastered the Yi Jin Jing that Xiao Lu taught me. Mr. Duck, do you think it's good?"
"Well, not bad." Shuai Shuaiya affirmed Zhuge Dan. This girl's martial arts talent is no worse than her boss, and her natal Qi is also very strong. She is a natural warrior. Now she has also practiced the Yi Jin Jing, and her strength is has grown rapidly.
When it came to the bridge, it rolled over gracefully, patted the pig's butt, then squatted next to Zhuge Dan and asked with a smile:
"Where's my boss?"
"Xiaolu was wrestling with classmate Shangguan. They seemed to have a quarrel over something, but Xiaolu was afraid that Shangguan would be hurt again, so he didn't do anything."
Hearing this, Handsome Duck laughed loudly:
"Boss is actually very gentle, but he's used to being a bitch. Come on, Zhuge, I'll fry some fish for you, Brother Duck."
"Haha, okay, ha!"
Silly girl Zhuge Dan was working hard to fry fish for Shuai Shuai Duck on the bridge, but at this moment in the yard, Shangguan Hamigua was glaring at Lin Xiaolu and roaring with bared teeth.
"Lin Xiaolu!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
She used both hands to squeeze Lin Xiaolu's middle finger, but even though her little face turned red from suppressing it and her big eyes almost popped out, it was of no avail. The middle finger remained motionless, standing up in front of her eyes as if to laugh at her.
On the stone table, Lin Xiaolu raised his middle finger with one hand and held his chin with the other, smiling happily:
"Young man, you don't know how high the sky is. Although I like your courage very much, there are some things you can't accept."
"Ahhhhhh!!!" Shangguan Hamigua became anxious, jumped off the stool, pressed Lin Xiaolu's middle finger with both hands, kicked the ground with his feet, and pushed hard like a calf, but it still had no effect.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Shangguan, have you been practicing immortality for a long time and haven't eaten for a long time? You can't do this. Look at you. How about I break your wrist with your hair next time? You can still win this way. possible."
"Pah!" The anxious Shangguan Hamigua couldn't bear it anymore. He raised his hand and punched Lin Xiaolu, and then said angrily:
"You're just a man trying to wrangle with me, what does that mean? If you're capable, you compete with me!"
"Okay, what do you want to compare?" Lin Xiaolu retracted his middle finger, folded his arms and said arrogantly:
"I'm not afraid even if you poop in the street with me. To be honest, I've been constipated for a long time."
"Ugh! Can you stop being so disgusting?"
"Ha~ As long as a person is confident enough, even if he poops in the street, he can do it in a graceful and heroic manner. This is called a hot-blooded man!"
"Stop talking nonsense! If we have the skills, let's compete with others! Don't you dare!"
"Hahahaha, I like to attack those who think they have outstanding abilities! Come on! Say what you want!"
There is a saying that one who is close to vermillion is red, and one who is close to ink is black. Although occasionally there are people who emerge from the mud and remain unstained, but most of the time this sentence is very correct, just like those who have been with Lin Xiaolu for a long time, It will indeed be assimilated a bit.
Therefore, when Zhuge Dan and Shuai Shuaiya returned home with a full load of fish... they saw a very strange scene.
I saw that the round stone table top had been removed for some unknown reason and placed on a few neatly stacked bricks. Then Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua each sat on one side of the stone table, using their internal and spiritual power to move, leading It was spinning crazily on the table, so crazy that even the figure could not be seen clearly, as if it was ready to escape and ascend to heaven at any time.
"What are they doing?" Shuai Shuaiya looked confused.
"I don't know." Zhuge Dan was also confused.
One person, one duck and one pig watched Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua spinning wildly while glaring at each other. Gradually, Shuaishuai Duck said doubtfully:
"They seem to be...seeing who can't stand it first and get off first."
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"Stop being brave and get down quickly! My sister asked me to take care of you. If I make you vomit later, I will have failed my sister's request!" Shangguan Hamigua couldn't stand it anymore, but she tried her best to endure it and even used her words. The offensive wanted Lin Xiaolu to admit defeat.
Lin Xiaolu was trying his best to swallow the sour water to prevent himself from spitting it out. He didn't expect that this little dwarf actually had such skills and could be so able to withstand the fainting. He forced a smile and said: "Don't worry, those are two different things. This time it's a fair fight between us." Involving other things.”
"That's good. How about another hour?" Why doesn't this bastard go down? Shangguan Hami Melon almost fainted.
"Okay, let's wait another hour!" This little dwarf is always dissatisfied! Okay, come on, let me show you how powerful the gang leader is in persuading people with virtue!
Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua were facing each other and observing each other. They both felt that the other would be unable to bear it if they spun a few more times, so they spun faster and each used their full strength to crush the stone table. "Hang Chi Chi Chi" sound.
After spinning for a few more rounds, Shangguan Hamigua's stomach was turbulent, and Lin Xiaolu was not much better than her. However, Hamigua had to hold back even retching, lowered his head and said dizzily: "Can't you go down? I'll try again. Give you a chance! If you go down now, I promise not to laugh at you!"
If you lose in strength and height, at least you can't lose in endurance! Hold on, hold on a little longer, this kid is going to die soon!
Lin Xiaolu slumped there and chuckled: "Whether you can get down or not, I want to sit down again anyway. This has nothing to do with your competition. To be honest, I like to play in circles. If I don't move for a day, I will become constipated." "
Just kidding, he has always had a perfect record of victory against Shangguan Hami Melon, completely crushing him in all aspects. Now there is absolutely no way he can show weakness to her first - no matter how nonsensical, how childish, how immature it is, this damn dwarf must do it anyway if he dares to provoke her. Press her to death on the spot!
This is about male dignity!
"Then...then do it again?" Shangguan Hamigua said, suppressing nausea.
"Okay, do it again!" Lin Xiaolu said with a red head, and even started to laugh wildly:
"Oh hahahaha, it's so fun, I'm so happy!"
Not to be outdone, Shangguan Hamigua turned around and threw his head back and laughed: "Hahahaha, it's so fun, I'm not dizzy at all, hahahahaha!"
