Just when the girl imagined that she was as tall as Lin Xiaolu, Lin Xiaolu in front suddenly asked curiously:
"Shangguan, I heard Huadie say last time that you had a good temper when you were a child. Why are you so easily angry now? Is there something wrong with you?"
"Get lost, you're the one with the problem." Shangguan Hamigua's big eyes widened and he said angrily:
"I have a good temper and am reasonable. It's you who keep making me angry."
Lin Xiaolu was confused: "When did I become angry with you?"
"You called me Short Winter Melon!" Shangguan Hamigua became angry when he mentioned this matter. He kicked Lin Xiaolu, then crossed his arms and said:
"I'm just a little...short, not short."
"You can pull me down, short and short obviously mean the same thing."
"Lin Xiaolu!"
Before they could even exchange a few words, the grumpy Shangguan Hamigua went into a rage again, chasing and kicking Lin Xiaolu all the way. However, she had short legs and ran slowly, so Lin Xiaolu walked her in front, laughing loudly as he walked:
"If you can't kick, you can't kick, hahaha. If you have short legs, you can still kick like others, just a little bit."
"Ah, ah, ah, I'll kick you to death."
The two ran up the bridge one after the other, fighting all the way to the small courtyard, and the noise continued.
After this incident, Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamiguo became famous in the Shuangjiang family. The feat of the two of them blowing up the crotches of more than 70 people began to spread throughout the college, so much so that they even received a foreign honorary award. No.—it blew up the combination!
Well, that’s the literal meaning, it’s awesome!
In the next few days, Lin Xiaolu was in a state of doing nothing every day.
The class leader, Fanyin, distributed exclusive spiritual methods for spiritual practice to every student in the class. Everyone except him and Zhuge Dan had a copy.
These are all issued based on the students' path after repeated discussions between the department heads of the college, so now the entire class has begun to fall into a cultivation frenzy. After all, the spiritual energy here is full, and everyone's cultivation speed is far faster than the ordinary world. Even Shangguan Hamigua's first thing after school every day was to go back to the small courtyard to practice, and rarely went out to play, leaving only two warriors, Lin Xiaolu and Zhuge Dan, with aching pain.
This afternoon, Lin Xiaolu was lying under the shade of a tree as usual, while Zhuge Dan, who was carrying a big hammer, was constantly swinging the big hammer to practice, and the huge hammer made a whistling sound.
Lin Xiaolu also thought about it. It would be great if he could find a chance in the sky. If he couldn't find it, he could just live comfortably for a year and then return to the mortal world to marry Aning.
Thinking like this will make him feel very comfortable, after all, there is no pressure on him.
For people, contentment is also a kind of happiness, just like Shangguan pomegranate, eating well, drinking well, having fun, this is great happiness.
"Little Deer! What do you think of my hammering technique? Have you improved?"
Zhuge Dan on the side asked while wielding a sledgehammer. Lin Xiaolu glanced at her casually and encouraged:
"Very good, very energetic, keep working hard, maybe you can surpass me after another hundred years of practice."
"Haha! Okay!" The simple Zhuge Dan shook his two big braids and continued to swing the big hammer.
Seeing this girl's youthful and enthusiastic appearance, Lin Xiaolu sighed happily in his heart - it's great to be young.
"Boss, I'm back!"
In the field, Lin Xiaolu was lying leisurely when a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the courtyard door, and then he saw the figure of Handsome Duck.
This guy suddenly came back.
The young man was overjoyed and sat up from the couch. Zhuge Dan, who was practicing martial arts in the courtyard, also looked over curiously.
In the field, a handsome duck with pure white feathers flew over and jumped onto a stone table with its wings spread.
It seemed to be exhausted. When it came back, it picked up the teapot on the stone table and drank a lot.
"Have you met your husband?" Lin Xiaolu asked excitedly from the side.
"seen."
The handsome duck took a big gulp of water, and then quacked:
"Boss, my husband and I haven't seen each other for a long time. We chatted for a long time, so I came back a day or two late."
"Hmm, has Mr. Zhongni deciphered the I Ching?" Lin Xiaolu asked expectantly.
"Hahahaha, of course not."
Lin Xiaolu:......
On the stone table, the handsome duck waved its little wings and gestured:
"This time I met my husband and told him about our gang's mission to persuade others with virtue. Mr. Wu Guo and Mr. Yu'er will take care of it. Boss, you can rest assured.
But I don’t know the specific situation of the Yi Jing. After the husband got the Yi Jing, he went back to the room and didn’t go out for three days. After finally coming out, he asked me to find you and asked you to see him in the next two days. . "
"Mr. Zhongni wants to see me?" Lin Xiaolu was stunned for a moment.
The handsome duck nodded, and then said to Lin Xiaolu mysteriously:
"Boss, I suspect that my husband has some clues, but I'm not sure, so I want to see you and ask you something. Moreover, my husband is the acting dean of the college, and his status is only lower than that of the old man Zongheng. If you meet him There are definitely benefits.”
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaolu immediately nodded his head and began to look forward to it. He had always been curious about what kind of wise man Mr. Kong Zhongni was who could teach the great sage the demon Confucian.
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The next day, early morning
Lin Xiaolu and Shuai Shuaiya got up early, walked out of the small courtyard one by one and came to Shangguan Hamigua's courtyard.
"Dwarf Winter Melon wakes up!"
"Shangguan Dashabi is setting off!"
One person and one duck shouted at the girl's house without any moral integrity, and not long after, Shangguan Hamigua's angry roar came from the house.
Outside the hospital, Zhuge Dan, who was carrying a big hammer, was already used to strange things. When he saw Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua fighting there, he couldn't stop laughing.
She discovered that Lin Xiaolu liked to be angry with Shangguan Hami Melon. Instead of waking her up every morning to go to school, it was better to say that he woke her up with anger.
And now an even more irritating duck has arrived. This scene of a man and a duck irritating people at the same time is really interesting to watch.
After Shangguan Hamiguo ran out angrily and was knocked down by Lin Xiaolu as usual, the group of people walked to the school together.
Along the way, all the students who saw Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua would be frightened and subconsciously cover their crotches and run away. Men and women were no exception. The handsome duck was surprised to see it, so he asked what was going on, and when it learned that he The boss and Shangguan fucked the crotches of more than 70 people on the second day of school. After receiving the honorable nickname of "the explosive combination", they were immediately shocked and admired.
Just like that, the group of people laughed and laughed and entered the Class 9 school under the fearful and frightened eyes of all Shuangjiang classmates.
