In the afternoon, in Shangguan Shiliu’s room
"Luzai, you are going to be the queen!"
"Brother Lu, you are going to become the mother of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Bah, what a pervert!"
"Wow~ I want to be an aunt~"
On the round table in the room, the three Shangguan brothers and Xiao Yu'er were shouting and screaming, but at this moment, Lin Xiaolu was still in a state of confusion.
He scratched his head and looked at the four people in front of him helplessly:
"You guys think, what should I do about this kind of thing? I always feel weird being married by Aning."
"Oh, Luzai, don't be so pedantic." Shangguan Shiliu said with a wicked smile:
"I believe that you can't stick to small details in life. As long as you and Aning truly love each other, it doesn't matter whether she marries you or you marry her. It's just like that. It doesn't matter who comes down."
Everyone:? ? ?
Lin Xiaolu covered his face: "That's not true, it's just"
"Oh, it's just nothing, how fun it is." Shangguan Hamiguo sat on the stool, covering his stomach, laughing and kicking his legs:
"Now I feel funny just thinking about you and Jiang Ning sitting together, and then facing the civil and military officials."
After saying that, Shangguan Hamigua cleared his throat with a funny look on his face, lifted Shangguan Pineapple's chin, and then lowered his voice and shouted:
"Ah! My queen, come and sleep with me!"
Shangguan Pineapple was very cooperative and put on a shy look: "Oh~ Your Majesty, don't you want it~ Your Majesty, please be gentle~ Your Majesty, please use your strength~"
The two siblings worked together so seamlessly that Lin Xiaolu had goosebumps all over his body. However, Xiao Yuer and Shangguan Shiliu were completely unaware of it. They laughed one big and one small, and Xiao Yuer even covered her face while laughing:
"Brother Pineapple acted so coquettishly, I was so giggling that I died."
Faced with Xiao Yu'er's praise, Shangguan Pineapple was not ashamed but proud. He laughed and patted Xiao Yu'er's head and said:
"Xiao Yu'er is very discerning. This is the first time that this young master has discovered that he has such a strong acting talent, hahahaha."
Inside the room, Lin Xiaolu's eyelids twitched. He regretted coming to these guys for discussion. He was really humiliating himself.
The whole room laughed for a while before Shangguan Shiliu gradually stopped, then looked at Lin Xiaolu and said curiously:
"What do you think, Lu Zaizi? Don't you want to marry Aning?"
"Well...it's not that I don't want to, I just feel weird."
"What's so weird?" Shangguan Hamigua put his hands on his hips and said with a domineering look: "There's no reason why only men can marry women and women can't marry men. Besides, you can do it after you marry Jiang Ning. Taking concubines doesn’t affect anything.”
"Yes, Brother Lu, it is normal for a man to have one or two hundred concubines." Shangguan Pineapple advised seriously:
"Last time I heard my father talking in his sleep, shouting about concubine No. 369, come and take care of me. You are like me. From now on, you are planning to marry a thousand wives to make my father look good. .”
As soon as he finished speaking, Shangguan Hamigua flew up and kicked him away. Shangguan Pomegranate also directly cursed Shangguan Pineapple:
"Lu Zaizi is not as messy as you. He will only be with one person, and they will be together for the rest of their lives."
Shangguan Hami Melon also shouted while stepping on it: "You still want to marry a thousand wives, why don't you try, I will castrate you today, ha!"
In the room, Shangguan Hamiguo pulled Shangguan Pineapple and blasted him with a hammer. The nosebleeds from the hammer flew all over the sky, making Lin Xiaolu helpless.
Seeing that the three brothers and sisters had been fighting for a long time without any intention of stopping, he pulled Xiao Yu'er out of the door.
Outside the door, the bright sunshine fully illuminated the small courtyard, and Lin Xiaolu pulled Xiao Yuer, who was laughing non-stop, to a pavilion.
There was no one around at the moment and the garden was quiet. Xiao Yuer followed Lin Xiaolu to the stone chair in the pavilion and said curiously:
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Lin Xiaolu pulled her to sit down, was silent for a while, and then asked straight to the point:
"Xiao Yu'er, what's your attitude towards Aning?"
"It's pretty good." Xiao Yu'er smiled sweetly: "It's mainly because my brother likes it."
"Well, I actually like Aning quite a bit, but I'm afraid you might have other ideas." Lin Xiaolu rubbed her head affectionately.
"How could that happen?" Xiao Yu'er sat next to Lin Xiaolu and smiled at him:
"It's time for my brother to get married, and even if he gets married, he will still be with Xiao Yu'er from now on, and Xiao Yu'er will also have nephews and nieces. By then, we will have two more relatives."
Lin Xiaolu was slightly stunned when the silvery words came out.
With his sensitive mind, he noticed that the relatives Xiao Yu'er mentioned seemed to refer only to the children born after his marriage to Jiang Ning, rather than Jiang Ning himself.
This made him feel even more weird.
But he didn't think much about it. He just thought it was a slip of the tongue and continued: "Then, I agree? Marry Aning?"
"Okay, but brother should tell Senior Sister Miaoxin and Master first, right?"
"Oh, yes, yes, I have to tell my senior sister and boss." Lin Xiaolu patted his head and laughed:
"It's time for us to go home. When we go back this time, I will tell the boss and the head sister that although I am married by Aning, your brother and I are so good that I must let Aning marry me."
"Yeah." Xiao Yu'er happily sat next to Lin Xiaolu, counting on her fingers:
"Brother needs a big sedan chair, new clothes, a red hijab, various jewelry, bedding, eggs, fat pigs, fat sheep, fat cows, and a bellyband."
Lin Xiaolu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this. He felt that his sister was getting more and more outrageous with her words, so he hugged her and laughed.
I am also getting married. My parents will be very happy when they see her in Heaven. I have taken good care of my sister so well, and now I am getting married to the emperor. If I put it in the village, I will definitely be a proud ancestor. They will also be happy. Hehe, wait. After I return to Emei, I will burn incense sticks for my father and tell him the news.
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Two days later in the morning, Lin Xiaolu and his party bid farewell to Jiang Ning at the gate of the imperial city.
Shangguan Hami Melon, Shangguan Pomegranate, Pineapple, and Xiao Yuer were sitting in the carriage. They all showed joking smiles as they watched Jiang Ning and Xiaolu talking in the distance.
Soldiers, eunuchs, and maids on both sides were also crowded. Everyone wanted to look but didn't dare to look, so they had to look at it from the corner of their eyes.
Under the gaze of many people, Jiang Ning, who was wearing a bright red dress, tied a red string to Lin Xiaolu's wrist with blushing cheeks.
Then, in full view of everyone, she, who was blushing all the time, suddenly kissed the boy on the forehead, so fast that she stunned Lin Xiaolu. This scene also caused Shangguan Shiliu and others to say "Wow~" in a funny way. Voice.
Shangguan Pineapple even stood up and shouted: "Sister-in-law, kiss! Kissing on the forehead is too plain!"
Shangguan Hamigua also watched the excitement and didn't mind it, and shouted: "Lin Xiaolu, if you are a man, you will kiss me back!"
After a fight, Lin Xiaolu and Jiang Ning separated briefly and agreed to go back to Emei to talk to their elders before coming back. Then they walked to the carriage with the lip marks on their heads, and the eunuchs, maids, soldiers, and ministers in the entire palace were all When hundreds of people saw him preparing to leave, they immediately knelt down on one knee and shouted while holding back their laughter:
"Congratulations to Queen Lin!"
Lin Xiaolu:......
Others: Hahahahaha~
