The golden monk in the distance was slightly startled when he saw this scene, and stopped moving the rosary beads in his hands.
After a long time, the old man was still standing high on the top of Daoyuan Palace. He felt Li Mingru and Mu Chaoge leaving, and there was a trace of helplessness in the old eyes.
Maybe Dao Dao is joking, we monks have lost Dao,
Maybe the Dao is blinded, why should monks like us be afraid of heights?
Tang Dynasty, Daguanyin Temple
"Mother Guanyin, I heard from Aning that you are so clever and that I can make my dreams come true by worshiping you. So I won't be polite. I am now a powerful person in the old and awesome realm, and the whole world can defeat me. I don’t have many friends, so I don’t have any dreams. The only thing I want is that all my friends around me are alive and happy, especially my sister Xiao Yu’er. Oh, by the way, I have a partner, Lady Guanyin. Ning, please bless Aning and make her stronger. I don’t mind if she becomes fat. She is too thin. If you make my wish come true, I will bring you pig head meat next time I come. .”
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu raised his buttocks and kowtowed, then stood up with a solemn expression.
Beside him, Shangguan Shiliu looked at him with a strange expression.
"Lu Zaizi, Guanyin shouldn't eat pig head meat, right?"
"No." Lin Xiaolu shook his head and said, "Look at how fat Lady Guanyin is. I don't believe she doesn't eat pig head meat."
Shangguan Pomegranate:......
"Where did An Ning and my sister go to play?" Lin Xiaolu stood up and looked around but saw no one else.
"Aning took your sister to see the Temple of Ten Thousand Buddhas. My sister and brother seem to be at the Temple of the Four Heavenly Kings." After saying that, Shangguan Shiliu took Lin Xiaolu out of the Guanyin Temple and wandered around the temple with many pilgrims.
This Guanyin Temple is the largest temple in the Tang Dynasty. There are many devotees coming and going, making it very lively. The two of them were walking around in various Bodhisattva halls while laughing and chatting. The atmosphere was very happy for a while, and when they passed by When I was at the Main Hall, I happened to see Shangguan Hamigua sitting at the booth asking for fortune and fortune at the door, asking an old monk for fortune-telling.
Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Shiliu glanced at each other, then slipped away with evil smiles.
At this moment, in the main hall where people were coming and going, Shangguan Hamiguo was frowning, looking at the old monk in front of him and asking urgently:
"Old man, don't talk about all that nonsense to me. Just tell me whether I can grow taller or not, or I won't give you any incense money."
In front of the stall, an old monk looked at Shangguan Hami Melon's face, and then said with a kind smile:
"Don't worry, little benefactor, you are still small now, but you will definitely grow taller in the future."
"Small?" Shangguan Hamiguo, who had a hot temper, suddenly became furious and shouted with a red face: "I am already eighteen this year! I am smaller than you!"
The old monk was stunned for a moment when he was yelled at, then he looked at the short, baby-faced Shangguan Hamigua, and said hesitantly:
"Little donor, it's wrong to lie. Where are your adults?"
Shangguan Hami Melon:......
"Hahahaha, hahahaha." Lin Xiaolu burst out laughing as he watched from behind. When Shangguan Hamigua saw him here, his anger instantly shifted and he turned around with eyes wide open.
Soon, in the temple, Shangguan Shiliu and a group of pilgrims watched in bewilderment as Lin Xiaolu violently beat Shangguan Hamimelon one-sidedly, punching, punching, kneeling, elbowing, over-the-shoulder, and throwing him all over again. Those who watched were shocked.
"Aha!"
Lin Xiaolu locked Shangguan Hamiguo's head under her armpits from the front, then held her head and jumped up and threw her to the ground. Shangguan Hamiguo screamed in pain, her head was smashed to the ground, and her eyes rolled back from the fall.
Shangguan Shiliu on the side couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry. Just when he was about to start a fight, he heard a roar from outside:
"Catch the pervert! This man is molesting the nuns in the temple!"
Outside the hall, a muscular monk with a round waist and a diamond Zen staff chased Shangguan Pineapple, who was running around, and shouted, while Shangguan Pineapple ran and screamed:
"Master monk, don't be disrespectful. I don't bother to fight with ordinary people. Moreover, I didn't tease them. I just asked them if they had seen the demon giant. Besides, brother, you can understand my humor instantly, which shows that we are actually the same. The middle man!"
"How dare you quibble, you brat! This poor monk must arrest you and send you to court today! Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
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In a peaceful afternoon, Lin Xiaolu and his party visited Guanyin Temple and had a lot of fun.
And he saw a very good advantage of Shangguan Pineapple, that is, although this guy is a bit stupid, his character is actually quite good. He was beaten to such a bad state by the monks of Guanyin Temple, but he didn't fight back, and he didn't even have any spiritual energy. Come on, forcefully picking up someone else’s Vajra Zen Staff with your face is really unnatural.
At night, during the bustling temple fair with bright lights, the boys and girls boarded an elegant boat and ate hot pot around the table in the cabin. While enjoying the food, they watched the interesting scenery of people coming and going on both sides of the river bank.
The situation was similar to last night. Shangguan Hami Melon and Shangguan Pineapple still looked bruised and swollen. The two siblings sat together like two big enemies.
At this time, the red hot pot soup in the hot pot pot had already boiled. Lin Xiaolu added a lot of spicy pepper, and after the hot pot boiled, there seemed to be some spiciness in the air.
Jiang Ning poured a plate of chopped mutton into the pot. The tender mutton slices rolled a few times in the pot until they were cooked. Then she took some out and put them into Lin Xiaolu's bowl filled with sauce.
"It's almost ready to eat." Jiang Ning said with a smile, then looked at the kitchen in the cabin:
"Shopkeeper, is the rice wine ready?"
"Hurry, sir. You'll be ready soon."
Next to Lin Xiaolu, Xiao Yu'er swallowed a piece of blood tofu, which was so hot that she fanned her mouth with her little hand. While fanning, she looked at Shangguan Hami Melon doubtfully:
"Sister Gua, why don't you eat it?"
Shangguan Hamigua covered his swollen head and glared angrily at Lin Xiaolu, who was eating big mouthfuls of mutton:
"My head hurts and I can't eat."
Shangguan Shiliu on the side heard the words and said with a "puff", covering her mouth and laughing: "It's okay, sister, you can just use your spiritual power to repair it."
Shangguan Hamiguo glared at his sister, feeling that this girl valued sex over friends, and that he was hurting her in vain.
"Shangguan, it was you who attacked me first when I beat you today. You can't blame me." Lin Xiaolu stuffed a mutton roll and puffed out his cheeks and said:
"Besides, that old monk complimented you and said you were young. As a girl, shouldn't you be very happy? How could you be angry?"
"snort!"
Shangguan Hamigua was obviously really angry and didn't want to talk to Lin Xiaolu, so she covered her head and turned her head. Then she glanced at her brother beside her and punched him for no reason.
Shangguan Pineapple:? ? ?
"Hey~ Brother, this hot pot is so spicy." Xiao Yu'er ate a piece of red lettuce leaf, and her face turned red from the spicy food. Upon seeing this, Jiang Ning hurriedly poured her a cup of herbal tea:
"After we finish the hot pot, we can go to the temple fair later. They sell mung bean porridge there, which is just right to relieve tiredness. There are also many delicious foods."
"Okay, by the way, Aning, do you have any opera singers here?"
Shangguan Shiliu asked enthusiastically. She was now very interested in opera and wanted to take Lin Xiaolu to listen to the opera together.
