"puff!"
When Tang Long heard this, he was immediately choked. He blushed and coughed loudly. Even Liu Yuniang and Wu Gu looked dumbfounded.
"Little deer, don't make trouble. You can't drink when you're going to do that." Tang Long served Qin Congcong a bowl of winter melon and pork ribs soup and said as he served it:
"Drinking pork rib soup can replenish blood. It is better for girls to drink this when they are menstruating."
Qin Congcong's face turned red when he heard this, and then he glanced at Tang Long secretly, his cheeks becoming more and more rosy.
Liu Yuniang on the side immediately covered her mouth and laughed when she saw her like this. Wugu and Lin Xiaolu didn't pay much attention to it and continued to discuss whether the monk had a wound and whether sucking the blood from the wound was considered a violation of the precepts.
After dinner, everyone went back to their rooms to rest. Lin Xiaolu used the dust-cleansing pill and then prepared to go to bed and practice martial arts. But as soon as he lay down hard, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Who?"
"I am Taoist Priest Xiaolu." Outside the door, Qin Congcong said in a low voice:
"Master Xiaolu, I have a question to ask you."
Lin Xiaolu, who was still bandaged in the room, was stunned for a moment, and then became ecstatic!
It’s really thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi! Someone actually wants to ask me a question!
Parents, your child is ready to succeed!
His face remained motionless, he sat up cross-legged like a sow kicking on the ground, and then coughed:
"come in."
As soon as the voice fell, the door opened. Qin Congcong, whose face was red, entered the room as carefully as a thief. Then he closed the door and came to the "Dabai Zongzi" with a "masterly" look on his face. He said with sincerity:
"Master Xiaolu, I have a question to ask you."
"Well, you tell me." Lin Xiaolu said proudly.
"How to chase boys."
Lin Xiaolu:? ? ?
He looked at the wise man in front of him in confusion. Seeing that he was stunned, Qin Congcong quickly explained with a blush:
"I like Brother Tang Long and want to get married with him, but I don't know how to pursue him. Little Master Wu Gu is a monk and doesn't understand the love between men and women. Sister Liu is even more nonsense and is not even a human being, so Taoist Master Xiaolu, I I can only come and ask you for advice.”
After saying that, she looked at Lin Xiaolu expectantly and said, "Taoist Xiaolu must have a lot of experience in matters between men and women!"
Lin Xiaolu, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed, was stunned again and again. For a long time, he looked at the expectant girl in front of him, frowned, and then... nodded repeatedly.
"This question...you are asking the right person!"
"Haha! I knew it!" Qin Congcong was so happy that he danced his little fists and squatted beside the bed, his face flushed with excitement:
"Taoist Master Xiaolu, please teach me. I really like Brother Tang Long. He is handsome and gentle. I like such a handsome young man."
Seeing the young girl's yearning look on her face, Lin Xiaolu smiled knowingly:
"You want to pursue Tang Long. It's not easy. I'll tell you the truth. Brother Lu, I am a charming and talented person with rich love experience. I am known as the Little Love Saint of Emei. Come, today I will teach you how to pursue a man correctly. .”
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu leaned forward and smiled mysteriously at the girl:
"Great Smart, can you... do somersaults?"
Qin Congcong:? ? ?
Under the warm orange light of the candle, Lin Xiaolu gestured and said with flying saliva:
"Actually, chasing girls is the same as chasing boys. What matters is a display. You have to show your special side and talents to the person you like. At the same time, you have to prescribe the right medicine to make Tang Long feel it thoroughly. You are different from other girls.”
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu tilted his lips and asked with a mysterious smile: "Who is your brother Tang Long?"
"People who practice martial arts!" Qin Congcong said directly.
"That's right! You're really smart as hell!" Lin Xiaolu gave the girl a thumbs up, making her smile widely:
"Brother Tang Long is a martial arts practitioner, so you must also show your special talents related to martial arts. This is called prescribing the right medicine."
"Wow, you are worthy of being Taoist Xiaolu. What he said makes sense, and he really has experience!" Qin Congcong seemed to be curious about the baby, and quickly asked: "Then what is a talent related to martial arts?"
"It's very simple! For example, smashing a boulder in the chest, stabbing the throat with a golden spear, Iron Head Kung Fu, Iron Clothes Shirt, Horse in the Sky, and twenty consecutive somersaults."
On the bed, Lin Xiaolu touched his bare chin and said with the air of a worldly master:
"Believe me, no boy can resist a girl who can do somersaults!"
Qin Congcong in front of the bed was shocked when he heard this, his big eyes widened, but then he hesitated:
"Taoist Master Xiaolu, is this really fake? You won't lie to me, right?"
"Of course it's true." Lin Xiaolu said seriously:
"When I was a child, I had a friend named Zhao Xiaobo. He was the same age as me at the time, six years old. He fell in love with Sun Lanlan, the daughter of Widow Liu's family in the village, and wanted to pursue her. At that time, Lanlan had a little chicken and she liked her very much. I played with him every day, so I gave him some advice and gave him a very clever idea."
"What's the idea?" Qin Congcong was curious.
Lin Xiaolu coughed, and then said solemnly: "I asked him to stop Sun Lanlan on the village road, and then he took off his pants and threw them at her."
Qin Congcong:? ? ?
In the room, the girl was stunned for a moment, then curiously asked: "What then? Are Xiaobo and Lanlan together?"
"No, Lanlan's mother chased Xiaobo for two miles with a kitchen knife and almost castrated him."
Speaking of this, Lin Xiaolu sighed sadly:
"If Lan Lan and her mother hadn't beaten the mandarin ducks with each other, Xiao Bo would have definitely become the one at that time. You don't know, at that time Xiao Bo took off his pants and threw them at Lan Lan. Lan Lan was so excited that she burst into tears. She was so moved that she burst into tears. But it’s a pity that a beautiful marriage was ruined by Lanlan’s mother, hey~”
In the field, Qin Congcong was stunned for a while, then she seemed to have made up her mind. She clenched her fist and said with great momentum:
"Taoist Xiaolu, I want to pursue Brother Tang Long. Please teach me martial arts. I want to learn somersaults!"
Lin Xiaolu was overjoyed when he heard this and patted her shoulder happily:
"Don't worry, Dasheng. You, Brother Lu, like to help others the most. I will educate you to become a talent! Come on! Get down first!"
…
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Early the next morning, in the hotel lobby, several people were chatting and laughing at the dinner table while eating breakfast.
While Lin Xiaolu was picking out salted duck eggs with chopsticks, he glanced at Tang Long who was drinking porridge, and then secretly winked at Qin Congcong.
The girl understood this and looked at Tang Long who was eating porridge longingly, and then asked Lin Xiaolu:
"Master Xiaolu, what have you been busy with recently?"
Lin Xiaolu immediately responded:
"It's okay. I'm currently studying how to do somersaults."
As soon as these words came out, Wugou and Liu Yuniang were a little confused, and even Tang Long looked over:
"Little deer, can't you do somersaults?"
Lin Xiaolu smiled awkwardly:
"Yes, I can, but I can't turn it too much. If I turn it a few times, I'll get dizzy."
Qin Congcong at the table laughed immediately when he heard this:
"Taoist Master Xiaolu, what's wrong with somersaults? Look at me!"
