night, xu time
Huixian Yaxu brothel, first-class sex.
"Taoist priest, there are very few people who are as dedicated as you. You have been in a brothel for so long and you are still eating soy pork elbows."
A woman with a voluptuous figure was sitting on a soft bed, looking at Lin Xiaolu who was holding a pig's trotter in front of the wine table, and said sadly: "Taoist priest, how long have you not eaten?"
Lin Xiaolu, who didn't have dinner and came to eat the soy pork elbow on an empty stomach, couldn't stop at all, and his mouth was full of oil from the devouring meal.
He ate for a while, until half of the pig knuckles as high as the hill in front of him were eaten, and then he slowed down slightly. Then he looked at the woman in front of him while eating and asked: "Are you hungry? Let's eat together." "
The woman was stunned for a moment, then said helplessly: "You have to keep in shape, otherwise you will get fat."
"Wouldn't it be better to be a little fatter? That would make you very strong, right?" Lin Xiaolu said: "Sister Su from our village used to be very powerful. She was fat and strong and could carry manure several miles in one go."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu looked at the woman and said, "Okay, I'm half full after eating, let's do some business."
The woman smiled slightly and was about to take off her clothes, but Lin Xiaolu suddenly said expectantly: "Will your chest be broken?"
woman:? ? ?
In another room, Tan Songlei was drunk, lying on the bed and crying:
"My senior sister didn't want to be my Taoist companion because I was young, so she ended up with Senior Brother Deng, woo woo woo~"
A woman looked at the grieving young man in front of her and felt a little at a loss for a moment.
Originally, when this little guest came in, I wanted to flirt with him and let him drink some wine, but as soon as he drank, the guy got drunk and cried when he was drunk. While crying, he said that he was trapped in love, which was simply speechless.
"Uuuuuuuuuu~ I still remember when I was twelve years old, the red bean I gave to my senior sister on her birthday, which also represents my feelings. The red bean on the exquisite dice makes me miss you deeply. Do you know it? Wow~ I My heart hurts so much~~~"
Looking at the crying boy on the bed, the woman shook her head in confusion, but she was very professional and didn't want to delay any longer, and started to take off her clothes directly.
Since you are feeling so uncomfortable, Master, let me serve you~
"You can't even break a big stone in your chest?"
Lin Xiaolu's face bulged with anger as he looked at the bewildered woman in front of him.
"You are too bad. You won't open a brothel like others even if your chest is broken."
When the woman heard this, she suddenly felt bad.
Do prostitutes these days have to learn how to break a big stone on their chest?
Competition among peers has become so fierce?
In the room, Lin Xiaolu looked like he was hating the iron, and was about to ask this sister to change her performance. Just like last time, she would switch to somersaults, something that people should be able to do.
And just when he was about to do this, an earth-shattering scream suddenly came from outside the house!
"Ahhh! Why are you taking off your clothes!"
Hearing this familiar voice, Lin Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, the door was pushed open, and Tan Songlei, smelling of alcohol and with a red face, appeared, grunting and saying in shame:
"Brother Lin! She took off her clothes and scared me!"
Lin Xiaolu:? ? ?
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"Young people still need training. Although Brother Tan is two years older than me, you really don't have much experience. This kind of thing is actually a very ordinary and trivial matter. Brother Tan should forget it as soon as possible."
On the street outside the brothel, Lin Xiaolu and Tan Songlei squatted on the ground together, talking to each other while looking at the passers-by.
"Brother Lin is making a joke, hiccup." Tan Songlei, who had a simple and honest personality, burped and said drunkenly: "I'm still very sorry that I made Brother Lin spend money and didn't have all the fun, but Brother Lin is my friend. .”
"Hehe, okay! We can be considered brothers who went to the brothel together!"
Lin Xiaolu patted Tan Songlei's shoulder carelessly, looking like a big brother in the world.
Tan Songlei also said to Lin Xiaolu very sincerely: "Brother Lin, don't worry, as long as I participate in the Huangtian Mirage three years later, I will never let Shushan disciples go against Brother Lin.
In Shushan, I have a relatively good relationship with the younger generation of brothers and sisters, and everyone will give me face. "
"Haha, okay, then I will join the Huangtian Mirage three years later and I will never let the Emei brothers touch you."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu suddenly asked curiously: "We always talk about this yellow sky mirage, yellow sky mirage, what exactly is this thing?"
"Actually, I'm not very clear about this." Tan Songlei shook his drunken head and said slowly: "I heard some introductions from my master. The Yellow Sky Mirage seems to refer to the Shangsan Sect in the past."
"The past three sects?"
"Well, I don't know what this Shangsanzong is, I just heard that it seems to be no longer in the world.
Then this Yellow Sky Mirage is the abandoned magic weapon left by the three sects in the past. Because it has not been used for a long time, the spiritual energy is scattered. Finally, due to a series of ingenious reasons, the spiritual energy of various abandoned magic weapons turned into something similar to A place of mirages.
Of course, it is not a real mirage. It just means that most of the time, this place is like a real mirage. It can be seen but cannot be touched, and you can only truly enter it at a certain time.
And this time is the Yellow Sky Mirage that occurs once every twelve years. "
"Then what are we going to do?" Lin Xiaolu continued to ask.
"In order to obtain the magic weapons left behind by the last three sects."
Perhaps because he was drunk, Tan Songlei became a bit tongue-tied and could not speak very smoothly:
"The Yellow Sky Mirage Tower has quite a few restrictions. Only young monks can enter. Then all the geniuses from the six major sects of the Righteous Path will go there. While snatching magic weapons from each other, we will see which sect's younger generation is the strongest. .”
"Oh~"
Lin Xiaolu gave a long response, and then instantly lost interest.
He is a warrior, and he cannot use magic weapons, so he is very disappointed with this yellow sky mirage.
Moreover, Tan Songlei said that those magic weapons were discarded by the last three sects.
This makes me look like a garbage picker, which makes my balls hurt just thinking about it, and I have no character at all.
Seeing that Tan Songlei was very drunk, Lin Xiaolu helped him up and took him to the street to eat a bowl of ramen.
After eating the noodles, the two teenagers said goodbye in the night street.
The two said to each other: There is a long way to go, and we will meet again in the future, which is quite a bit like the friendship between gentlemen.
Many years later, Tan Songlei, who has become the leader of Shushan, always couldn't help but sigh when he recalled the first time he saw Lin Xiaolu, and then smiled bitterly at the disciples of Shushan:
"The first time Wei Shi met "that person", he was thirteen years old. He took Wei Shi, who was fifteen years old at the time, to visit a brothel. Wei Shi even accidentally saw a prostitute and established the first establishment in his career as an immortal. A stain.
I was really young at that time, ignorant and fearless, with a longing for the road to immortality and the road to justice, but who would have thought that I would be like now, unable to control myself or my heart.
It’s better to be “that person”.
At least, he lived what he wanted to be. Even though he had walked out of half the world, he was still the same chivalrous and kind-hearted young man. "
