Beautiful woman:? ? ?
Hearing this strange request, the iconic smile on the beautiful woman's face froze slightly, but she soon realized that she felt that Lin Xiaolu was a Taoist priest and was thin-skinned. She was embarrassed to say that she wanted to visit a prostitute in front of so many people. .
"Don't worry, Taoist Master, we will definitely keep you well fed~"
After speaking meaningfully, she looked at Wu Guan again and asked with a smile: "Is this young master also here for dinner?"
Wu Gu's face was already so red that he was almost smoking. He hummed for a long time and whispered:
"The young monk comes to ferry people."
"Pfft~"
The girls around heard this and laughed out loud. The beautiful woman was also amused by the young monk. She smiled directly at the two charming young women beside her and said: "Dongyue Chunqin, serve the two young masters into the room." .”
"Okay mom, little master, please come with me~"
Then he hugged the excited Shuai Shuaiya and entered the magnificent restaurant with Wu Gu.
After walking through the long staircase in the hall, the two teenagers were taken to a greenhouse by two girls each. Lin Xiaolu shouted to Wu Kuai: "Wugu, please take care of her!"
Wugou also responded to him: "Donor little deer, don't worry, little monk will do his best."
These words made the two girls burst into laughter again.
Afterwards, Lin Xiaolu followed the girl named Chunqin into the room.
The layout of the room was pretty good, and the wine table had been prepared in advance. Lin Xiaolu didn't say a word. After entering the room, he was attracted by the food and started eating and drinking with Handsome Duck directly. Chunqin, the woman in charge of serving him, After seeing Lin Xiaolu's appearance, he didn't say anything. He smiled slightly and said:
"Is this your first time here, Taoist Master? Do you need me to give the little master a shoulder first?"
"No need, do you have any talents?" Lin Xiaolu asked while eating a chicken drumstick in one hand.
"In reply to the Taoist priest, the Nu family has been studying poetry, poetry, chess, calligraphy and painting since childhood, and they also know a little bit about music."
"Wow~ you know a lot." Lin Xiaolu said with a puffed face: "Then do somersaults for me first."
As soon as these words came out, Shuaishuai Duck, who was eating braised prawns in oil, immediately raised his head and looked at Lin Xiaolu with suspicious eyes.
Aren’t we here to visit prostitutes? What the hell is a somersault?
The girl named Chun Qin also felt bad after hearing this request and froze on the spot.
On the other side, the shy Wugou followed Dongyue into the room. Before he could calm down, Dongyue, who was wearing cool clothes, was about to come up and take off his clothes.
Wu Guo was startled and quickly raised his hand to stop: "Female donor, wait a minute!"
Dongyue pursed her lips and smiled, showing a look that was not surprised. She smiled charmingly and said: "Young master, don't be nervous. Judging from your appearance, this must be your first time here. The slave family will serve you well."
"No need to serve, the young monk is here to save the female benefactor."
Dongyue was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then she laughed from ear to ear. Her sweet laughter filled the whole room.
"Giggle, giggle~ I didn't expect that the little master is quite interesting."
She laughed for a while, then poured herself a glass of wine. After drinking it, she sat on the pink bed, her eyes were as charming as silk, and she softly whispered:
"Little master, how are you going to cross the slave family~"
Wugou pondered for a while, and then said: "Female donor, sit down cross-legged first, and the young monk will come to help you."
At the same time, in Lin Xiaolu's room, Lin Xiaolu was eating chicken legs while urging Chunqin who was doing crazy somersaults in front of him:
"Any faster, any faster, you won't be able to turn the wind, any faster."
The handsome duck looked on from the side and the whole duck was in bad shape, and he scolded himself in his heart for being such a bad brother and wasting all his natural resources!
At this moment, it has completely understood that his eldest brother has no idea what a brothel is for. He was just deceived into a brothel when he was a child and almost became a pedophile. From then on, he had a vague impression of the brothel. In his impression, prostitutes have to learn many talents from an early age and then play with their customers, so he really came to the prostitute to play with him and let the prostitute do somersaults to show him.
In addition, the reason why he brought Wu Kuan with him was because he simply felt that it was not interesting to play out on his own, and he wanted to find someone to play with.
At this moment, Shuai Shuai Ya was watching Lin Xiaolu explaining the essentials of somersaults to Chun Qin in a serious manner. The duck's eyes twitched as he watched, wishing he could hit him to death.
"The flexibility of your waist is pretty good, but you don't have enough strength. You can't hold it up after turning your arms a few times. This won't work. You need to exercise more." Lin Xiaolu commented seriously.
After turning dozens of somersaults in a row, dripping with sweat and out of breath, Chunqin fell on the velvet blanket, her face full of helplessness. She raised her bright little face and said coquettishly to Lin Xiaolu: "Taoist priest, let's get down to business. , I’m so tired~”
"There's no rush. I drank a few bowls of ice powder before I came here, so I'm not very hungry yet."
The young man who understood "doing business" as eating said: "Let's do this. I'll show you some somersaults. You have to remember the essentials of the movements. After the demonstration, I will take the test."
After saying that, he didn't wait for Chunqin to stop him, and he turned somersaults in the room, laughing loudly while doing so: "How is it? Do you want to do it? I'm asking you if you can do it! That's it! Call it a somersault! Ho ho ho ho ho~"
"Knowing the illusion is the moment you get rid of it. There is no need to pretend to be inconvenient. When you get rid of the illusion, you are awakened. There is no gradual process.
Does the female donor know what this Zen saying means? "
In another conservatory, Wugou was talking about Buddhism to the confused Dongyue on the bed with a gentle look on his face.
Dongyue sat cross-legged on the bed with a look of despair on her face, so Wugou patiently explained to her:
"This Zen saying means that if you know that these are all illusions, then these illusions will naturally stay away and there is no need to practice. If you have a persistent heart and have not forgotten it even though you know it is an illusion, you must practice hard."
After saying that, Wugou said to Dongyue with a sincere face: "Female donor, have you...enlightened?"
Dongyue looked at the serious little monk in front of her, trembling her red lips a few times, and for a long time, two lines of pure tears fell silently.
What kind of guest is this? What a sin!
When he saw her crying, Wugou immediately thought that she was moved by the great compassion of Buddhism. He immediately felt extremely relieved and praised:
"The female donor has great wisdom. Next, the young monk officially explains the Yan Hua Sutra to the female donor and saves the female donor from the sea of suffering."
After Dongyue heard this, her fragile nerves finally couldn't hold on and broke.
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"Hello, have you seen a little Taoist priest, a little monk, and a little duck?"
"Oh, sorry to bother you."
"Hello, have you seen a little Taoist priest, a little monk, and a little duck?"
"Oh, sorry to bother you."
On the bustling streets with people coming and going, Jiang Ning went around asking people about the whereabouts of Lin Xiaolu and Wu Kuai, with anxiety written all over her delicate face.
Shangguan Pomegranate, who had two little balls on his head, was very angry. He folded his arms and hummed: "They must have gone to do something fun and bad, and then they deliberately didn't take us with them. Hmm, it's really annoying." "
"how come."
Jiang Ning pulled Shangguan Pomegranate's pink arm and said with a smile: "Although Xiaolu is usually unruly, he is just a little playful at most, what bad things can he do."
After saying that, she continued to anxiously inquire about the two young men from passers-by. Not long after, there was actually a pastry stall owner who had met Lin Xiaolu and Wu Gu.
"The little Taoist priests and little monks you mentioned are quite young, about twelve or thirteen years old."
"Yes, uncle, have you seen where they went?" Jiang Ning asked in surprise.
The stall owner who was packaging the pastries moved his mouth and faced a magnificent restaurant in the distance:
"I saw it. They just entered Yangchun Baixue Tower together."
Fourteen-year-old Jiang Ning was stunned after hearing this. Where is Yangchun Baixue Tower?
