"Handsome duck, tell me how you know so many things about the world of immortality."
At night, Lin Xiaolu lay on the warm eiderdown quilt and asked, holding the duck in his arms.
"Brother, I'm sorry that I lied to you." The handsome duck stopped pretending and said directly with a bitter face:
"Actually, I didn't eat the mysterious beads two years ago, but two hundred years ago."
Lin Xiaolu:......
Damn it, a duck is actually bigger than me!
He suddenly felt a pain in his head. He had not beaten Huadie during the day and it was enough to make his head explode. At night, his head was exploded again by his little brother.
And now Wugou is also showing off his cards. His master, Zen Master Wuxin, is an old acquaintance of his boss. When they were young, they often discussed Buddhist and Taoist concepts together. Therefore, his master is very awesome. How awesome is he? He was so awesome that when his boss beat his master, he felt like he was beating Tathagata Buddha!
This is simply terrifying, isn’t it? Tathagata Buddha! Who can do this? Well, my boss did it, and it is said that the thief was so happy when he was slapped that he couldn't help but recite poems and sing songs when he got emotional.
"Brother, I really didn't mean to lie to you on purpose." Under the quilt, Handsome Duck screamed with a mournful face: "Didn't I always want to escape when you bought me back? I just thought that what I said was useless, so you just You will let me go, who would have thought that you are so awesome, the boss will be Li Mingru."
"Then besides being able to speak human language, do you have any other skills?"
"It's really gone."
The handsome duck shouted: "I really can only speak human language. I swear, if I, the handsome duck, have any other ability besides being able to speak human language, let all the feathers on my body fall off." Become as naked as you, as ugly as you."
Lin Xiaolu:……(｡ì _ í｡)
That night, the screams of Handsome Duck kept coming from Lin Xiaolu's room until late at night.
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The next day, Lin Xiaolu's body recovered a little when he got up. He still got up very early and had already formed a habit. Of course, he would definitely not be able to exercise today. In the battle with Huadie, he used all he had learned throughout his life. , use all means. And Huadie is also really rich, with as many magic weapons as rice in a vat, as if all the magic ways in the world belong to her family. Fortunately, she is strong enough, and in the end, she fights with both sides, and no one gets any advantage.
After looking at the handsome duck lying softly on the bed, Lin Xiaolu stood up alone and washed himself with a dust-cleansing pill.
The dust-cleansing pill was also given by Huadie. Last night, she expressed that she wanted to join her small team and escort Jiang Ning together, so he charged her some entry fees. It was not much, and the miscellaneous items added up to it was just a jade bracelet.
Hmm... There are eight large boxes in the bracelet, each of which can fit itself in.
After washing up, the boy wandered out of the guest room. He couldn't exercise today, but he could walk. After all, he had developed a habit since he was a child and it was uncomfortable even if he didn't move.
It was still very early at this time, and the inn lobby was empty, but when Lin Xiaolu walked past Wugou's door, he could still hear the sound of Wugou chanting sutras and knocking on wooden fish.
He found that Wugou was different from other immortal cultivators. Other immortal cultivators would practice hard for immortality, but Wugou didn't seem to care much about immortality and spent most of his time reciting sutras every day. Lin Xiaolu couldn't understand , What’s the point of reciting sutras? You just have to memorize them all. You have to memorize them over and over again every day. It’s really strange. Is it possible that you can still memorize a flower?
But he didn't bother Wugou. Everyone has his own ambitions, not to mention that Wugou was one of his own, so he could only pamper her, otherwise what else could he do? You can't just rush in and stuff him with two bricks.
After going downstairs and strolling around the lobby of the inn, Lin Xiaolu leisurely went to the backyard of the inn. As soon as he reached the backyard, he heard a cold and stern shout.
In the mud in the backyard of the inn, Jiang Ning was wearing a dark red training uniform, with a red ribbon tied to her long hair, hanging down to her waist. She looked very capable, and at this moment, she was putting on the mysterious black Holding the cloth bag in his hand, the tiger dances straight into the wind with astonishing momentum.
Lin Xiaolu was a martial arts fanatic, so he watched Jiang Ning dance with interest.
He looked at it for a while and was a little surprised. Jiang Ning was really good at it. Although he didn't understand spear and stick skills, he could still see that Jiang Ning's martial arts were not just showy, because every time she used her strength, she was very standard. She was hacked. The long spear wrapped in cloth is also very stable to hold, and it does not shake at all whether it is chopping, sweeping, stabbing, blocking, stabbing, etc. This is difficult to achieve without long-term practice.
If an ordinary person without training holds a sword and stabs straight with his hand, the blade of the sword will shake unnaturally in the air, and it is easy for the stab to be crooked or inaccurate. This is because the muscles are not under control. Twitching and convulsing, but the spear in Jiang Ning's hand, which was more difficult to control than the sword, did not appear at all, so her marksmanship showed that she had practiced hard for many years.
As the saying goes, insiders know the rules and laymen see the excitement. Lin Xiaolu, who has been practicing martial arts since childhood, can tell at a glance that Jiang Ning's kung fu is not weak. Of course, she has never used animal blood, so she can't compare with herself, but her martial arts skills are not inferior. For a royal general like Uncle Zhang Yong, this is indeed not easy for a princess.
"drink!"
In the courtyard, the girl let out a crisp scream, turned around and swung the gun head backwards under the combination of man and gun, swung her long ponytail with the red ribbon, and thrust out a fast and accurate carbine in a heroic manner.
"Aning, you are so good with your gun!" Lin Xiaolu couldn't help but exclaimed when he saw this scene.
Jiang Ning was startled by the boy's sudden voice. She had just finished dancing, and there was still a layer of crystal sweat on her smooth forehead. There were also two blushes on both sides of her cheeks, making her look very... cute:
"You want to die. You can't even walk without making a sound. Lin Xiaolu, why are you peeking at me practicing!"
"What's the point? We are so familiar with each other, let's see what's going on." Lin Xiaolu put his pockets in his pockets and shook his short legs.
When Jiang Ning heard this, the blush on her face instantly spread to her ears. She didn't dare to look at him, so she could only proudly raise her eyes to the sky with her little hands behind her back, pretending not to care and humming softly: "I'm not ashamed. , who is familiar with you."
"Huh? Don't we know each other well?" The young man asked confused.
Jiang Ning was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, looked at his body and asked softly: "How is your injury?"
"It's not bad. I've almost recovered. I think I'll be able to do somersaults in a few days."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu looked at her curiously and asked: "Aning, why did you get up to practice today? You have never been so diligent before."
After asking the question, before Jiang Ning could reply, Lin Xiaolu showed a look of sudden realization and guessed: "Do you think that Wu Gu, me, and the new Hua Butterfly have too powerful backgrounds?" , and then you feel stressed?"
"how come."
Jiang Ning rolled her eyes at him: "The stronger your background strength, the greater my hope of dealing with the Yun Bone Sect in the future, okay?"
"And I, a mere mortal, can actually have so many great friends. I'm so happy that it's not too late."
"Hehe, that's true."
Lin Xiaolu put his hands on his hips and laughed very confidently: "Aning, I don't think we need to go to your uncle's place. We can go directly to the location of Yun Gu Sect, break into their lair, and then let Wu Gu, Hua Die and I report ourselves one by one. At the door of our house, let the monks from the Yun Bone Sect line up to call you daddy."
"No, no, no." Jiang Ning waved her hands decisively.
"Why not?" Lin Xiaolu wondered: "My boss is Li Mingru, Huadie's father is the leader of the demonic world, and Wu Gu's master is also very powerful. He can scare them to tears."
"You're stupid." Jiang Ning, who was quick-thinking, glared at him angrily and said:
"Shangguan is only twelve years old, younger than you. She is crazy and has no brains, and you have no brains either. If you think about it carefully, she met us when she came to China. What if she met a certain righteous sect? , like what Quanzhen did, and then she ran to Quanzhen and shouted: My father is Shangguan Sheng! What do you think Quanzhen will do?"
Lin Xiaolu frowned and thought for a moment when he heard this, and then his eyes suddenly stared.
Although he had little experience, he was not stupid. He reacted as soon as Jiang Ning reminded him.
Just like Jiang Ning said, although his boss is an orthodox monk, he is different from other orthodox monks. He has a good relationship with Huadie's father and has borrowed his father's books, but this does not mean that other orthodox monks She has a good relationship with her father.
How did you say that? Since ancient times, good and evil have not existed at all!
And as the biological daughter of the demon leader, Hua Die would be so foolish as to go to a certain righteous sect and claim her family name, what would happen?
It is estimated that he will be killed or captured alive on the spot!
In the clean courtyard, Jiang Ning saw that he had reacted and continued:
"There is also little Master Wugou. He has never mentioned his master's powerful past before. He only talked about some Buddhist principles, which shows that Little Master Wugou doesn't want to brag about his master at all. You can't tell this, right?"
Lin Xiaolu:......
He opened his mouth, unable to refute for a while, so he could only ask awkwardly:
"Well, then there's still me. I can scare the shit out of them if I tell them my boss's name, right?"
"you?"
Jiang Ning was a little dumbfounded and shook her head helplessly: "Xiaolu, yesterday you told the officer that your master was Li Mingru. Didn't you see her reaction?"
Lin Xiaolu:......
Jiang Ning folded her arms and taught the young man in front of her like a child:
"Although Shangguan is unruly and willful, he is actually very shallow and simple. You told her that your boss was Li Mingru, and she almost didn't believe it. Do you expect those big monks to believe it? Only Wu Gu and I are familiar with you. I won’t believe you until I do it.”
After saying that, she folded her arms and said, "Let's just go to my uncle's place honestly and don't think about it."
