"Brother Lu, this is the gift I prepared for you."
Tangyuan giggled and threw the sack on his back to the ground. When he opened it, it was filled with dense black pills.
Hiss~
Looking at the full sack of pills, everyone present felt a little numb, even Li Miaoxin was slightly surprised.
Lin Xiaolu looked at the clever young man in front of him in horror. He was too scared to say anything and hesitated whether to use him to practice his sword.
"What kind of elixirs are these... of yours?"
He decided to give Tangyuan another chance and did not draw the knife immediately.
"Brother Lu, I asked my master. My master was trying to coerce me again. Oh no, he was trying to persuade me with good words. I went to ask the master. I learned that Brother Lu was going down the mountain to seek martial arts, so I made preparations. These."
As Tang Yuan spoke, with the surrounding children watching, he took out three black pills from the bag and proudly introduced:
"There are only three types of elixirs in this. They are very useful and can save lives at critical moments."
"Oh?" Lin Xiaolu looked at the three round balls curiously.
The glutinous rice balls are not ink-stained, so I picked up one and started to introduce it: "This kind can make you have diarrhea immediately after eating it, and it can turn into shit even if you don't have shit."
Lin Xiaolu:......
other people:……
"What the hell is the use of this!" Lin Xiaolu yelled angrily after a brief moment of sluggishness: "You can turn into shit even if you don't have shit yet. Are you afraid that I will be hungry on the way? Do you know you are so smart?"
Tangyuan was startled when he saw Lin Xiaolu getting angry, and quickly explained: "Brother Lu, this is how this elixir is used. Listen to me explain to you. If you encounter a very powerful enemy, just take it." With this elixir, you will have diarrhea, but this diarrhea will not come from your butt."
"Where did that come from?" Dongfangdan asked curiously.
Tangyuan grinned and smiled proudly: "From the pores."
Everyone:……(•'╻'• )
"Think about it, when many people were about to beat Brother Lu, Brother Lu suddenly trembled, showing an evil and maniacal smile, and then the next second he was covered in shit. Who would dare to get close to Brother Lu at that time? I I guess even Nascent Soul could be scared away, he doesn’t have to be too awesome.”
Everyone in the field was stunned, and Li Miaoxin immediately covered her mouth and almost vomited.
Are all children today so good at playing? too crazy!
At this moment, Lin Xiaolu was stunned as he listened to Tangyuan's introduction, while Tangyuan asked him with a happy face: "Brother Lu, do you like such a good elixir?"
Lin Xiaolu looked at the glutinous rice balls. After a moment, he suddenly grabbed his hair and shouted like crazy: "I'm going to kill you today! Don't even live!"
"Ahhhhhh help!"
Tang Yuan screamed in fear, turned around and ran away with his short legs.
Everyone also tried to dissuade the angry Lin Xiaolu, and finally managed to calm him down.
"Tangyuan, the price of this elixir is too high. I'm covered in shit. I can't even imagine what it's like."
Chen Nianyun said to the runny-nosed boy: "And many monks have long-range attack magic. If someone is far away and uses magic to hit you, what should you do?"
"It's time to use my second pill."
Tangyuan's nose was dripping with snot, and he glanced at Lin Xiaolu whose chest was heaving violently, fearing that he would beat him, so he quickly took out the second pill.
"Brother Lu, this elixir is specifically for long-range spiritual magic. After you take it, Brother Lu, you will have the ability to escape for a short period of time, and you can escape when the time comes."
Everyone:……(•'╻'• )
In the field, several children couldn't hold on anymore. They covered their mouths and ran to the side and vomited. Even as strong as Chen Nianyun, they felt a little sick, their stomachs were churning, and they were extremely uncomfortable.
Tangyuan didn't seem to notice their reaction, and continued to boast: "Brother Lu, think about it, you use the first pill and the second pill together, first automatically spray shit, and then use the shit escape technique, The enemy will definitely be caught off guard. Not to mention the Dan-Jie realm, the Nascent Soul realm will probably be confused when they see it."
"I don't want to catch others off guard right now, I just want to hit you!"
Lin Xiaolu gritted his teeth and finished speaking, then looked at the glutinous rice balls in front of him with snot in his nose and those intelligent cross-eyed eyes, and suddenly felt a little tired.
He sighed with difficulty, stepped forward and patted his strategist on the shoulder.
"Tang Yuan, it was Brother Lu who was wrong. Brother Lu was still too young back then. He had too much eyesight to see the mountains. His mistake caused eternal hatred. I let a genius like you become my military advisor who convinced the people with virtue. I don't blame you. , if I have to blame, I can only blame myself.”
After speaking, he asked feebly: "What is the last pill? As long as it is not related to shit, you can tell me."
"Brother Lu, the last one has nothing to do with shit."
Tang Yuan took out the last elixir and said with a smile: "This elixir is my latest work. Although I haven't completely researched it yet, it has begun to bear fruit. Brother Lu, you can give it a try. This is an easy elixir." Rong Dan!”
Disguise?
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaolu and other children, including Li Miaoxin, were slightly surprised, and they all looked at the pill in Tangyuan's hand in disbelief.
"Okay, Tang Yuan, you can even master disguise? That's awesome."
"Not bad, not bad, finally I have one that can be used."
Lin Xiaolu was also very surprised. He patted Tang Yuan on the shoulder happily and said with a smile: "Okay Tang Yuan, you finally did something big."
After saying that, he asked: "How can this thing be disguised?"
Tangyuan was praised at this moment, and he felt a little proud. He took the elixir in a showy way and said: "After eating this elixir, you can make yourself handsome, and your appearance changes with your thoughts. For example, Brother Lu, after you eat it, you can use a mirror. Then use your mind to adjust your appearance in the mirror.”
"Damn it, this is so awesome!" the children exclaimed.
"It's really cool. It can make you look more handsome, and it can also be used to escape. It has so many uses."
"That's right. When the time comes, you can disguise yourself in various ways, and everyone in the world can go there."
The children surrounded the glutinous rice balls one by one and begged: "Brother Yuan, please give me two too."
"Brother Yuan, I want it too. I want it too. I also want to be handsome."
"Hahaha, don't worry, everyone, everything is available."
Everyone was very interested in Yi Rong Dan. Even Chen Nianyun was a little excited after hearing this, and asked curiously: "Tang Yuan, does this thing have any side effects?"
"I've tried it, and there are no side effects. There is just a small restriction." Tangyuan said with a smile.
Lin Xiaolu took the elixir, observed it carefully, and asked casually: "What are the restrictions?"
"Hehe, it's nothing. I just use this elixir to make myself handsome. It can only be used in places where no one is around. It will automatically fail when there are people."
Everyone:? ? ?
In the field, everyone was silent for a while, and there was silence.
Tangyuan looked at everyone belatedly, scratched his head, blinked his cross-eyed eyes and wondered: "Why are you not talking?"
…
…
It was not until noon that Lin Xiaolu left Emei in the farewell of Senior Sister Miaoxin and all his friends. There were many people seeing him off, and many of them had tears in their eyes. They urged him to come back early.
Tangyuan was also there, but his nose was gone, replaced by two lines of nosebleeds, his clothes were gone, he was only wearing underpants, and there was a line of large characters written on his stomach.
The wisdom of military advisors will be passed down through the ages - Lin Xiaolu!
At the gate of the mountain, Lin Xiaolu, who was carrying a small cloth bag, waved to everyone and said goodbye to everyone.
After that, everyone watched him go away until the little figure completely disappeared at the end of the horizon.
After Lin Xiaolu was far away, he finally couldn't help but turned around and glanced back at the towering Nine Veins and Ten Peaks, then sniffed and smiled:
Goodbye, Emei...
