I saw that the vast hall of Miaoyufang was full of black-clad thugs screaming and wailing in pain, lying in various directions, and many of them were hanging in various places.
In the center of the field, Lin Xiaolu was riding on the back of a fat woman who was crying for her father and mother. While patting her head with her little hand, she muttered: "Make you crazy, make you crazy, make you crazy." "
Chen Nianyun ran into Miaoyufang. Because there were so many black-clothed thugs lying there, he couldn't even put his foot down. He could only be as careful as possible not to step on them.
"Little deer, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaolu, who was in the mood for filming, saw Chen Nianyun coming and said casually: "I'm bullying people."
After saying that, he continued to pat the fat woman's head. Each time, the force was not too strong, just enough to make her scream.
Chen Nianyun was dumbfounded. He looked at the brothel that looked like it had been robbed by bandits, and asked in surprise: "Why did you bully them?"
"This big fat woman wants to see my butt!" Lin Xiaolu puffed up her face angrily: "My butt is so valuable, can she just look at it if she wants to?"
Chen Nianyun:......
Feeling a headache, he picked up the guy and said angrily: "How did I hear that you are the one who wants to sell your ass?"
"How can it be!"
Lin Xiaolu jumped three feet high after hearing this: "I came to see what the prostitute does and I stopped by to eat. The people here said you can eat for free."
Chen Nianyun came back to his senses when he saw him saying this. This guy in love didn't even know what child molestation meant.
"Then, why did you beat so many people?" He said angrily, "Let's see if Senior Sister Tang Xin doesn't beat you up when she gets back."
"Don't worry, I control my strength very well. These people were just knocked unconscious." Lin Xiaolu hummed with his hands on his hips.
Chen Nianyun was also helpless. Without talking nonsense to this guy, he dragged him out of the gate of Miaoyufang and rushed away from the crowd.
"You can explain it to Senior Sister Tang Xin yourself later. Senior Sister Tang Xin has given you countless warnings, but you still run around blindly. Senior Sister will definitely punish you this time."
Two children walked on the brick street, talking to each other as they walked.
"Am I afraid of her?"
Turning the corner of a street, Lin Xiaolu rolled his eyes and boasted: "I don't want to be like her. It's not like you don't know how awesome I am."
Chen Nianyun curled his lips when he heard this. He was eleven years old. He was not a kid like Dongfang Dan and Tangyuan, so he naturally didn't believe Lin Xiaolu's lies.
The two little guys were walking through the crowded lantern streets. There were colorful lanterns hanging above their heads, which were extremely beautiful. As they walked, Chen Nianyun suddenly glanced at Lin Xiaolu and asked:
"Actually, I've always wanted to ask, are you really not able to become an immortal? Have you been practicing martial arts?"
"What? You look down on martial arts practitioners too?" Lin Xiaolu raised his face and clenched his fists. As long as this guy dared to say yes, he was ready to give him an iron fist of love.
"Of course not." Chen Nianyun said in a calm voice: "My family runs an escort agency, and my father is a warrior."
Lin Xiaolu was stunned for a moment when he heard this. He looked at Chen Nianyun in surprise. He didn't expect that this guy actually had an escort at home.
In the lantern-filled streets with people coming and going, Chen Nianyun and Lin Xiaolu introduced their home while walking.
Their family is from a bodyguard family, and the elders in the family all want to practice martial arts. He originally wanted to embark on the path of a martial artist, but something happened along the way, so he joined the Emei sect and abandoned martial arts to become an immortal.
As he was speaking, he suddenly stopped, looked left and right, and then coughed awkwardly:
"Although I am a cultivator, I am only eleven years old after all, and I have been listening to your bragging along the way, so it makes sense that I am lost now, right?"
When Lin Xiaolu heard this, he immediately glared at him, pouted and said:
"waste."
Chen Nianyun:......
On the street, two lost street boys bought two bunches of sugar syrup and licked them as they continued walking. Chen Nianyun said confidently: "Although I'm lost, my general direction is unmistakable. We can ask around along the way." .”
Lin Xiaolu stuffed the whole bunch of candy into his mouth and asked with bulging cheeks: "I shouldn't believe your lies, but you are becoming more and more human-like now, which makes me embarrassed to bully you."
"bully me?"
Chen Nianyun glared and said: "You can pull me down. Do you know how lucky you were to win the last test? If I hadn't underestimated the enemy and didn't have time to use the dusk snow whisk, you would have died long ago."
"Why are you bragging to your father here?" Lin Xiaolu shouted unconvinced: "Your master gave you the spirit sword, and you also have that magic weapon, the Vajra Bowl. If you didn't have these, I would have beaten the shit out of you. ”
Chen Nianyun blushed and retorted with wide eyes: "I am a sword cultivator, don't I need to speak like a sword?"
"Then you are three years older than me. If you were as old as me, you would be dead long ago."
"you."
"What are you! You're a guy who can run two miles without wiping your butt after taking a shit. I don't even bother to talk to you."
After saying that, Lin Xiaolu held the candy in his mouth and turned his head proudly while holding his little hands.
Chen Nianyun was so angry at this guy that he almost lost his sweet taste. His face turned red, and a green light flashed in his hand. He took out a spiritual sword from the ring and stared at him angrily.
When Lin Xiaolu saw that this guy was wielding his sword, he lifted up his Taoist robe at him with disdain, exposing his white and tender belly and pushing it forward.
"Stupid Chen Er, don't say I won't give you a chance, come on, stab me."
"Come on, let me see your courage. Stab me. Don't just hold the sword and don't move. Aren't you tired?"
"Come on, come on, stab me. I'm awesome and handsome. I'm young and want to stab me!"
Seeing Lin Xiaolu's naughty look, Chen Nianyun's angry little face turned as red as a monkey's ass and glared at him. Then he put down the spirit sword, picked up the spirit sword again, put down the spirit sword again, and picked up the spirit sword again. Got the spirit sword...
In the lively and bustling Huadeng Street, the two little guys finished their quarrel and continued to find their way along the flow of people. Lin Xiaolu swaggered straight ahead while humming:
"Nian Yun, I gave you a chance but you didn't use it, hey~"
Chen Nianyun's cheeks bulged with anger, and his voice was filled with anger: "The upper limit of martial arts training is too low, you will definitely not be able to beat me in the future."
"Tch~" Lin Xiaolu rolled his eyes and said, "Are you so confident that you can tell my fortune?"
"My father is a warrior, I know it in my heart."
Chen Nianyun said seriously: "Before I came to Emei at the age of eight, my father and uncles would take me with them every time they went out as escorts, so I have seen many warriors."
Lin Xiaolu glanced at him and thought, no wonder this guy knows how to run so well, it turns out there is this story.
In Huadeng Street, Chen Nianyun continued to hum: "Do you know how I came to Emei?"
"How do I know if you don't tell me?" Lin Xiaolu said while licking the syrup.
Chen Nianyun choked for a moment, and continued walking while talking to himself: "It's not that I look down on you, but I am very aware of the gap between warriors and immortal cultivators. When I was eight years old, my father took me out as usual. The escort wanted me to learn more so that I could inherit the family business, but when I passed a hill, I encountered a demonic monk."
Lin Xiaolu was stunned when he heard this, and looked at the two idiots in surprise.
"Then what?"
