The children happily caught the goldfish, and after a while, a child suddenly raised his hand in surprise: "I'll go, look at Brother Lu!"
All the children looked behind them one after another, and then shouted in surprise: "Wow~ He really deserves to be Brother Lu!"
Tang Xin was startled and quickly turned around to look.
In the spacious lawn behind them, Lin Xiaolu and Dongfang Dan climbed onto the tortoise shell of the golden tortoise at some point. Lin Xiaolu even stood on the tortoise shell yelling: "Come on! Kill!" "
Tang Xin was startled, her eyebrows stood up and she shouted angrily: "Lin Xiaolu, come down here quickly! You are going to die!"
After saying that, she jumped into the air, flew onto the turtle's shell, grabbed Dongfang Dan and Lin Xiaolu and pulled them down.
"You two are going to die!" Tang Xin scolded fiercely, without the gentleness of before.
Lin Xiaolu looked unconvinced: "Rakshasa hag, why are you stopping me? I want to ride the big bastard."
"I'm riding you like a ghost." Tang Xin grabbed Lin Xiaolu's ears and said, "Can you please give me some peace of mind after messing around every day?"
After scolding these two idiots, Tang Xin asked them to stay with other children and not to leave her sight again.
The morning passed quickly, and at noon, Tang Xin led the children to eat in Tongyao's dining hall.
In the wing, more than twenty children gathered around a large round table, chattering and eating. There were so many children that the entire wing was noisy, giving Tang Xin a headache.
Xiao Yu'er was holding the fish tank, in which there were two small goldfish, one red and one gold, swimming happily in the bathtub. She smiled at Lin Xiaolu and said, "Brother, shall we give these two goldfish a name?"
Dongfang Dan on the side suggested while chewing a big chicken leg: "How about calling them Xiaohong and Xiaojin?"
"Brother Dan, you are too vulgar." A child with a runny nose and cross-eyed eyes suggested: "I think Xiao Yu'er, as the second boss of our Moral Conqueror Gang, the pets he raises should also have some A very high-quality name.”
"Then what do you call it?" Dongfang Dan asked.
"How about calling it Red Thunderbolt or Golden Lightning?"
"Thunderbolt?" Lin Xiaolu pondered for a moment, then waved his hand: "Not bad! Just call them these two names."
After speaking, he looked at the child and praised: "I didn't expect you to be quite smart. What's your name?"
"Hehe, back to Brother Lu, I am a disciple of the Yaoyuan lineage, and my name is Tang Hanqing." The child said respectfully.
"Hmm~" Lin Xiaolu nodded old-fashionedly, with relief on his face: "I didn't expect that when we were just established, we would have such a wise person, Tang Hanqing!"
"exist!"
"From today on, you will be my military advisor to the gang with virtue. I hope you will continue to make suggestions for the gang in the future!"
The child was overjoyed when he heard this. He shook his nose and said excitedly: "Thank you, Brother Lu, for giving me this opportunity. I will definitely make suggestions for the gang and never betray your trust!"
The other children also clasped their fists to express their congratulations to Tang Hanqing. They were all full of respect for him, making the child so beautiful that his nose was filled with snot.
At the dinner table, Tang Xin held her chin and looked helplessly at the silly child with a runny nose and cross-eyed eyes.
This kid doesn't look like he's intelligent at first sight, does he? He is also a military advisor, but he is just another fool.
Alas~ But you can't blame Lin Xiaolu. The average age of these children is less than eight years old, and their IQs are not very high. They are indeed the best among the dwarves.
After lunch, a group of children went to the Spiritual Beast Valley again, playing around and running around screaming.
The group of more than 20 people became divided into twos and threes. Those looking at hippos looked at hippos, and those looking at lions looked at lions. It was very lively for a while.
And Lin Xiaolu, Dongfang Dan, and Tang Hanqing, three senior leaders of the Morality-based Gang were squatting together for a meeting to study how to carry forward the Morality-based Gang.
As for the location of their meeting, it was a donkey farm.
Outside the rows of fences, donkeys with black bodies and white faces were protruding their big heads from the fence, staring at the three children in front of them. The three children squatted in a circle on the grass and expressed their opinions seriously. Opinion.
Tang Hanqing had a runny nose and suggested with cross-eyed eyes: "Brother Lu, I think that if we want to develop a gang, we need to find a stable way to make a fortune first. The current protection fees collected are too little."
"Yes, Brother Lu." Dongfang Dan agreed: "Now that most of the students in the school have joined us, we can only accept people from the Spirit Sword lineage for protection fees, which is too few."
Lin Xiaolu also nodded when he heard this.
Tang Hanqing said: "I think we can accept the outer disciples. The inner disciples are older than us and we can't bully them. But the outer disciples are different. Although they are older than us, they are all afraid of us."
"This won't work." Lin Xiaolu objected directly: "Outer disciples already have a harder life, so it's not appropriate to charge them protection fees. I don't bully the weak."
Tang Hanqing was surprised: "Brother Lu, we are a gang. If you don't bully the weak, who will you bully?"
Lin Xiaolu raised his little nose: "Whoever is strong will bully whomever."
Dongfangdan's fat face was confused: "Then who is stronger?"
"Brothers and sisters are strong."
"Then can we bully them?"
"Can't be bullied."
"Yes, what should we do?"
For a time, the three gang cadres were in a dilemma.
Tang Hanqing, the dog-headed strategist, pondered hard for a while, then suddenly his cross-eyed eyes lit up, and he suggested in surprise: "How about we go trick people."
"Tricking people?" Lin Xiaolu wondered: "How to trick people?"
Tang Hanqing smiled "hehe": "Brother Lu, you know that I am from the Yaoyuan lineage, right?"
"I know." Lin Xiaolu nodded.
"Then does Brother Lu know what the Yaoyuan lineage does?"
Lin Xiaolu was stunned and shook his head hesitantly. He really didn't know this.
Tang Hanqing looked at Dongfang Dan again: "Does Brother Dan know?"
Dongfang Dan also shook his head, saying that he didn't know.
Tang Hanqing smiled "hehe" and explained to them with snot hanging from his nose: "Our main purpose of the Yaoyuan lineage is to learn the principles of various spiritual herbs, and then master the branching methods of alchemy. I am not very talented, and I can already practice some basics. We can use these elixirs to trick people."
Lin Xiaolu was quite interested when he heard it, and curiously asked: "What kind of elixir can you make?"
Tang Hanqing smiled showily: "I once learned to refine the Heart Condensation Pill with my senior brother. This is a pill used to help people focus on practice. It is the most basic elixir. At that time, I refined ten pills in total, and eight of them were useless. Although the remaining two have been refined, there are some minor problems."
"What's the problem?" Dongfangdan asked curiously.
"You will develop hemorrhoids after eating one of them." Tang Hanqing said, gesturing with his little fist: "Hemorrhoids will probably be this big!"
"Hiss~" Lin Xiaolu and Dongfang Dan both covered their butts at the same time, their eyes filled with horror.
"There is another one that will make you feel like you are drunk. You will say whatever you ask, and you will tell the truth for three days straight."
An evil smile appeared on Tang Hanqing's little face: "We can find someone to act with us, trick people into saying that they accidentally obtained the magic elixir that can improve their cultivation, and then sell it at a high price."
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolu's eyes immediately lit up, and he pictured in his mind Chen Nianyun's fist-sized hemorrhoids after taking the pill.
Wow!
He excitedly patted Tang Hanqing on the shoulder and praised him profusely: "He is truly worthy of being the strategist who convinced the people with his virtue. He is really resourceful and terrifying!"
