"A cloud in the northwest Xuantian!"
"The crow fell into the flock of phoenixes!"
"The table is full of heroes!"
"Whoever is the king is the minister!"
Looking at the two children in front of him who were shouting at him with sticks, the corners of the middle-aged monk's mouth twitched slightly.
After all, he was also an elder of the Emei Zhaixing lineage, and now he was robbed by two little kids!
If other elders in the sect knew about this, they would be laughed at.
He patted his forehead and said, somewhat dumbfounded, "You two little friends, please make way for me."
"Stop talking nonsense and be sensible and hand over the silver, otherwise grandpa, the rolling pin in my hand will not recognize anyone!"
The middle-aged monk felt a little helpless listening to this immature child's voice.
The child in front of me looks like he is no more than seven years old, and he still has a runny nose!
I even imitate others by wearing a black eyepatch and pretending to be one-eyed. I really think I am a big thief.
He said angrily: "You two little kids, do you know who is here?"
"I don't care who you are!" The boy with a runny nose and an eyepatch hummed while holding a rolling pin: "Tell you, this is Winter Melon Village! I am the bloody-handed man who slaughters Lin Xiaolu, the tyrant of Winter Melon Village! I kill without blinking an eye!"
"That's right!" The little girl with pigtails and a red bellyband next to the boy said pretentiously: "My eldest brother is very fierce. He kills people every day. If he doesn't kill people for a day, he won't eat!"
"Yes, my mother used to beat me every day when she was still alive, but I wouldn't even eat when she beat me. I had to chop it all up before I could eat it. I'm just asking you if you're afraid!"
Middle-aged monk:......
Do these two children have any serious illness?
What the hell is this?
The middle-aged monk's name is Li Mingru, who is originally an elder of the Emei Zhai Xing lineage. Half an hour ago, his senior sister, the head of Emei, came to talk to him and said that he hid in the cave every day, drank, slept and read pornographic books, or else he went to She secretly watched the female elders of other branches take a shower and spent all day without learning, skills or practicing. As a result, the Star-Zhaing branch, the oldest among the nine branches of Emei, had no new disciples for twenty years.
So he was asked to go down the mountain to look for his disciples, and said there was no need to come back if he couldn't find them.
Li Mingru sighed in his heart at this moment. He met these two little babies as soon as he left Emei. In the words of his senior sister, this is called fate. Moreover, it has been almost half an hour since he left Emei. I think his senior sister must be relieved of her anger, right?
Women, there are always a few uncomfortable days every month~
If these two dolls are suitable, it would be a good idea to take them back for a business trip.
Thinking of this, he looked at the boy in front of him and asked, "Is your name Lin Xiaolu?"
"That's right!" the young man muttered, holding the rolling pin.
Li Mingru smiled and nodded, then looked at the little girl next to Lin Xiaolu.
"So, what's your name?"
"My name is Xiao Yu'er." The girl said crisply.
Li Mingru said "hmm", looked at the two dolls and continued to smile and asked: "Why are you here imitating people to block the road and rob?"
Lin Xiaolu's head jumped up and he hummed: "Because we are awesome!"
Li Mingru:......
He almost laughed out loud, this kid is really brave.
"Do your parents not care about you?" he continued to ask.
"Our parents passed away." Lin Xiaolu said: "We are professional gangsters in the village, especially me. I was nicknamed the No. 1 Bull of Winter Melon Village and slaughtered Lin Xiaolu with bloody hands!"
"That's right, my brother is the most ruthless person in Donggua Village. He kills countless flowers with his ruthless hands. He kills people every day when he wakes up." Xiao Yu'er shouted cutely from the side: "The storyteller uncle in the village also wrote a book specially for my brother. The title of this biography is "The Girls We Killed Together in Those Years"."
The childish words made Li Mingrulei's skin burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. His whole body felt bad after hearing it, and his eyelids twitched.
These two dolls are really talented.
But at the same time, he felt a little sad.
The world is unkind and treats all things like rotten dogs. These brothers and sisters are also treating the poor. Judging from their pretentious looks, maybe they are like this because they lost their parents at a young age and are afraid of being bullied.
Alas, it’s okay, it’s like I picked up two disciples for nothing, and I can take them back directly to deal with the head senior sister.
Thinking of this, he did not continue to beat around the bush, but directly smiled at the two brothers and sisters: "I, Li Mingru, am an elder of the Emei Zhaixing lineage. This time I saw that your brother and sister had a miserable life, so I am willing to accept you two as my disciples." , are you willing to come under my Emei family?"
"Pooh!"
Lin Xiaolu, who was wearing a one-eyed dragon eye patch and shaking his nose with two lines of water, pointed a rolling pin at him and cursed: "I'm just bragging. Let me tell you, I'm Lin Xiaolu."
Before the boy had finished speaking, Li Mingru suddenly flicked his sleeves and robe, and the next second, with a "Whoosh!", a strong wind rose around him, and the strong wind blew away Lin Xiaolu's one-eyed dragon eye mask that was used to scare people. .
The older brother and the younger brother were immediately frightened by the scene in front of them, and Li Mingru felt slightly embarrassed when he saw the fear on the faces of the two children.
It’s so cool to show off your spiritual power in front of mortals~
After a moment, he withdrew his spiritual power, and the strong wind dissipated instantly. In just a breath, it became calm and the spring light was bright, as if everything just now was an illusion.
"How is it? You know how powerful I am, right?" Li Mingru said with a smile.
Lin Xiaolu was petrified, his nose was blown all over his face, and Xiao Yu'er, who was only five years old, was even more frightened and knelt down with a "plop".
"Master God, please forgive me, Xiao Yu'er will never dare to do it again." The girl was so frightened that she kowtowed repeatedly, her childish voice filled with tears.
The older Lin Xiaolu was also trembling with fear, but he still suppressed the fear in his heart, opened his little hands to protect his sister, stared with big eyes, and yelled with a trembling voice: "You, what are you going to do? !
Everything was done by me, Lin Xiaolu, alone, and it has nothing to do with my sister. It does not bring harm to my family. If anything happens to you, come to me. If I, Lin Xiaolu, frown, I will not be massacred with bloody hands! "
"Pfft~"
Li Mingru almost laughed out loud when he heard this. This doll was quite interesting. He looked at the boy who was still protecting his sister even though his legs were shaking with fear, and there was a hint of appreciation in his eyes.
Well, he has a good character and is a good brother.
Li Mingru put his hands behind his back and smiled as if he were a worldly expert: "Lin Xiaolu, Pindao intends to accept you two brothers and sisters as his disciples and join the Emei sect together. Are you willing?"
Seeing that he really didn't want to hurt himself and his sister, the boy calmed down slightly, then looked at him with a strange expression on his face and said, "You mean, you want us to hang out with you?"
"Ahem." Li Mingru almost choked to death.
Damn it, you should be a great Immortal of Emei and recruit disciples, but this little guy said it was like recruiting a disciple from a gang.
He glared angrily: "Pindao wants to accept you as his disciples!"
"Oh~" The boy blinked his big wise eyes.
"So, you will be our boss from now on?"
Li Mingru:......
"It's not the boss, it's the master." Li Mingru corrected with a headache.
Damn, this bastard is awesome.
What's going on in his little head?
Does your family belong to a gang?
After complaining several times in his mind, he looked at the brother and sister and asked again: "From now on, you two will follow me to practice. Are you willing?"
Lin Xiaolu pulled up his sister who was still kneeling, then looked at the middle-aged monk in front of him, hesitated for a moment, and softly uttered his last question.
"Practice, can you have a full stomach?"
Li Mingru was stunned for a moment when he heard this question, his eyes trembled slightly, and then he laughed loudly. With a flick of his sleeves, the brother and sister turned into a white rainbow and shot straight into the sky...
