It is often said that people's potential is unlimited when they are in a hurry. Stimulated by the fear of being eaten by a wild boar, Dong Qiangqiang used his hands and feet to claw at the moss-covered tree trunk and jumped up in two strokes. Even he was surprised. He didn't expect that he could be so flexible while carrying so many things. It seemed that he was really anxious.
While he was grateful that the climbing and stepping skills he had learned when he was young had saved his life more than twenty years later, he dug at the tree trunk to find a higher and more stable place.
The wild boar thought it would be sure this time, but Dong Qiangqiang "flyed" up the tree as if he had wings. It couldn't control its speed and hit the tree with a "dong" sound like a runaway wild horse. In fact, a runaway wild horse may not necessarily run faster than an out-of-control wild boar, but the wild horse runs more elegant and handsome. When wild boars and wild horses are compared, the artistic conception is different.
The tree was shaken by the wild boar, and a few leaves fell leisurely from the branches.
Dong Qiangqiang did not dare to take it lightly and firmly grasped the tree trunk with both hands. The wild boar bumped into it a few more times unwillingly, but the tree only shook and did not collapse. The wild boar grunted and circled around the tree, seeming to figure out how to get up the tree.
Dong Qiangqiang rested for a while and saw that the wild boar under the tree had no intention of leaving. He sighed softly. It seemed that now the only thing he could do was ask the German police for help.
He took out his cell phone from his pocket, but was surprised to find that it had no signal, probably because it was too far away from the base station.
Dong Qiangqiang moved his mobile phone to several different positions on the tree. When he placed the mobile phone next to a raised bulge on the trunk, the mobile phone suddenly beeped twice, and there was a signal.
Dong Qiangqiang was overjoyed. Just as he was about to call the police, he suddenly heard a dull "dong" sound coming from underneath him. Then his body swayed and fell forward. He quickly balanced his body and grabbed the branch closest to him. At this moment, the wild boar launched a series of collisions.
In a panic, Dong Qiangqiang's hand shook and he lost his grip, causing the phone to fall straight down.
Dong Qiangqiang lay on the tree trunk, looked at the mobile phone in the mud, and sighed.
The wild boar saw that Dong Qiangqiang had not fallen, but a strange thing fell. It immediately pounced on it, first sniffed it, and then took a few bites with its teeth. When it found that it couldn't bite, it growled in dissatisfaction and walked away angrily.
The sun now got into the clouds again, and the surroundings became very quiet and peaceful.
Dong Qiangqiang felt a little hungry at this time. He opened his backpack and rummaged through the food he had brought.
He saw a jar of salt-and-pepper peanuts pressed under the vodka bottle. Just as he was about to reach for it, he suddenly remembered a cartoon he had watched when he was a child. In the film, an old man tricked a group of monkeys into drinking in order to get back his own hat. After the monkeys got drunk, he successfully retrieved the goods and crossed the Monkey Mountain.
Suddenly an idea flashed in his mind: Although the wild boar is not a monkey and cannot take the initiative to drink wine, can he follow the gourd's example and trick the wild boar into drinking?
He was not sure whether the wild boar was still nearby, so he deliberately sang a song loudly to attract the wild boar's attention. Sure enough, before the song was finished, I saw a rustle in the grass near the tree.
The wild boar is indeed lurking nearby, how cunning it is!
Dong Qiangqiang later learned that pigs are not stupid at all. The IQ of wild boars is said to be higher than that of domestic pigs.
He took out the vodka from his backpack and looked at the logo carefully, only to see a huge 60% written on it. He unscrewed the cap of the wine bottle, carefully poured the wine onto a piece of bread, then broke the bread into two halves, first threw half under the tree, and then threw the other half near the grass.
As soon as the second loaf of bread was thrown next to the grass, the wild boar jumped out with a scratching sound, picked up the loaf of bread in one mouthful, raised its neck, and half of the loaf disappeared.
Maybe it smelled the wine, so it wandered around the tree half a circle and ate the first piece of bread.
Dong Qiangqiang estimated that even if he soaked the bread in wine and threw it down, he didn't know how long it would take for it to take effect.
He looked through his backpack again and found that there were three one-foot-long and one palm-sized silverbait in it. Maybe Tong Lele was afraid that Dong Qiangqiang wouldn't be able to take too many by himself, so he gave some to Lei Lanting and left a few more for him. he.
Dong Qiangqiang was very happy, it would be much easier to handle if there were fish.
He sat in a tree recess where the tree trunks intertwined. He first used a key to make a few one-centimeter-deep cuts on both sides of the fish's body. Then he poured the wine into his hand and carefully rubbed it on the fish. Later, he felt it was troublesome. , simply pour the wine directly on the fish. After confirming that the fish was covered with vodka, he poured a lot of wine into the fish's mouth because he was worried that there was too little wine.
After doing all this, he whistled loudly and threw the fish to the mud.
The wild boar originally wanted to ambush Dong Qiangqiang, but suddenly discovered the delicious food falling from the sky. It rushed out from the grass and sniffed the fish vigorously. While sniffing, it peeked at Dong Qiangqiang from time to time. Seeing that he was staring at it intently, it did not take advantage of the opportunity. He ran away and started eating with confidence.
While it was eating, Dong Qiangqiang processed the remaining fish in the same way and threw them to the ground one after another. Worried that the Four Fishes were not drunk enough, Dong Qiangqiang soaked half a bag of bread in wine and threw it on the ground.
The fish and bread were eaten quickly, and the boar seemed more energetic than before eating it. Dong Qiangqiang held the bottle and muttered, maybe Lao Maozi's wine wasn't strong enough. What if this pig is a wine putty? If I had known earlier, I might as well have brought more fish.
He simply soaked all the food and fruits in his backpack with vodka. When he saw that there was only a quarter of the wine left in the bottle, he felt a little relieved.
He threw all the food under the tree and watched the wild boar eat everything in a hurry.
Dong Qiangqiang on the tree prayed that the wild boar would fall down as soon as possible, and the wild boar under the tree prayed that the people on the tree could throw more food down.
Dong Qiangqiang hid in the recess of the tree, feeling a little sleepy. He patted his face with his hand and gently knocked his head on the tree trunk.
After staying in the tree for half an hour, Dong Qiangqiang looked down. It was quiet under the tree, without any movement.
Dong Qiangqiang threw down his wet coat, but the wild boar did not appear. He threw down his belt again and waited for a while, but the wild boar still didn't appear.
He curiously looked left and right on the tree, and suddenly saw a dark thing lying motionless in the grass not far away.
Dong Qiangqiang was suspicious, so he broke a branch and threw it hard, but the branch was too light and fell before it could reach the grass.
He took off one shoe and threw it at the wild boar. The shoe fell next to the wild boar, but the wild boar still didn't wake up. He threw another shoe, but the wild boar still didn't move.
Dong Qiangqiang carefully climbed down along the trunk of the tree. He first picked up the mobile phone on the ground and shook off the mud and dirty water on the mobile phone. Then he observed it for a few minutes before he had the courage to walk towards the wild boar.
The sunshine became better after the rain, and water vapor filled the surroundings of Dong Qiangqiang, as if fog suddenly appeared.
The wild boar in the grass seemed to move slightly, but Dong Qiangqiang's sight was obscured by the weeds and he saw nothing.
He was getting closer and closer to the boar.
