"You've talked so much, but are your arms okay at all?!" Chuuya crossed his arms. After listening to Dazai's exaggerated narrative, he quickly discovered the blind spot.
Dazai retracted his waving arms in embarrassment. He probably thought that the fight between him and Kunikida was too violent. After holding it in for a long time, he couldn't think of a perfect and smooth reply, so he could only silently turn his gaze to I.
After I received his signal, I immediately thought of how worried I was after seeing the injured Dazai. Suddenly he felt that it was good if he didn't fight Dazai with Chuuya, so he lowered his head.
You should pay back the demon you have made slowly.
"So what's the next step?" Chuuya broke the silence. "After Yoko was injured by the human tiger, he ran away like crazy not long after, and kidnapped the mermaid along the way."
"Abducted the mermaid?" I said in shock as if it was an afterthought.
I'm ashamed to say that since Butei and Hong Kong Gang were almost fully assembled, my brain capacity has been insufficient, and I can barely maintain normal operation.
"Yeah, yes," Chuuya nodded, "I originally thought I could get some clues about homing pigeons through her, but it's all gone now."
When Dazai heard this, he raised the corners of his mouth proudly and said, "Oh, it turns out that Mafia is so pitiful~"
Chuuya turned his head sharply, as if he was confused by these words.
"If the detective agency has clues, I think we should share them." After being stunned for a while, he took a deep breath and said.
"Oh? Why?" Dazai was still testing on the edge of danger.
"Because we are cooperating! Bastard!" Chuuya slapped the coffee table and roared so hard that my eardrums hurt.
I saw him grabbing Dazai's collar with his other hand, his expression angry.
"Hey! Don't touch me, little slug! Who knows if your hands are clean!" Dazai exclaimed exaggeratedly, and subconsciously swatted away Chuuya's hand that was grabbing his collar.
Now Zhong Ke was completely enraged. He turned over on the coffee table and prepared to hit someone.
"Ahhh! That...!" I also slapped the coffee table hard, and my palms were so shaken that they hurt.
The two of them were interrupted by me and both stared at me displeased.
I'm about to cry but I don't have any tears left. If I don't interrupt you two, am I going to let you lift the roof of the detective agency?
"Well, since everyone has exchanged information and clues, why don't we disperse now. If there is a mission later, we will inform everyone." I hinted to Kunikida and Dazai with my eyes.
"The clues haven't been exchanged yet, right? Chuuya!" Dazai ignored my request and stepped on the coffee table with one foot, grabbing Chuuya by the collar of his suit.
"That's right! Si Ye, if you have something to do, go ahead and get busy!" Chuuya's men also moved harder, which made Dazai's expression stagnant.
Seeing that the expressions of the two of them were becoming more and more kind, Kunikida carried me and Tanizaki out with a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right hand.
Thank you for your hard work, Kunikida’s mother!
"The cause and effect of the matter are probably what we just discussed in the meeting." Kunikida tried his best to ignore the commotion in the conference room, with veins popping out on his forehead. "If you still don't understand anything, just ask me here."
"What is the substantive significance of this operation?" I expressed my doubts.
Forgive me for being stupid, but after just one operation, I really didn't grasp the key points.
"Ling the snake out of its hole?" Kunikida lowered his head, not knowing whether he was talking about his words or something else. After waiting for a long time, I began to speculate on my own.
"Absolutely." He nodded.
Now it was Tanizaki and I's turn to be confused.
This homing pigeon often behaves like a monster, so why does it need to lure a snake out of its hole? I said in my heart.
"It's different." Kunikida blocked my next doubt.
no the same? What's different? Mom, can you make it clearer? We cannot learn from Dazai.
But before I could say the next words, Kunikida pounced back like a well-trained hunting dog. He probably had reached the end of his endurance. Not long after he rushed in, the "crackling" sound became even louder, and then a limp Dazai was thrown out.
I rushed to the door and saw an indescribable expression on Chuuya's face.
"The Detective Agency is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."
Every time I recall what Chuuya said to me later alone, I can't help but laugh until my stomach hurts.
So the final result of this meeting was that Chuuya from Mafia and everyone at the Detective Agency (except Tanizaki and I, of course) all had expressions that said, "That's it, I already know the next plan."
Regarding this, I just want to hug Tanizaki for warmth.
After seeing Chuuya off, I held my head and looked at the notes I took during the meeting with an expression as if I had eaten shit.
Damn it, this thing is even harder than the physics I studied back then.
go to hell! Sinai!
"Um, so Mr. Dazai, what should we do next?"
It had to be Tanizaki. I looked at him with the expression of looking at a savior.
After all, since Chuuya left, Dazai has looked flammable and explosive. I don't dare to take the initiative to strike up a conversation, let alone a problem like this, which would easily remind me of what just happened.
"Let's biu~"
Who would have thought that after hearing Tanizaki's question, Dazai suddenly seemed to be a different person, with a happy and cunning look on his face, and he made a shooting gesture to the sky.
"Would you like to go dig the pigeon's sewer together?" Tanizaki asked.
"And Mafia."
"Did you just discuss this?" I exclaimed.
"Ah...no!"
"That?"
"But I'll let him know~" Dazai turned his head and winked at me.
"ah?"
"After all, who else would have thought of forging a little slug's handwriting to write to the leader of Mafia, requesting cooperation with the detective agency? Hahahahahaha..."
Dazai held his stomach in an exaggerated manner and laughed, not looking like he had been beaten by Kunikida at all.
I smiled bitterly.
After work, the sun sets again, and the sunset is just right.
A group of people stepped on the flying fire clouds and walked on the crisp green stone road.
Since I came to the detective agency, this seems to be the first time that so many people have gathered together, and it is inevitable that I will feel overwhelmed.
"Why don't we all go to the hot springs together and have a meal," I snapped my fingers, "Mr. Kunikida's treat!"
"Hey!" Kunikida protested loudly, but was quickly silenced by the excited responses from his colleagues.
"Yeah!"
"Hey, wait for me then. I'm going to clean up."
"Jiayi, I need to go back and get a pair of underwear. Tangchi will definitely not provide them."
"Hanako said it needs to be washed too!"
"Kenji-kun, Hanako definitely can't go."
"Ah, okay then."
"I said, don't any of you think about Kunikida's mother's wallet? It's very hard!" Dazai raised his hand, and a trace of emotion appeared on Kunikida's face.
But then he added: "We must work hard to spend it all. Just buy underwear and other things now! It's so much money, it's so heavy and uncomfortable!"
"Bastard Dazai!"
Kunikida picked up a kitchen knife summoned by the Doppo Ginke and chased after him while shouting.
My colleagues and I laughed together and cheered for them.
A leaf floated in front of my face. I was startled and picked it off. I saw a cherry blossom hidden behind it, waiting to bloom.
Red clouds blew past again, bringing birds and clear sky.
"Wash, scrub—"
