The night Han Fei and I spent together was extremely awkward.
Originally, I was very nervous when facing such a big boss among big bosses. In addition, this person had forced me into a desperate situation and seriously injured me before, so the atmosphere became even more awkward.
"Would you like some fried eggs?" With the thought of taking good care of the children, I was ready to show off my skills.
"Eating so late, no wonder you're so ugly." Han Fei crossed his arms and sarcastically raised his eyebrows.
After hearing this nonsense, I took a deep breath and endured it.
"Then go to sleep. You sleep in my room and I sleep outside."
"Going to bed so early, no wonder you are as skinny as a monkey."
"Then please Mr. Han Shouhou, please go to bed early so that you can grow taller in the future!"
I couldn't help it anymore and lost my temper for the first time in Wenye.
"Tch..." Han Fei fell silent. He probably knew in his heart that his time is in my hands.
And I turned my head away, sullenly, and made Han Fei's bed like a resentful mother-in-law.
To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that he is Han Feizi, I would never take care of him like this!
Oh, no, he is Han Fei.
After making the bed, I quickly turned around and walked out of the house with my head held high. Although I didn't even look at Han Fei, I could still feel the helplessness radiating from his body.
He walked to the sofa and lay on it, feeling the coolness coming from underneath him.
I thought I might have trouble sleeping tonight, but in the blink of an eye, I fell asleep.
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The next morning, I opened my eyes first, and then sat up from the bed with a start.
I didn't pay much attention to Han Fei last night. He couldn't have taken the opportunity to run away!
I pushed the door open and looked around, only to find a rumpled quilt and bed. Seeing this, I suddenly felt a surge of shame turned into anger.
I walked forward quickly and kicked the quilt in front of me hard with my feet.
Then, a scream came from under my feet.
Oh, Mr. Han Feizi, you have to believe that I didn’t do it on purpose! After all, with your current figure, you are really a bit miniscule...
I thought so, my feet were hanging high in the air, and for a moment I didn't know whether to put them down or continue to hold them up.
When Han Fei got out of bed, his expression was a little confused at first. But after seeing my embarrassment clearly, he yelled, "I'm going to die!"
And I knew I was wrong first, so I could only excuse it with a vague "dinner is served".
After hearing this, Han Fei thought for a moment. In the end, the child's temperament probably got the better of him. He stood up from the bed and ran towards the entrance.
I saw him picking up the bowl and chopsticks, and started eating without even saying "I'm going to start."
I was a little surprised before, but then I thought: Oh, yes, Han Fei is not Japanese!
Because I was amused by my stupid question, I smiled helplessly.
But this smile seemed to have changed in Han Fei's eyes.
"Hey, Watanabe, are all you Japanese so perverted?" He put down his chopsticks with an expression of disgust.
I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized that I was probably staring at Han Fei and thinking about the problem. Coupled with that evil smile afterwards, it was really scary.
But who am I? I am afraid of heaven and earth, but I am not afraid of talking back!
"Don't forget your current identity." I replied seemingly softly.
Han Fei finally fell silent and looked angrily at the remaining residue on the plate. After thinking for a moment, he jumped up and said, "It's done!"
I lowered my head and looked, my dear, haven’t you finished eating? You’ve even finished my portion.
However, considering that he is now both physically and mentally immature, I don't care too much about him. After a small fight, he was escorted all the way to the detective agency building.
Arriving at the detective agency building, Han Fei glanced at the detective agency members present. Probably because he didn't see Dazai Osamu, he started to act wildly, sat down on the sofa where the guests were waiting, and shouted:
"Hey, when can I go back!"
"When you become like you, you can go back if you want." I answered without raising my head while typing on the keyboard.
"Watanabe?! Why are you, a troublesome old guy, here!"
"Little brat, don't forget, I sent you here!"
I raised my head and stared at Han Fei with a smile on my face.
Han Fei muttered, but didn't make much noise. But I still feel that his mouth shape just now seems to be unusually fragrant.
"Hey," the corner of my mouth twitched, but after hesitation, I changed what I originally wanted to say, "Aren't you still going to tell me what Yue Ge does?"
"Tch." Han Fei put on his airs as usual and remained silent.
"Then I won't give you any lollipops for a month." I threatened.
"If you don't give it, I won't give it... Wait, you said, I have to stay here for another month?!" Han Fei just wanted to continue to be tough, but he seemed to realize something and asked loudly.
"If you're lucky, maybe more than a month." I imitated Osamu Dazai and said with an evil smile.
After hearing this, Han Fei gritted his teeth, but he seemed to be afraid of the power I could control from the bottom of his heart, so he didn't say anything out of the ordinary.
"But I seem to have said that I can't go back." Han Fei smiled sadly.
indeed.
I secretly agreed with his point of view.
But from this point of view, although Han Fei's psychological and physical age is shrinking, his mental age does not seem to have shrunk too much.
As for his arrogant tone and so on, that's probably just his original personality.
In this way, he successfully refreshed my original impression of Han Feizi.
It seemed that I couldn't get anything out of Han Fei's mouth. Thinking of this, I supported my chin with both hands and stared at Han Fei resentfully, trying to make him feel angry.
Han Feizi looked at me and hesitated to speak. In the end, he looked even more miserable than me, lowered his head and fell silent again.
Seeing this, I shifted my gaze to Edogawa Ranpo.
He was the only person left in the house, including me and Han Fei, and the rest of the people didn't know where they were.
Although Edogawa Ranpo was still stuffing snacks into his mouth as usual, his brows were furrowed.
"What's the matter, Mr. Ranbu?" I asked.
"Hey, it's nothing, I just feel that Si Ye is still young~" Edogawa replied randomly, shaking his head.
"how?"
"Mr. Han Fei is obviously lying."
Hearing this, I turned to look at Han Fei in shock.
At this time, he still lowered his head, but after noticing my gaze, he slowly raised his head, and the corners of his mouth were split to the base of his ears. This weird smile was simply chilling.
"Ah, I was discovered~" He smiled.
After saying these words, he instantly turned into millions of white feathers and disappeared into the void without leaving a trace.
"Damn it!" I yelled and rushed forward, but couldn't catch any of the feathers.
Han Feizi, Jue Juezi.
