"I didn't ask you to pee." Zhu Bai looked confused and suggested kindly, "How about I whistle to urge you to pee?"
Li Jinglong hesitated and said, "Can this work?"
"You still have the nerve to say it." Lao Zhu was so angry that he picked up a book and threw it at Li Jinglong, "Who told you to urinate in front of the door if you don't go to the toilet."
Zhu Biao was afraid that Li Jinglong would become more difficult to deal with if he continued talking, so he hurriedly waved to Li Wenzhong and Li Jinglong to tell them to leave.
Li Wenzhong saluted, blushed and led Li Jinglong down.
Li Jinglong didn't expect that instead of suing Zhu Bai, things got worse. As he walked away, he said, "Dad, it's that boy Zhu Bai who set the stage. Don't you see?"
Li Wenzhong sighed: "Stop talking, you are making a lot of mistakes now. How can I say he was the one who forced you to pee in the hall and set the fire? How can I say that?"
Li Jinglong trembled and was speechless.
It's really hard to tell.
Originally only Zhu Bai and the others knew about it, but now everyone in the world knows about it.
If I had known earlier, I might as well have shut up and suffered the consequences of being dumb.
Zhu Biao waited for Li Jinglong and others to leave before he handed over to Zhu Bai: "I'm sorry for causing trouble to my twelfth brother."
Zhu Bai shook his head: "It's okay. I originally wanted to help Li Jinglong cover up his ugliness. If he insists on bringing trouble to his father, there's nothing I can do about it."
Zhu Biao became increasingly embarrassed.
Zhu Bai didn't say a word about it since he came back yesterday, which was considered very forbearing.
A child can do this, what else should he do?
What's hateful is that Li Jinglong had the nerve to complain when he got into trouble.
Li Wenzhong also became confused, and all his years of wisdom and experience in the court and on the battlefield were wasted.
He really lost all his face.
Zhu Biao said: "Please ask my twelfth brother to continue teaching Li Jinglong."
Zhu Bai sighed: "It's no problem to teach him. It just depends on whether he is willing to follow and learn well. Anyway, I am training new agents recently, which is just a side trip."
Zhu Biao: "Thank you, twelfth brother. I'll teach him a lesson later so that he won't dare to cause trouble again."
Lao Zhu said: "This Li Jinglong, if it works, then don't waste time."
Zhu Bai's time is precious, how can it be wasted on this kind of idiot.
Besides, how many times can Guanya Bureau withstand fire?
Zhu Biao cupped his hands and said, "I understand."
Zhu Biao came out of the imperial study, held back his anger, and went straight to Li's house. After entering, he scolded both Li Wenzhong and Li Jinglong.
Li Wenzhong and Li Jinglong had never seen Zhu Biao look so angry, and they both lowered their heads and listened without daring to speak.
Zhu Biao gritted his teeth and said: "Before you go, I clearly told you to study hard and keep a low profile until you learn it. Do you understand it?"
Li Jinglong whispered: "I understand."
Zhu Biao said again: "Can you study hard? If you can't study now, let's say that I will replace you immediately. Don't delay the important events of this palace. There are many people who want to study in the Guanya Bureau."
Speaking of which, this is the first time he has stuffed people into the Guanya Bureau, and the result is like this. How will he do anything in the future?
Li Jinglong was so frightened that he knelt down and kowtowed: "I must learn from my manager and never be careless again."
If this is replaced, it will be basically impossible for him to take a leading role in the future.
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The next day, Li Jinglong wore his manager's uniform honestly and did not dare to bring any attendants with him. He waited at the entrance of the Guanya Bureau early in the morning.
People who had been here yesterday couldn't help turning their heads and laughing when they saw him.
Li Jinglong felt embarrassed, but had no choice.
When Zhu Bai saw him, it seemed as if nothing had happened. He nodded and smiled and said hello: "Hey, my nephew is here."
"His Royal Highness King Xiang." Li Jinglong saluted hurriedly, then blushed again and said, "Cousin."
Okay, I'm enlightened.
It would have been better if you had just stayed down and been a kid, and it saved me the trouble of manipulating you.
Zhu Bai smiled: "Today you should learn to taste tea from Manager Qin."
There was still a bit of a tidal wave in the tea room.
All the forms I filled out yesterday were in vain, and I have to do it all over again today.
Li Jinglong learned the lesson and went out to the hut every half an hour.
However, even so, it's useless. Because he still can't get out.
I've been holding it in all morning and it's really uncomfortable.
Now it is impossible to go to the imperial doctor for acupuncture.
He remembered Zhu Bai's words yesterday and tried to whistle.
There was a little pitter-patter coming out from below.
Eh?
I peeed out, and it really worked! !
That's great! ! This is considered to be my cure for my problem.
Li Jinglong was overjoyed.
But as soon as the whistle stops, the peeing stops.
So he could only keep blowing.
The person peeing next to him snickered and went out.
Li Jinglong didn't care whether he was smiling or not, and hurriedly asked someone to go back and tell Li Wenzhong the good news.
Li Wenzhong also breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, there was no danger.
From that day on, whenever everyone heard a whistle in the hut, they would look at the person next to them and smile cheesily: "Hey, hey, Mr. Li is peeing."
Fugui couldn't figure it out and asked Zhu Bai: "This is some kind of obscurative disease. It doesn't mean that the cause is complicated. Is it difficult to cure? How come he got cured so quickly."
Zhu Bai snorted: "He can't urinate because he has inner demons, because he peed at the gate and was seen by the king. He felt guilty and scared, and subconsciously thought that peeing was not allowed by the king. Later, the king said to him , I didn’t stop you from peeing, and I got rid of his inner demons. I also said that whistling helped him to urinate, and he connected the two things in his mind. Whistle means that I allow him to pee.”
Fugui seemed to understand, nodded, and asked again: "The villain knows the inner demon. But what is the subconscious mind?"
Zhu Bai tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said: "It's hard to explain this to you. Just think of it this way. The subconscious mind is the thoughts hidden in your heart. Sometimes you don't even notice it. So it's called the subconscious mind, or subconscious mind for short."
Fugui smiled: "Your Highness knows so much. If the villain hadn't followed His Highness every day, he would have thought that Your Highness has grown up secretly for decades."
Zhu Bai said: "Read more books, you will be rich and powerful. You should read more books. You will be the most successful and famous eunuch in our Ming Dynasty in the future."
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Li Jinglong honestly learned how to make and taste tea at the Guanya Bureau for a month.
I drank until I felt dizzy and my hands were shaking, and I lost ten pounds in a month.
I just finished drinking a bunch of them yesterday, and today Manager Qin sent me another bunch.
Thank you so much, Master.
Li Jinglong stared at the pile of tea leaves and felt something was wrong.
Just sipping tea and doing nothing else.
But why are there so many tea essentials every day?
Moreover, many of the teas have been tasted before and have been tasted several times.
Are you deliberately teasing me?
He endured his anger and went to ask Manager Qin.
Manager Qin smiled: "It's possible, because it may be the same tea brought by the same tea merchant. The batches are different, and we all have to taste them."
