The guards were trained not to listen to anyone's orders except Zhu Bai and Zhang Yu.
Just now Zhu Biao told them to ignore it, but now even if someone is killed inside, they will not ignore it.
Li Jinglong cursed and walked up and down the hall with his legs crossed: "Where did these bastards die?"
It was okay for Zhu Bai and the others to leave, but even his own entourage was missing.
No, it’s too urgent and I can’t hold it in anymore.
It's definitely not okay to urinate in the small tea room.
That house doesn't even have windows, so I'll suffocate myself to death later.
It's not good to pee in the corner of the hall. There are things everywhere, and it will flow all the way through the whole hall. If you can't wash it clean later, the smell will be too strong, and someone will definitely find it.
Otherwise, just urinate into the drain under the threshold.
No one saw it anyway.
After peeing, get a bucket of water and flush it.
God is unaware of it.
Li Jinglong stared at the threshold. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the best, and it was better than peeing on him.
He gritted his teeth and began to take off his pants.
He usually has people waiting on him when getting dressed or undressed, so he is a bit clumsy.
It just so happens that this official uniform is very special. The pants are slit in the front and fastened with buttons instead of a belt.
It took a lot of effort to button the button just now, but now his hands were frozen and he couldn't unbutton it.
Sweat broke out on his head. He finally untied it and started "letting go" towards the door.
Ah, I finally feel comfortable...
He closed his eyes.
The door creaked.
His eyes suddenly lit up.
Li Jinglong was so frightened that he opened his eyes and stopped urinating. Then he faced Zhu Bai, Zhang Yu and the others with big eyes and small eyes.
Even someone as stable as Zhang Yu was stunned.
Everyone's eyes looked down, and then fixed on a certain place.
Well, not bad.
Barely qualified.
Li Jinglong was so frightened that he didn't know whether to cover his face or bottom first, so he just stood there.
Zhu Bai was almost dying of laughter and smacked his lips at Li Jinglong: "Tsk, my good nephew, you are almost twenty after all. No matter how urgent you are, you can't pee in front of our official tooth bureau."
Originally, I just wanted him to hold back his urine, but he unexpectedly peed in front of the door, and everyone happened to see it.
Tsk tsk tsk, the effect is really unexpected.
Li Jinglong put down his robe in a panic, his face flushed: "Your Highness, listen to me."
Zhu Bai comforted him: "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. People have three emergencies. Just ask someone to fetch a basin of water and flush it out later."
Fugui said with a smile: "Our prince will not pee anywhere in the palace after he is five years old."
They sang in harmony, and Li Jinglong was so angry that he almost cried.
Zhu Bai said: "My nephew hasn't finished urinating yet. Someone, please take him to the toilet quickly. Others should clean this place quickly. The merchants will be here soon."
"Yes! Your Highness!"
Zhu Bai's guards responded in unison, and then acted quickly, fetching several buckets of water and flushing the door clean.
Li Jinglong gritted his teeth and followed the guard to the toilet.
The guard saluted and said, "Take your time, I'm going to work."
Then he ran away.
Li Jinglong took a deep breath and planned to finish what he had not finished just now.
Although no one was watching, the environment was quiet, and he was in the right place, no matter how hard he tried, it seemed like someone had pinched his vitals and he couldn't squeeze out a drop.
It doesn't matter, maybe I'm not as urgent as before. I'll pee later when I'm more urgent.
He comforted himself like this.
After coming out of the toilet, Li Jinglong was a little hesitant, whether to sneak out through the back door or go back and continue drinking tea.
But Zhu Biao told him so meaningfully yesterday.
If he left early, Zhu Biao might misunderstand that he was lazy.
After lingering at the side door for a long time, he gritted his teeth and entered the hall.
The market has opened in the afternoon, and now many merchants have come.
Li Jinglong tried to keep calm, but he always felt that everyone was peeking at him with ill intentions.
The whispers sounded like they were talking about him, too.
He was ashamed and angry, his head was buzzing, and he stood in the middle of the hall and yelled: "What are you looking at? I've never seen someone who has an urgent need to urinate."
The merchants were haggling enthusiastically when they were frightened by the thunderous roar and fell silent instantly.
Everyone stared at Li Jinglong inexplicably.
Is this bastard sick?
What does Leng Buding want to do when he yells like this?
After Li Jinglong roared, he felt that he had lost his composure again, lowered his head and hurried in.
There are still several teas on the table that have not been tasted.
Come on.
He sighed and turned to make tea, only to find that the copper kettle was burned through and the charcoal was completely burned out.
When a person is really unlucky, even a mouthful of cold water will hurt his teeth.
He was too embarrassed to go out and ask someone to help him light the stove. When he saw there were fire sticks, charcoal fire, firewood and thatch in the corner, he took them and lit them himself.
The firewood was a bit wet and couldn't be lit no matter how hard I lit it.
The room was full of smoke, which made him cough, dizzy, and upset. He waved his hands vigorously to chase away the smoke, and then for some reason, sparks from the burning paper in his hand landed on the stack of forms on the table.
It couldn't burn alive just now, but now the flames shot up half a foot high.
Li Jinglong was so frightened that he screamed: "It's on fire, it's on fire! Come and put out the fire."
Zhu Bai usually does fire drills and earthquake drills when he has nothing to do.
Therefore, merchants, brokers, and guards are all well-trained.
When everyone heard that there was a fire, they immediately ran to the door and fetched water from the vat in buckets.
The tea tasting room was small and filled with smoke at the moment, so it was impossible to see the situation clearly, only the flames were jumping.
No one dared to go in. They stood at the door and poured water directly on the flames. After pouring, they went to fetch water.
Each person had a bucket of water, and the fire was extinguished instantly.
Before Li Jinglong could come out, he was so cold that he couldn't even scream.
A stream of heat flows below, like a flash flood that cannot be stopped.
Phew, comfortable.
Unfortunately, he still peed on himself in the end.
Fortunately, he was completely wet by now and couldn't tell.
When Zhu Bai heard the sound and came down to check, he saw Li Jinglong standing at the door like a drowned rat. His eyes widened in surprise: Hey, we have done fire drills so many times. I didn't expect that it would be used on you the first time.
He raised his eyebrows and asked the guard: "Okay, why did it catch on fire?"
The guard whispered: "I don't know. He was the only one in there just now."
Li Jinglong still held half-burned toilet paper in his hand, and it looked like he had set the fire.
Zhu Bai looked at Li Jinglong seriously and educated him: "Nephew, you can't play with fire. Otherwise, you will wet the bed at night."
Li Jinglong trembled with trembling lips and said in a crying voice: "You are so bad, you all bully me."
Zhu Bai waved his hands at the merchants who were watching the excitement: "Oh, this is the child. He got into trouble and still cries."
It's so funny for a ten-year-old child to talk about a twenty-year-old man in this tone.
