“High monk~~~~”
The last two words of "rat spirit" have a long sound that sounds like ecstasy. Not to mention the idiot Zhu Bajie, even Tang San and Sun Wukong.
They all broke into a cold sweat!
Looking at this charming and lawless evildoer who looks like Guanyin, even the third burial with extraordinary concentration,
I just want to say one thing at this time——
I'm crazy,
Unbearable!
at this time,
Tang San's funeral just wants to say one thing: You don't know the taste when you first meet it, but you will know it has entered your soul after you taste it again!
Looking at the charming rat spirit in front of him, Sanzang frowned slightly, and a look of heartache appeared on his face.
Subsequently,
He quietly approached the mouse spirit and looked at her big, dazzling and extremely bright eyes.
He said softly: "You said... you promised this poor monk everything?"
"yes!"
As an experienced Mouse Spirit, he naturally knew that Tang San had fallen into his own pit, so he pretended to be shy and blushed slightly.
It's really as hard to resist as 'the Bodhisattva is shy and the Arhat has low eyebrows'!
But at this moment,
Tang Sanzian seemed to have been completely fascinated by the mouse spirit. He gently held her face with his hands, as tender as water and graceful——
Twist it hard!
Click!
O_o
Looking at the rat spirit with its head twisted and its neck at a 120-degree angle, Tang Sanzong looked at its profile covered by hair.
After clapping his hands,
Then he looked at the monkey with a sneer on his face and Zhu Bajie with a look of shock, confusion and confusion, and said with an indifferent expression:
"Damn you monster, didn't you know that this poor monk is allergic to women? Why did you deliberately come here to seduce this poor monk?"
"Also, who did you look like? You turned into Master Guanyin. Don't you know the grudge between the poor monk and her?"
The rat spirit whose neck was almost broken: Damn...
The reason why the rat spirit's neck was almost broken was entirely because of its race.
If Tang San had used a little more force and tried to twist it 180 degrees, this rat spirit would have died on the spot!
but,
Because of what Monkey said before, this monster is not very strong, so Sanzang prepared to have some fun with it.
That’s why the rat spirit wasn’t killed!
And at this time,
The rat spirit turned its profile towards San Zang. After hearing San Zang’s words, it turned into a monster!
grass,
Allergic to women?
Tang San's burial had been besieged by hundreds of women, so it caused such great psychological trauma to him?
to be honest,
The rat spirit has seen men who don't like women, but San Zang is the only one who is allergic to women!
at this time,
As if he noticed the psychological changes of the rat spirit, Sanzang smiled slightly and said:
"Monster, the poor monk will save you right now, but after you come out, don't forget to agree to the poor monk's request!"
After saying that,
San Zan raised his right foot and said with a ferocious smile: "Little goblin, here I come!"
Whoosh!
Before Tang San could be buried, the rat spirit, whose head was twisted, suddenly cast a spell secretly, and with a whoosh,
Directly in front of San Zang, he disappeared!
"Well……"
Seeing this scene, Sanzang couldn't help but touch his nose, and then looked at Monkey and Bajie with some embarrassment.
"Why is this goblin so unplayable?"
Sun Wukong:......
Zhu Bajie:......
Although they were very speechless, they felt relieved when they thought about what happened to them.
yes,
Who made me the master of subduing demons and slaying demons?
at last,
San Zan glanced at the tree with some reluctance. The tree that had just tied the fairy walked away with a look of helplessness!
while walking,
San Zan suddenly looked at the monkey and said solemnly:
"By the way, Wukong, next time a monster comes to your door for me to play with, remember not to let it run away!"
"Well!"
The monkey scratched his head, glanced at Zhu Bajie who was gloating about his misfortune, and then said with an embarrassed look: "Master, we have to let the fool do this!"
"My old man, Sun, is practicing the Seventy-two Transformations of Earthly Evil. The art of transformation is all within oneself, not magical powers. But what this idiot is practicing is the Thirty-six Transformations of Tiangang, which is the thirty-six great magical powers!"
Speaking of which,
The monkey looked aggrieved and said: "Pointing the ground to make a strong force and drawing the ground to make a prison are all Tiangang's techniques. I, Old Sun, really don't know how to do it!"
oh?
After hearing this, San Zan raised his eyelids, looked at the cute Zhu Bajie in surprise, nodded silently and said:
"Okay, let the idiot do this from now on. If the goblin who comes to your door runs away, let Bajie take over!"
The cute Zhu Bajie:...
"After all, the goblin who came to my door ran away halfway, which really made my teacher's mood very bad!"
Fried Zhu Bajie:...
Looking at the back of San Zang walking around and riding a horse, Zhu Bajie just wants to run away now!
but,
Zhu Bajie, who finally thought that he had no way out, still followed the footsteps of San Zang!
Not long after,
They came to the dilapidated Zhenhai Zenlin Temple. Since there was no participation of the rat spirit, I won’t talk about it here.
Originally, this was the plot of Tang Monk's "falling ill".
But in fact,
It was because the rat spirit hooked up with Sanzang, and the reason why Sanzang vented his yang and collapsed from exhaustion and could not go on the road was not because he was really sick!
In the original work,
Sanzang here wants to write a letter and ask the monkey to tell the king of Tang that he can't learn the scriptures. In fact, he has tasted the taste of adulthood and wants to stick with the mouse spirit!
hollow mountain
The so-called form is emptiness,
It means that if you get stuck in it, you will be wiped out in the end!
bottomless pit,
It’s about the hole that you can’t fill even if you spend all your energy. Just like in the original novel, Tang Seng always thinks that I can do it, I can do it.
Afterwards, he lay helpless for three days, and it was only after the monkey got the elixir that he could recover!
(Since some people always said that I wrote the H book, I, being upright and kind-hearted, deleted the 1,500 words in this part at the request of the class representative!
Besides,
This kind of plot is not what I’m good at!
at last--
I hope everyone will read green books and read green books! ! ! )
…
at the same time,
The rat spirit who had been played by San Zang had returned to the bottomless pit in despair. After twisting his neck back with difficulty,
The originally slender neck,
It has become swollen into a big pig's trotters, but as a whole, you can't tell where the head is and where the neck is!
now,
The mouse spirit looked at himself in the bronze mirror, with his small head and thick neck, and his eyes instantly turned red!
The next second,
The irritable rat spirit suddenly stood up, and with a crash——
Ding-ding-ding-ding!
As the bronze mirror and other objects fell to the ground, making a series of sounds, the mouse spirit's eyes became even redder!
In this silent road, a bottomless pit that a gust of wind may not be able to escape after blowing for a long time, only the heavy breathing of the rat spirit is left.
After a while,
Sharp gnashing of teeth, mixed with a voice full of resentment, came from the bottomless pit,
It is also mixed with hatred that is almost solidified, and the determination to take revenge even to the death——
"Tang Sanzong, I still don't believe I can't take you down!"
"Your Yuanyang is decided by me. No one can stop it. I will take your Yuanyang myself!"
"I swear, your Yuanyang... One! Drop! None! No! Stay!!!"
