"ah!!!"
Accompanied by the somewhat familiar screams and screams of monkeys and pigs, the three beasts who were resting,
At the same time, those big ears stood up!
Bai Longma tilted his head and looked at the direction of the sound. His head was filled with question marks, as if he didn't understand San Zang's screams!
After all, compared to Monkey and Bajie, he is the one closest to San Buran and the one who understands this animal best.
It stands to reason that when you go to the land of women, the third burial should be in a state where the sea is wide and fish can leap, and the sky is high and birds can fly?
Why does it sound so miserable?
As for the monkey,
The smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and then he pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and the expression on his face became strange.
The next second,
The monkey with a strange expression jumped into the sky and headed straight for the direction of the sound!
at the same time,
Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the ground patting his belly, suddenly sat up and looked at the direction the monkey was leaving, smiling so heartlessly——
"Heh heh heh... You Bima Wen, who kills a thousand swords, told you to go to the master a long time ago, but you just said there is no rush, no rush. How can you know the terror of human women, you stinky, hairy monkey?"
"Don't talk about Master's eight pairs of abs, even if he has eighty pairs, as long as he stays in the daughter's country for one night, if he can breathe, I will lose!"
Speaking of which,
Zhu Bajie was happy again, squinting his eyes and said leisurely:
"You damn Bima Wen, when you put on the tight band, I will ask for a spell from the master. If you dare not listen to my old pig, I will miss you to death!"
but,
At this time, Zhu Bajie didn't realize that Xiao Bailong's eyes were full of pity, and he was still trapped in his own fantasy, unable to extricate himself.
As if in its imagination,
It really saw the monkey being tortured by itself. It squinted its eyes, patted its belly leisurely, and lay back.
While lying down, he said, "Nothing can be solved without a thousand words of 'Big Brother' by then!"
At this time,
Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his eyes go dark. Before he could open his eyes, he heard an extremely unkind voice coming from his ear——
"What can't be solved with a thousand words?"
"Big Brother!"
The proud Zhu Bajie said subconsciously, and then he realized something was wrong. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a figure standing above his head.
He was bending over and looking down at himself!
That familiar furry face, Lei Gong, had a heart-stopping grin on his lips, and his blood-red eyes were filled with a chill that would make his liver and gallbladder burst!
The next second,
Zhu Bajie shivered violently, and a pig's heart suddenly rose to his throat. After swallowing a mouthful of old phlegm with a gulp,
Then he showed an awkward yet polite smile and said in a stiff tone: "Senior...Senior Brother, didn't you go to save Master?"
"Master, I, Old Sun, have my own explanation!"
The monkey gritted his teeth and said, raised his little fist, and then gritted his teeth and said: "But now... you have to give me an explanation first!"
After saying that,
The monkey raised his little fist and hit the pig's head hard in front of him——
boom!
There was a muffled sound,
The stone as big as a millstone under Zhu Bajie's body shattered into pieces with a bang, and even half of Zhu Bajie's body was knocked to the ground by it.
The next second,
A shrill, sharp sound suddenly resounded through the void——
"zuo..."
When the pig-like screams rang out, not to mention the White Dragon Mule lying on the ground, who was trembling with fright, even Tang San Burian, who was ten miles away,
He also swallowed the curse that was about to blurt out.
Then he pointed in the direction where the screams came from and looked at the female knight who led hundreds of female soldiers to surround him and was filled with righteous indignation.
He put his hands together and said with a broken face: "Female donor, the scream just now was made by Zhu Bajie, the second disciple of the poor monk. I don't know what happened. The poor monk wants to go take a look!"
"apprentice?"
The female knight looked at San Zang in surprise, frowned and said, "Is your apprentice a pig?"
"Exactly!"
San Zan clasped his hands together and explained with a smile: "There is also a monkey, who is also the disciple of the poor monk!"
"Monkey? Pig?"
The female knight's eyebrows knitted into a knot, and she said thoughtfully: "Your apprentice, are you a male or a female?"
"Well……"
After hearing this, San Zan thought about it very seriously, then rubbed his chin and said solemnly: "Male!"
Wow!
Before he could put down the hand rubbing his chin and raise his eyelids, Sanzang heard the sound of fighting and iron horses.
When he looked up, he found those heroic and murderous female warriors who had surrounded him before.
In just half a breath, the formation was reorganized!
Moreover, the eyes of every female warrior were burning with extremely terrifying and scorching flames that were so hot that they could set people on fire!
Especially the feeling of eagerness to try, it made San Zang's hair stand on end in shock, and his miter was thrown away by the invisible energy.
Revealing that handsome bald head that makes all the girls salivate and become unbearably passionate!
Seeing this,
San Zang subconsciously adjusted her hair.
Mind——
Why,
My damn charm has nowhere to go!
And at this time,
The female knight glanced at San Zang, then raised her hips. Because the female knight had already removed part of her armor, San Zang glanced at the back intently.
She was shocked to find that the thin white shirt that had been standing between the female knight's skin and armor.
at this time,
A large area has been soaked with sweat!
The soaked white shirt became even more unobstructed. In a daze, San Zang seemed to have seen the deeply hidden trap of the female knight!
After taking another quick look, Sanzang made a determined decision not to fall into the trap of 'gentleness'.
It's not because he is no match for Tiger, nor because he doesn't want to be a male knight,
Mainly because--
As a monk, he must bear in mind the Buddha's commandment to "not be close to women"!
right,
Quit sex! ! !
Thinking of this,
San Buran put his hands together and said with dignity, "Amitabha, thank you so much to the female benefactor for your kindness. I understand this!"
"I don't know how to appreciate it, huh!"
After the female knight saw San Buran's appearance, she sat on the saddle bitterly and heard a crisp sound.
Amidst the splashing of water drops, the female knight said bitterly——
"Someone, go catch that male monkey and boar!"
As the female knight finished speaking, hundreds of female warriors instantly became energetic as if they had been given a shot of blood, and their eyes turned red at the same time.
Just hearing a "rumbling" sound, mixed with the flying smoke and dust in the sky, hundreds of female warriors transformed into women like the wind,
Go straight to where Monkey and Zhu Bajie are!
After a while,
The female knight led two greedy-looking guards and came to San Zang coldly and arrogantly. She looked at the wet saddle and frowned.
He said coldly: "Dear guest, let's go. Weren't you able to run just now? This general made me sweat!"
right,
After the female knight sat down just now, there was sweat splashing everywhere, which was enough to show how fast San Zang had just run!
As for those who think wrongly, just face the wall yourself——
Dirty,
Come down!
Tui!
And at this time,
Facing the female knight sitting tightly on the horse, San Zan closed her eyes tightly and said, "Female donor, you..."
When San Zan calmed down and only had time to say half of the word 'please', an even more harsh sound suddenly came from the distance.
And the blood-curdling scream——
"zuo..."
PS: Brothers, I’m taking a day off here. I’ll take a day off tomorrow and decide the day after tomorrow (95% probability of resuming updates)!
On the ninth day of the Lunar New Year, I was returning from my mother-in-law's house. I was hit by a car on the highway and my car was totaled. Fortunately, I was fine!
Key points:
It’s not that the author drives too fast, it’s that my Wuling car’s brakes are really not comparable to those of a million-dollar Touareg!
He stopped as soon as he braked, and my child was still sleeping in the car...
These two chapters were also written out in the middle of the night, please forgive me! ! !
Thank you! ! !
