"Amitabha... fucked the Buddha!"
Looking at the fat man in front of him, who weighed at least 600 pounds, he instantly broke free from Newton's shackles.
When he leaped three or four feet into the air and smashed towards him like a mountain bearing down on him,
San Zan heard the craziest and most bloodthirsty voice he made after entering the Daughter Kingdom——
"What's mine, no one can take it from me, this is mine -"
"man!!!"
Seeing the mountain falling from the sky, San Zang suddenly felt his anus tightening.
Two rustling sounds,
His figure was like lightning, and he moved six to seven feet away!
The next second,
Fatty Dundun’s scream turned into a scream.
same,
This time, poor Fatty didn't break free from Newton's shackles——
boom!
After a loud noise,
San Zan looked in front of him and smashed half of his body to the ground. Even behind the fat man who was bleeding three feet,
San Zang took a sharp breath, and after reciting "Amitabha" silently with both hands, he breathed a sigh of relief.
call!
After a breath of cool air blew out, the nine-ring tin staff standing next to San Zang seemed to be pushed down by a mysterious force.
The heavy tin cane, with its big lumpy head on top, accidentally hit the back of the fat man's head!
After a bang,
The fat and short limbs stretched out suddenly, and fell into the deep pit again, and then there was no sound again.
Only the gurgling blood appeared from all around Fatty, dyeing her clothes and the surrounding land red!
At this time,
San Zang exhaled secretly again, picked up the nine-ring tin staff, and shook off the blood stains on it.
He pretended to be a blessing to Fatty Dundun again!
at last,
San Zan looked at the frightened red and pink skeletons in the distance, and suddenly felt a pain in his back!
It seems that he can't do the thing of removing //membrane//feeding//tao,
Now I feel like three burials,
I have developed gynophobia!
really,
When a woman goes crazy, what does a man have to do with her?
Just when Sanzang was thinking about finding a way out, a group of well-equipped and heroic female knights suddenly appeared in the distance!
Not to mention the graceful leader, her appearance is much better than the group of losers who just surrounded the third burial!
right,
In front of this female knight who followed the horse's movements, the group of tigers and wolves just now were not even the most basic broken flowers.
At best, it’s considered a failure!
At this time,
The female knight hung two big hammers and came to Tang San Zhan in a flash. After a hint of undisguised greed flashed in her eyes, she looked around with a warning look.
He said loudly: "The king has an order that no one is allowed to approach this man. This man is the king's distinguished guest!"
The female knight finished speaking,
Then he looked at Tang Sanzong and said with a smile: "Dear guest, please come with me!"
"Well……"
San Zan was a little scared, because he found that this female knight was not a good person, with the undisguised wolfishness in her eyes.
Tell him openly——
This girl is just greedy for your body!
Gudu!
Thinking of this, San Buran subconsciously swallowed his saliva. Before he could speak, the female knight blushed.
He arched his body forward, looking at his plump and energetic buttocks and the narrow gap on the saddle,
He said crisply: "Dear guest, you arrived in a hurry and forgot to prepare your horse. If you don't mind, please ride with me, general!"
Fucking!
This woman really coveted her own beauty and her own body.
Pooh!
Come down!
Thinking of this,
San Zang took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to taste the horse///shock in his heart, and then said: "The donor is joking, the poor monk can't sit still!"
The female knight heard the words and said with a smile: "Dear guest, I am rude to the general. If your distinguished guest doesn't mind, why don't you stay below and me on top? It's not that I take advantage of your distinguished guest, but that my horse can be ridden by no one but me." No!"
Saying,
The female knight was also very skillful and showed off her waist skills. It was so soft that it seemed like she had no bones!
But before San Zang could say anything, the female knight suddenly realized: "Oh, it must be my general's armor that's getting in the way of making this distinguished guest laugh. I'll take it off right now!"
The female knight finished speaking,
He actually took off his armor on the horse, revealing his plump waist without a trace of fat!
"White trousers? There's no hair inside...Fuck you..."
After Sanzang glanced at it intently, he quickly closed his eyes and showed a sage look.
He whispered: "Ami... the female donor misunderstood. The main reason is that the poor monk and two disciples are behind me. I think it will be here soon!"
After saying that,
San Zan turned to look behind him, eager for the rescue of Monkey and Zhu Bajie!
Don't say anything else,
With their majestic looks, if one stayed beside him, they would bring him a full and overwhelming sense of security!
His three burials can subdue dragons and tigers, but he can't subjugate only the female knight, a fierce tiger!
…
at the same time,
What are Monkey and Bajie doing, who can make San Zang feel so safe?
They were resting in the woods thirty miles away from the location of the third burial.
Bajie and Bailong Mule were lying on the ground. Monkey hung himself on the tree and swung on the swing, eating peaches leisurely.
It's like an old man basking in the sun in the courtyard after retirement!
"Ouch..."
At this time,
Zhu Bajie suddenly covered his enlarged belly with a look of pain on his face. After struggling for a while, he stood up sweating profusely.
He was panting heavily and didn't dare to bend down too hard!
After a while,
Bajie looked up at the monkey hanging on the tree and said with a depressed expression: "Brother Monkey, don't we really need to go find the master? Is the master really okay?"
"and!"
The monkey waved his hand with disdain, chewed the peach in his hand, and said nonchalantly:
"With Master's current strength, even if he fights against Taiyi Xuanxian, he can beat the opponent to the ground. What danger can a group of ordinary women from the human race pose?"
"I, Old Sun, have already checked. There are no big monsters within a hundred miles. Master is completely fine!"
Speaking of which,
The monkey glanced at Zhu Bajie, took another bite of the peach, and muttered:
"As for the piglets in your belly, don't worry. As long as Master is happy, he will definitely help you!"
"Brother Monkey, I don't like hearing what you say!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey with a resentful look on his face, shook his big ears, and said angrily——
"What do you mean, Master can help me when he's having fun? Brother Monkey, you have nothing to do now, why can't you help me, old pig?"
"help you?"
The monkey immediately exploded upon hearing this. After jumping down from the tree, he waved the half peach in his hand and smashed it into Zhu Bajie's head, and said angrily:
"Idiot, if you dare to swear to the Jade Emperor, Master will investigate afterward, and you help my grandson withstand the tight ring, and I will help you. What do you think?!"
"you you you……"
Zhu Bajie covered his stomach and rolled his eyes at the monkey. After thinking for a long time, he turned around and turned his back to the monkey.
He said in a squeaky voice: "You think so well, but you stinky monkey knows how to bully me, an old pig!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Seeing Bajie's honest look, the monkey was no longer angry. Instead, he became playful and pulled out the golden hoop from his ear.
Just when he was about to ask Bajie if he wanted to physically destroy those piglets——
A thunderous, but slightly sad voice suddenly sounded ten miles away——
"Shou Monkey, no matter what you say today, my teacher will have to put a tight ring on you. No one can stop me! Say it! Da~~~ah!!!"
