Gudu!
The old lady, who was getting ready to watch the play, swallowed the blood in her throat in one gulp, and then looked at the 'two daughters' who also turned pale.
He wiped it silently, and after the trace of blood dripped from the corner of his mouth, he suddenly raised the teacup in his hand and slammed it down——
Snapped!
After the sound of the teacup breaking, the old lady stood up bitterly, with a fierce light flashing in her eyes, staring at Tang Sanbian who looked sincere, confident and upright!
Gritting his teeth, he said: "Eminent monk? Are you the only one who wants to return to an eminent monk? Bah... You have simply disgraced all the Buddhas in Buddhism!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"
Hearing this,
After San Buran hurriedly bowed, he looked at the old lady who was so angry that she was about to leave, and said loudly: "Old lady, you just mock the Buddhas, why do you bring a poor monk with you?"
Plop!
The old lady was lying on the ground with her nose bleeding. She stared blankly ahead, not wanting to say a word!
At this time,
The 'daughter' transformed by Manjusri looked at the third burial and said with a cold expression: "You are such a sharp-tongued monk, but he doesn't know you..."
"Female donor, you are destined to me!"
San Zan interrupted with a smile, forcefully interrupting the 'daughter''s words, and then said with a sincere face: "Not only is this poor monk very sharp-tongued, he is also extremely talented. Look, the poor monk's tongue can touch the tip of his nose. !”
Saying,
Sanzang suddenly stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of his nose!
puff!
Seeing this, the eldest daughter transformed by Manjusri opened her mouth and spit out half a bowl of blood. The clear light in her eyes was quickly covered by turbidity!
At this time,
San Zan looked at the woman who was vomiting blood, frowned and said: "Hey, what a pity, what a pity... that's not right, female donor, why is your blood flowing up there?"
"Evil monk, shut up!"
At this time,
The little daughter transformed by Puxian spoke up. She pointed at San Zang's nose fiercely and cursed: "Get out of here, our family does not welcome evil monks like you who are worse than animals!"
Hearing this,
San Zan turned to look at the other party, and said with worry on his face: "This little female benefactor insults the people who have been appointed by the Buddha to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Be careful to go to tongue-pulling hell!"
Little daughter:…(⊙_⊙;)…I’m sorry…
At this time,
San Zan touched the tip of his nose and asked more carefully: "Young... little female donor, you see that your mother and your eldest sister are both dead. Is it okay for us to get married and inherit the family property..."
Just in the middle of San Zang's words,
Three angry, sharp voices, mixed with endless hostility and murderous intent, appeared in this house at the same time, resounding through the void——
"roll!!!"
In no time,
The third burial took the monkey, Zhu Bajie, and the white dragon mule monk flying out of the air to salute, and they were driven out of the house in embarrassment!
And at this time,
San Zan seemed to be unwilling to give up and looked behind him. Looking at the three figures in the main hall, he said loudly and unwillingly:
"The three female benefactors and the poor monk dare to swear to my Buddha. The poor monk is indeed the eminent monk appointed by my Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn the scriptures. He is an innocent young man. If the poor monk is not an eminent monk, wouldn't my Buddha and Bodhisattva be beaten five times by heaven? Thunder?!"
"Three female donors, you may wish to consider that money and wealth are all external possessions. The poor monk sent you to heaven, and you have all the wealth..."
boom!
Before San Zan could say anything, the livid-faced old lady waved her hand, and the door that had been knocked down by the monkey's punch suddenly stood up on its own.
It happened that San Buran, who was about to enter, was blocked from the door!
Later,
San Zang came to the door and banged the door again. After finding that the door was not moved at all and that there was a kind of power protecting the entire compound,
Then he breathed a long sigh of relief!
Looking at the monkey who was enjoying himself from beginning to end, the worry in his eyes disappeared!
Subsequently,
He pointed at the monkey, laughed softly and cursed: "You slutty monkey, if the gate hadn't been erected by itself in the end and the master had confirmed that they were not mortals, the master would have put a hat on you and blocked your mouth!"
"Hey hey hey..."
The monkey couldn't help but feel happy after hearing this. After jumping three steps, he said with a smile: "Master, even if my cultivation is not at the peak, I can still recognize whether it is a human, a ghost, an immortal, or a Buddha!"
After saying that,
The monkey grinned again and said, "Master, you are really awesome!"
"nonsense!"
San Zan waved his big hand and said proudly: "What is this? When I ordered more than a hundred monks in the temple to vomit thousands of liters of blood, you were still being suppressed!"
After saying that,
San Zang looked at the courtyard behind him again, and shouted loudly with all his strength, "Three female benefactors, I'll be waiting for you all night, please think carefully!"
…
puff!
puff!
puff!
In the courtyard,
The three people who had just calmed down trembled at the same time. After spitting out half a basin of blood, they slumped down on the chairs.
At this time,
The eldest daughter looked up at the sky with empty eyes and said to herself: "Why can I still hear him talking?"
The younger daughter calmed down and almost collapsed and said, "I don't know, it's probably the monkey's fault!"
When they erected the gate to block San Zang and others, they also blocked their voices.
Because of the three Bodhisattvas,
I really don’t want to hear that disgusting, angry, murderous voice!
same,
They didn't hear the conversation between San Zang and Monkey just now!
And at this time,
The old lady transformed by Guanshiyin once again had a fierce light in her empty eyes, and said bitterly: "Tonight... use the magic of dreams to destroy these three evil beasts!"
Hearing this,
The 'daughters' transformed by Manjusri and Samantabhadra looked at each other in shock, but finally nodded!
As long as they are asleep and their consciousness becomes less active,
The three Bodhisattvas can easily use their magical powers to drag them into dreams to refine their minds, and even destroy their Taoist minds!
…
Night falls,
Zhu Bajie, who looked pale, looked at the pot of boiling water in front of him, the barbecue grill next to him, and San Buran who smiled at him from time to time.
Zhu Bajie's heart went straight to his throat!
He swallowed the old phlegm furiously, but he couldn't swallow his heart into his stomach. Instead, he swallowed it to the point where he was frightened and terrified!
Thinking of what he said during the day of the third burial, Zhu Bajie became even more panicked!
At this time,
San Zan walked up to Zhu Bajie, patted his forehead, and said with a smile: "Go to bed early, the sun will rise as usual tomorrow!"
After saying that,
San Zang, who had just turned around, seemed to hear something, turned his head again, looked at Zhu Bajie out of the corner of his eye, and said casually:
"You don't need to take what I said during the day to heart, because I am not such a narrow-minded person!"
"Just like your senior brother always messes with me, my teacher didn't even put the life-threatening band on it's head with his own hands!"
After saying this,
San Zang turned his back to Zhu Bajie, went back to the barbecue grill, lay down, and fell asleep comfortably!
And at this time,
Zhu Bajie's face turned even paler when he looked at Sun Wukong who hung himself on a treetop, plucked a few monkey hairs and turned into a little monkey. He was watching over him all night long!
Damn,
Are you not wearing it for monkeys?
You didn't find a chance!
Not long ago, Sun Wukong told it that after the battle with the mouse head in Huangfengling, one night, the monkey fell asleep and was suddenly awakened by a heart palpitations.
As soon as I open my eyes,
He saw San Zan standing in front of him, staring at his head, and holding something in his arms!
From then on,
Even if a monkey is beaten to death, it will stop sleeping on the ground and will release little monkeys to warn the surrounding area!
Thinking of this,
Zhu Bajie looked pale and after swallowing a mouthful of old phlegm, he collapsed to the ground with a pop!
Looking at the big pot and the blazing barbecue grill not far away, Zhu Bajie broke out in a cold sweat.
In a trance,
It seemed like it could see something cooking in the pot and something grilling on the grill. It smelled so good!
…
midnight,
I don’t know how many times I looked at the old lady outside through the crack in the door. She turned her head in confusion and looked at the eldest daughter beside her.
Pointing to the outside, he kept digging his buttocks with a nine-tooth nail, digging out eighty-one bloody holes.
He frowned and asked, "Didn't you release the sleepy bug that can make Da Luo fall asleep? Even the monkeys who have practiced the Eighty-nine Mysterious Techniques have fallen asleep, so why hasn't this pig fallen asleep yet?"
(End of chapter)
