“Never received a bad review?”
Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this.
It really wanted to ask, did San Zang speak human language?
Does it hurt when killing a pig?
Would the pig still tell him?
As for bad reviews?
The coffin seller on the street seems to have never received negative reviews. How do you explain this?
Looking at Zhu Bajie’s pale face,
The monkey on the side couldn't help but grin, then jumped in front of San Zang and said with a smile: "Master, something is not right!"
"Uh-huh!"
San Zang, who didn't understand the meaning of Monkey's words at first, suddenly looked at Monkey after being stunned for half a breath, his eyes widened.
Surprised eyes quickly appeared, almost flowing out of his eyes!
At this time,
The monkey grinned again, pointed to the compound halfway up the mountain, and said in a low voice: "Master, these eyes of my old grandson are not just for show. I have never noticed anyone living here before!"
Hearing this,
San Zan was immediately overjoyed and said, "You mean...there are monsters here?"
After saying that,
San Buran began to arrange his clothes and asked Zhu Bajie to get his miter and tin staff. He was as excited as an ignorant young man about to get married.
Seeing this scene,
The monkey grabbed San Zang's arm, smiled angrily and said, "Master, I didn't say there were monsters there!"
Saying,
Before the astonishment on Sanzang's face turned stiff, the monkey pointed at the building halfway up the mountain and said meaningfully:
"Master, the house that suddenly appeared was shrouded in auspicious clouds, and there was a faint flash of holy light. It was not a cave of monsters, and it was not a home of good deeds or a place of great merit in the world, so Master..."
Speaking of which,
Monkey quietly patted the back of San Zang's hand and winked at him.
for a moment,
The third burial brought back memories!
oh,
Xiangyun?
Holy light?
Not a demon!
Inhuman!
Thinking of this,
Sanzang's expression changed, and after blowing out a stream of white air from his nose angrily, he rolled up his sleeves and cursed: "Knock on Rinano's legs, it won't end..."
Saying,
After the third burial, I prepared to climb the mountain. I first demolished the house, and then started wrangling with these Bodhisattvas and Arhats who were full and had nothing to do!
but,
Before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by the monkey again. He only heard the monkey say: "Master, if you go up like this, you will not be good to anyone if you fall out, so why not play with them!"
"Have fun?"
After hearing this, San Zan was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and said thoughtfully: "Well, spanking a child on a rainy day is just leisure time. I think it's okay, let's go!"
After saying that,
The third burial took the monkey and Zhu Bajie, whose head was full of 'shrimp pig heart' and 'big pot of braised pork', and walked towards Zhuangzi halfway up the mountain.
When he arrived outside the village, Sanzang glared at Zhu Bajie with warning eyes, and then asked the monkey to knock on the door!
Sa!
After receiving the instructions from San Buran, Monkey arrived at the entrance of the villa in an instant, raised his small fist and beat the solid wood door in front of him!
Boom!
There was a muffled sound,
The door, which was more than twenty centimeters thick, shook violently, and then the dirt fell from the four corners of the door. The huge door looked like a drunkard who had been suffocated by a hammer.
There was a bang,
It fell down neatly, splashing countless dust!
It alarmed the old lady who was transformed into Guanyin inside and was waiting for San Buran and his party!
At this time,
The monkey scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "Master... you have used too much strength!"
And at this time,
San Zan looked at the livid old lady walking out with a cane, but shook her head indifferently and said:
"My Buddha is merciful. It seems that this family doesn't seem to be short of money. It's just a gate. This family shouldn't take it seriously!"
"The elder has such a big heart!"
The old lady, who was almost angry, looked at San Zang with murderous intent, and said bitterly: "Elder, knock on the door as soon as you knock, destroy the door, are you here to kick the house?"
San Buran replied: "Amitabha, the old lady's words are serious. Monks have nothing in all four things. How can they be competitive!"
"That old man's door..."
"It must have been in disrepair and the door frame was fragile, so it fell down with just a few knocks by the poor monk!"
San Yan didn't wait for the old lady to finish speaking before he started to answer.
And after finishing speaking, he looked at the old man in front of him with vigilant eyes and said in a deep voice: "Old madam, your behavior is called porcelain in the Tang Dynasty, and you will be arrested by the government!"
"I……"
The old lady looked at the door shaft with thick adult arms and fresh broken marks. After being silent for a long time, she decided not to reason with this arrogant person.
Instead, prepare to continue executing your plan!
then,
The old lady suppressed the anger in her heart and turned it into a smile. She looked at Tang San and said with a smile, "It turns out he is an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Please... please come in!"
Damn it?
Are you not angry about this?
After San Zan and Hou Hou looked at each other in surprise, they took the anxious Zhu Bajie into the courtyard without a gate.
After entering,
The old lady said that she also believed in Buddhism and how devout she was. Finally, she talked about the quarrel between the parents and said that there were two beautiful daughters in her family who were both nine years old and so on.
at last,
The old lady, who was about thirty-five years old and still had her charm, looked at Tang San's funeral and said with a smile: "Elder, it's a long way to go to the West, so you might as well settle here and live a happy life!"
Saying,
The old lady deliberately glanced behind a few people and let her two 'daughters' show their faces before continuing:
"Elder, it happens that there are no men in my village. Although I am a mother, I am not very old. It happens that the elder and his party are also three people. If the elder wants it, after a hundred years, this Zhuangzi and the Wan Guan family wealth will all belong to the elder. ?”
When the old lady said this, she used the Buddhist mantra "Lion's Roar",
As long as there is a trace of hesitation or heartbeat in San Zan's heart, and if Monkey and Zhu Bajie have slightly other thoughts, their Buddha's heart and Tao heart will collapse.
certainly,
She would be in danger if she used the mantra, but she didn't believe that just one word from Tang San and his entourage could shake her heart!
After all, he is a quasi-sage,
The two corpses are quasi-saints!
No matter what scene he has never seen, what kind of mantra he has never heard, there are people who can hurt him, but there are people who can shake his true heart.
Not yet!
so,
After the old lady finished saying this, she smiled and waited for San Zang's answer.
no matter what the result is,
She has confidence,
The one who was injured in the end must be San Zang!
at the same time,
Under the secret instruction of the old lady, her "two daughters" also came out and showed off their graceful figures crazily in front of the three masters and apprentices.
At the same time, he was "laughing and laughing", and he kept saying with the power of mantra, "Yes, elder, stay, you will not only enjoy the happiness of family, but also have a huge family fortune" "Come on, be happy" like this if,
To disturb San Zang’s original intention!
but,
Just when the old lady was feeling proud and thought that San Zang couldn't bear it, she suddenly saw San Zan standing up and looking at her with clear eyes.
He said calmly: "Thank you, old lady, for your kindness. If the old lady insists, I will accept it!"
"In addition, the poor monk, the monkey and the pig, have no feelings for human women. Moreover, the poor monk has a big appetite and the baby is bigger, so he is faced with the matter of being entrusted by the female donor and later sacrificing his life to feed Tao. , the poor monk has to do it himself!"
After saying that,
San Zan ignored the shocked and astonished expressions of the three women in front of him and turned to look at Monkey and Zhu Bajie. After waving his sleeves, he said confidently:
"You two find a place to rest. Tomorrow morning, I will inherit the old lady's wealth. It will only delay your trip for one night. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter..."
