stupid!
Very confused!
Very confused!
Dihua is confused!
After walking out of Huangfengling for eight hundred miles, Zhu Bajie still didn't know what happened. Instead, he looked at the unhappy monkey with a confused look on his face.
Although I am curious, I dare not speak!
Ever since Tang Sanzun took out the hat, he found that the monkey had been depressed, as if his beloved peach had been stolen!
As for why?
Bajie didn't dare to ask, for fear that San Buran would put that hat on his head that even monkeys were afraid of.
Although he didn't know what that hat was, he was sure that it was definitely not a good thing!
Even for that hat,
It can even detect that the relationship between San Zang and the monkey doesn't seem to be as harmonious as before!
…
At the end of the year,
Winter time!
The third burial actually arrived near Liusha River a year and a half earlier than the Buddhas expected!
But if you look at Longma, who has already lost two laps of weight, and Zhu Bajie, who can be called 'slender', you can understand the cost of the third burial's desperate rush!
The monkey himself has a profound background, and San Zang always gave me Buddha game meat whenever he had nothing to do along the way. Therefore, instead of feeling weak as he rushed, he became more and more excited as he hurried on.
That's why he appeared near Liusha River at the wrong time!
"Eight Hundred Miles of Liusha River?!"
The monkey looked at the stone tablet in front of him and muttered: "The world of eight hundred quicksands and the depth of three thousand weak waters. Goose feathers cannot float, but reeds sink to the bottom!"
After seeing this poem,
The monkey jumped up and arrived in front of San Zang. He pointed at the huge river in front of him and said worriedly: "Master, this river is difficult to cross!"
"Yes, Master!"
Zhu Bajie on the side also came up, looked at the turbulent river in front of him, and said uneasily: "Master, there are usually monsters in dangerous places like this!"
(⊙o⊙)
monster?
After hearing these two words, Sanzang immediately became energetic. He stared at the Liusha River in front of him with big eyes. After looking at it again and again, he let out a long breath.
He said helplessly: "It's a pity that my teacher is not good at water fighting!"
After saying that,
San Zan then looked at the monkey, waved his hands and said with a bored expression: "Monkey, if there are monsters here, I'll leave them to you!"
"Hey hey hey..."
After hearing this, the monkey grinned and said with an embarrassed face: "Master, I am not good at water fighting either!"
aside,
Zhu Bajie quickly shook his head and explained before San Zan and Monkey could turn around.
"No, no, no... Although in my previous life, I was Marshal Tianpeng in charge of the 300,000-strong navy in heaven, but now I am a pig, and I am not good at water fighting!"
"Why!"
After hearing this, San Zan couldn't help but sigh, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said helplessly: "They are all landlubbers, that's all. I am merciful, please spare this monster's life today!"
After saying that,
San Zang jumped off the dragon horse directly, looked at the Liusha River in front of him and said to himself: "Eight hundred miles, eight hundred miles..."
Speaking of which,
Sanzang suddenly turned to look at the monkey: "Can your big stick be made eight hundred miles long and build a bridge across the quicksand river?!"
The monkey smiled and said: "It is possible, but it is so long that I can't control its weight. I'm afraid that if the bridge is not built properly, my baby will sink to the bottom of the river first!"
"That's it!"
After hearing this, San Zang raised the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand, looked at the surging Liusha River, and felt heroic in his heart, and said with great confidence:
"In ancient times, the Buddha crossed the river with a reed, but now I have three burials and can cross 800 miles in one breath!"
After saying that,
The blood energy in San Zang's body exploded instantly. As the brocade cassock was blown by the energy, the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand was like an arrow leaving the string.
Shoot directly towards the other side of Liusha River!
Immediately afterwards,
With enough energy, San Zangcai jumped up, flying like a meteor in the sky. He jumped onto the nine-ringed tin staff and turned into a black dot in the blink of an eye.
Quickly disappeared from the sight of Monkey and Zhu Bajie!
Until then,
In the ears of Monkey and Bajie, the sound of San Zang came -
"Monkey, if my flying stick is exhausted, remember to hit it. If it falls into the river, you must wear that hat!"
"Fuck!"
When the monkey heard this, his eyes turned red, and he chased after him, fearing that San Buran would really fall into the river!
at the same time,
The monkey looked at San Zang's back and said anxiously: "Master, otherwise let me, Old Sun, carry you there!"
"It's only 800 miles away, so I can be a teacher!"
Sun Wukong:......
as long as you are happy!
finally,
It was the monkey who carried the three burials across the Liusha River!
(Actually, I don’t understand the original work very much. In the original work, the monkey said that Tripitaka was a mortal and couldn’t carry it on his back. The gods also said the same thing! But why could those goblins blow him and blow up a demonic wind to sweep him away?)
What?
You said that goose feathers do not float in the Liusha River?
You first see if the nine-ringed tin stick is close to the water when it flies!
Subsequently,
Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong, who were stunned by this horse flea operation, also flew across the Liusha River and continued to move westward!
Only the bottom of the Liusha River remains,
That roller blind with all the question marks on its head!
same,
Not only the roller blinds trapped under the water, but also all the people in the three realms who were paying attention to the journey to the west were all confused!
No, no,
Why didn't Jin Chanzi play his cards according to the routine?
And the curtain-rolling general who was punished by the Jade Emperor just watched them flying across the Liusha River so stupidly, didn't he know how to stop it?
this moment,
Lao Jun's face suddenly darkened, because the rolling curtain was also a secret move of his!
Western sky,
The many treasures that also wanted to use the identity of the rolling curtain to swallow up the luck of human religion almost fell from the golden lotus of ninth grade merit, which scared Ananda and Kasyapa to the point where they did not dare to speak casually!
at the same time,
Guanshiyin came out of the fairy island in the South China Sea again. This time he didn't even bother to hide. Instead, he directly used his magic and went straight to the third burial team.
Just when San Zan and others flew across the Liusha River and had not traveled twenty miles, the extremely ugly-looking Guanyin appeared in front of them!
Staring at San Zang, he asked coldly: "Tang Sanzang, who asked you to fly across the Liusha River?"
"What?"
San Zang, who was in a bad mood because he didn't kill the monster, looked at Guanyin with crooked eyes and said displeasedly:
"Only you immortals and Buddhas can fly here and there, while the poor monks have to run barefoot? Or do you mean that the great master wants to let the poor monks swim across the quicksand river where the feathers are not floating?"
"Tang Sanzang!"
Hearing this,
Guan Shiyin stared at San Zang with an angry face, her gloomy face seemed to be dripping with water, and she said in an extremely cold tone:
"There is a water demon in the Liusha River, and my Buddha has given me some guidance. I am willing to be your third disciple and protect you when you go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"
Um?
After hearing this, San Zang's eyes stood up, and he said with great displeasure: "Again, you give a poor monk a disciple? Master, don't say that the poor monk has a bad attitude, have you ever thought about the poor monk's feelings?"
Seeing Tang San's "I'm very unhappy" look, Guan Shiyin resisted the urge to slap him to death, gritted his teeth and said word by word:
"Tang Sanzang, this is the decree of our Buddha. If you want to obtain the true scripture, you must..."
"This scripture... I won't take it anymore!"
Before Guanshiyin could finish speaking, he felt that he had been clearly arranged for a third burial, which made him even more angry, so he directly interrupted forcefully,
Interrupted Guanyin's words!
but,
Guanshiyin didn't seem to understand what he meant, but frowned slightly and asked subconsciously: "Tang Sanzang, what did you just say?"
"I said……"
As Tang Sanzian spoke, he got off Longma's body with a straight face. After adjusting his clothes, he looked straight at Guanyin and said word by word:
"Since the poor monk doesn't accept disciples, he can't go to the Western Heaven to defeat the Buddha's Imprisonment Sutra... Then I'm leaving???"
(End of chapter)
