What the hell,
What made Gao Yuanwai feel even more outrageous was that he also ordered someone to set up a big barbecue grill?
This makes the old man look big!
At this time,
In the distant sky, a black spot suddenly appeared. The black spot was approaching Gao Laozhuang at an extremely fast speed.
You can see it in a trance,
That was a pig flying in the sky with a bruised nose and swollen face, covered in blood!
The next second!
boom!
After a small muffled sound appeared, dust flew everywhere,
Covered in blood, with its head smashed and all four hooves twisted to one side, Zhu Ganghye looked like a small mountain of meat, lying there expressionlessly.
He stared blankly at the pot in front of him, like an old sow waiting to be plucked out of the pot!
And at this time,
San Zan strode to the front of Zhu Ganghye, looked down at the pig demon in front of him, who was only half-breathing, and raised his brows slightly:
"That's it? How dare you brag about killing a poor monk?!"
After saying that,
A cold light flashed in San Zang's eyes, and the nine-ring tin staff in his hand shook. He stared coldly at Zhu Gangxuan, and asked loudly: "Tell me, what grudges do you have with Xitian?"
"snort!"
The pig demon glanced at San Zang with fear, then lay there and groaned:
"In my previous life, I, old pig, was the Tianpeng Marshal in charge of 300,000 navy troops in the heaven. Later, my body was destroyed by Duobao's plan, and my true spirit was reincarnated into a pig, and I became like this..."
Speaking of which,
Zhu Ganghe glanced at Tang Sanzong cautiously, and then said in a low voice: "Tell me, do I, Old Zhu, have any grudge against Xitian?"
"Amitabha, 300,000 navy troops... no wonder there is no negative gossip in heaven!"
After hearing this, San Zan showed compassion and murmured a few words in a low voice. Then he looked at the pig in front of him with a desire to survive and clasped his hands together. He said expressionlessly:
"The hatred of death is irreconcilable. If I were you, I would have killed you in the West Heaven. You would never harm a good woman here. However, I have always been compassionate, so I will reluctantly do it today. I will personally send you to the West to find my Buddha." Seek justice!”
After saying that,
Sanzang quietly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, waved his big hand and said loudly: "Here comes the knife!"
Click, click, click...
As San Zang finished speaking, five strong men carried a machete and walked towards San Zang with a huff. The sharp blade was illuminated by the sun.
But it exudes a soul-stirring cold light!
At this time,
Zhu Gang's eyes widened, and the limbs that had been broken by the monkey swayed with the torso, rubbing crazily on the ground, trying to get out of the range of the three-burial machete, and exclaimed loudly:
"Senior monk, wait a minute, wait a minute, listen to what I, an old pig, say: I am here to wait for the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty on the orders of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and at the same time, I will protect the eminent monk who is traveling westward to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Please spare my life, eminent monk!"
"Um???"
After hearing this,
San Zan's eyes immediately stood up, with murderous intent in his eyes. He looked condescendingly at Zhu Ganghye's neck and cursed loudly:
"Anima's Buddha is in the Buddha's eyes... You evildoer, die!"
As San Zang cursed,
He suddenly waved the machete in his hand and slashed at Zhu Ganghye's neck!
at this time,
call out!
A white thread that could not be detected by ordinary people suddenly appeared from mid-air and instantly entangled the machete in Sanzang's hand, and then the machete broke apart inch by inch!
The next second,
Before San Zang could raise his head to search, an old man riding a bull in white clothes, white hair, and white beard appeared silently in mid-air, looking down at San Zang.
While his face was full of arrogance, his eyes also exuded extreme contempt and indifference!
but,
Before San Zan could say anything, Lao Jun suddenly appeared and threw a pill, hitting Zhu Ganghe's mouth.
Subsequently,
Zhu Gangxi's injuries recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye!
Even its twisted limbs were restored with a crackling sound, and in just three breaths,
His momentum has returned to its peak!
The senior officials and others watching on the side were dumbfounded, and were so shocked that they were speechless for a long time!
At this time,
The monkey jumped directly in front of San Zang and stood between him and Lao Jun. He looked at him with a smile but not a smile. The visitor was unkind and Taishang Lao Jun asked:
"Laojun, if you don't stay there in Lihentian, why are you here?"
"You're a bastard and you know what you're talking about!"
The old man looked at the monkey displeased and said angrily: "To deal such a harsh blow to an old friend is really shocking to me!"
"Hehe... we can't kill my old grandson if we can't kill each other, it's because this fool has no ability!"
After the monkey waved his hand disdainfully, he looked at Laojun cautiously and asked with a sneer: "Besides, it is this pig demon who is causing harm to mortal women in the front, and I, Old Sun, are behind when there is injustice!"
"splash……"
"Are you Taishang Laojun?!"
Before Lao Jun could speak, San Zang on the side looked at him in a questioning tone and said coldly:
"Why didn't you come out when this monster was causing trouble to the world? Now the poor monk is preparing to slay the monsters, but you stop him. Could it be that the dignified old gentleman is with this monster?"
Um?
Hearing this,
Lao Jun's face fell, he looked at San Zang displeased and said, "Tang Sanzang, do you know the consequences of talking to Pindao like this?"
"Consequences? Humph!"
After hearing this, San Zang raised the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand and stabbed it hard on the ground. The facial features on his face suddenly became ferocious.
Then he looked at Laojun unkindly and yelled loudly: "The incarnation of the dignified Sanqing Saint and Supreme Laojun actually threatened a poor monk for the sake of a monster who is causing harm to the world!"
Speaking of which,
San Zang's eyes suddenly became extremely sharp. The nine-ringed tin staff in his hand shook, and he pointed far ahead at the displeased and livid Taishang Laojun——
this moment,
Di Xin, who had secretly raised his hand, suddenly raised his eyebrows and slowly lowered his hand, with an expectant expression on his face that was half a smile but not a smile!
at the same time,
Avalokitesvara on the fairy island in the South China Sea suddenly opened his eyes. The moment a smile appeared, he said to himself: "Old gentleman, I want to see if you dare to take action!"
heaven,
The Jade Emperor watched the farce below with relish, lying on the throne of the Emperor of Heaven, as leisurely as a retired old man basking in the sun!
Yaochi,
The Queen Mother, who was taking a nap, suddenly burst into excitement. The two giant pandas jumped up and down, as if protesting that the Queen Mother had shocked them both.
but,
The Queen Mother turned a blind eye to their protests. Instead, she looked at Gao Laozhuang's position with great interest, grabbed a big flat peach, and bit it hard.
Bah!
The sticky juice splashed around and hit the two dishonest giant pandas, causing them to quickly regain their composure!
Inside the Three Stars Cave with the slanting moon,
Subhuti pinched his mustache and was also watching the farce in Gao Laozhuang, especially the monkey that was not wearing a tight band. He always felt that things were beyond everyone's expectations.
Especially the way he looked at Lao Jun was full of doubts——
Why is Laojun's aura so weak? !
The west,
In the Thunder Pavilion!
Ananda hurried in and said with a bitter look on his face: "My Buddha, something bad has happened. The reincarnation of the golden cicada is at odds with the Supreme Lord!"
Hearing this,
Kasyapa, who was on the side, smiled contemptuously and said: "This person reincarnated by Jin Chanzi is not from my Lingshan Mountain. If he offends Laojun, what does he have to do with my Buddha?!"
Hearing this,
The timid Duobao who had just felt uneasy breathed a sigh of relief and said with a relaxed look: "Yes, if the person reincarnated by Jin Chanzi offends the old man, what does it have to do with me!"
…
at the same time,
Tang San was buried in the spotlight, and under the gaze of all the powerful men, he pointed the nine-ringed tin staff at the tip of Lao Jun's nose. Such a provocative move was enough to slap Lao Jun in the face in public.
And when has the dignified Supreme Lord ever experienced such anger?
Moreover, this was done by a descendant of countless generations, who had been shaved off in public. If he didn't teach the other party a lesson, he would not be able to live up to his reputation as the 'Incarnation of the Supreme Being'!
but,
Before Laojun could teach San Buran a lesson, an angry shout resounded through the void again——
"If you dare to take action, you are provoking me, the Buddha. I, the Buddha, will definitely overthrow your Lihentian, leaving you unable to return home and becoming a lost dog in the three realms!"
"Tai Shang Laojun, do you really think that I, Buddha Tathagata, am just a show-off?!"
(End of chapter)
