"Master, if you subdue the demon, you will subdue the demon. Why do you keep wiping your saliva!"
The monkey stared at San Zang nervously.
I still remember that when I was at Wuzhishan, after San Zan saw me, he used a nine-ringed tin stick to pry his head open without saying a word.
So after seeing San Zang wiping his saliva, the monkey felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity!
Furthermore,
Monkey feels that he is not himself now!
Back then, there was trouble in the Heavenly Palace,
The Monkey King's wanton and wild laughter, it has been forgotten how long it has not appeared, and now it is following San Zang all the way west. It should have been smashing and looting along the way, and then leading people into the Western Heaven.
But now,
Monkey always feels like he is just a soy saucer!
It's depressed!
And at this time,
San Zan looked at the anxious monkey, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and grinned: "Monkey, you are in for a treat this time. I heard this is a pot of Tang's Braised Pork!"
Tang's braised pork?
After hearing this, a row of question marks appeared on the back of Monkey's head. Before he could ask, Sanzang noticed the faux pas in his words, and then quickly changed his words:
"It's a very powerful pig demon that can soar into the clouds!"
"oh?"
After hearing this, the monkey's eyes rolled, and he had some understanding in his heart. After nodding lightly, he said with a smile: "Master, as long as you are happy, as long as you are happy!"
happy,
Of course I'm happy!
Not only was the third burial happy, the horse was also happy!
then,
Under the leadership of that servant, San Zang and Monkey followed to Gao Laozhuang!
As soon as I entered Zhuangzi,
The servant hurriedly rushed into the courtyard and shouted: "Master, master, I have found an expert who can conquer demons!"
Accompanied by a clanging sound, a little old man on crutches and a woman with a worried look came out tremblingly.
After seeing the three burials and monkeys,
The leader of the little old man's eyes suddenly widened, then his body trembled, and he collapsed on the ground with a thud. He pointed in the direction of the monkey and said in a hoarse and frightened voice:
"Ya...youkai, monster, don't come over!!!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"
Seeing this, San Zan quickly recited the Buddha's name, then looked at the monkey aside and said viciously: "Wukong, look, you scared the old man!"
After saying that,
San Zang stepped forward, and when he was about to reach out, he saw the little old man trembling and struggling back a few times, looking at the monkey in horror,
He said in a voice that was so frightened that he said: "Monster... don't come over. That little eminent monk must take this big monster away quickly!"
After saying that,
San Zang and Monkey were both stunned!
Especially the third burial,
He looked at his hands in astonishment, and then turned to look at the monkey who almost laughed out loud. The flesh on his face was instantly squeezed together.
A pair of sword-shaped eyebrows are piercing toward the sky!
paralysis,
That's too much!
At this time,
The servant who brought San Zang to Gaolaozhuang before quickly ran up to help Gao Yuanwai up, and then bowed to San Zang with an apologetic expression.
Then he hurriedly explained to the senior member: "Sir, this handsome man with sword-shaped eyebrows... oh... is the eminent monk. The hairy little monk next to him is the disciple of this eminent monk!"
Click, click, click...
now,
San Zan looked at the servant, his eyes narrowed to a slit, glowing with a faint cold light like a cold pool, and his fists clenched tightly, making a crisp crackling sound of the joints!
Seeing this,
Knowing that San Zang had murderous intentions in his heart, the monkey quickly stepped forward and grabbed San Zang's hand, anxiously but in a low voice: "Master, calm down, we are here to subjugate demons, not to forcibly convert others!"
"Hi! Hoo!"
After taking a deep breath, Sanzang finally suppressed the murderous intention in his heart, and then turned to look at the monkey and said: "Monkey, don't you understand what you are saying? Let me go!"
After saying that,
After the monkey's half push, Sanzang broke away from the monkey's bony arm with a straight face, and walked slowly to the old man.
He put his hands together and said with a smile: "Old benefactor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to defeat the Buddha. He heard that there were demons making trouble here, so he took the initiative to bring his disciples to conquer the demons!"
"Oh oh oh……"
After hearing this, the old man felt relieved. After carefully looking at San Buran a few times and confirming that the other party was indeed not a monster,
Then I breathed a sigh of relief secretly!
Subsequently,
The old man quickly learned how to clasp his hands like San Burian, and his wrinkled old face was filled with a smile full of vigilance and apology.
He looked at San Zang sincerely and said in a low voice: "Eminent monk, I am old and dim-sighted. I just thought that the eminent monk was a monster. Please don't be offended, eminent monk!"
hehe!
San Zan gritted his teeth and sneered in his heart, then explained:
"The monks are compassionate, how can the poor monk blame the donor for just a word from the donor? Please rest assured, the donor, the poor monk is definitely not a narrow-minded person. The donor must trust the poor monk!"
"Believe it, of course I believe it! Hahaha..."
After listening, the old man quickly resolved the embarrassment here with a dry smile. Then he turned to look at the person next to him and said anxiously: "Quick, quick, quick... please come in, the eminent monk!"
Not long after,
San Zang and Monkey entered Gao Laozhuang and became the guests of Gao Yuan Wai, and listened to Gao Yuan Wai's talk about the origin of monsters!
(Dry here...omit some water!)
After a while,
Sanzang looked at the senior official in front of him in shock, stared at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, pointed at the senior official with a wry smile, and gloated:
"What the hell... I, Mi Tuofu, what the donor means is that the donor actually recruited a monster as his son-in-law!"
Gao Yuanwai:…(⊙_⊙;)…
Mrs. Gao and her servants: o_o....
At this time,
San Zan looked at the monkey aside with a wide grin and said loudly:
"The poor monk thought that if he accepted a monster as his apprentice, he would be the most ridiculous person in the world. He didn't expect that there would be someone who recruited a monster as his son-in-law. He didn't even think about whether his own daughter could bear it. How could he say 'that's awesome'? I can’t describe it!”
Sun Wukong: →_→Did you take the wrong medicine?
At this time,
As if aware of the confusion in the monkey's eyes, Sanzang suddenly realized something, and then immediately turned around and looked outside the senior officials.
Shuishou Heshi said with an 'apologetic' look on his face: "Old donor, as the saying goes, monks don't tell lies. I am a humble monk who speaks his mind straight. If there is any offense in his words, please forgive me, and I hope you won't be offended!"
Senior member: Huhuhu...
The senior member of staff, who could not catch his breath, looked at the appearance of the third burial and almost kicked off his legs and went to complain to the Buddha on the spot!
Male Gobi,
This is definitely revenge for what he said wrongly just now. Isn’t this called being petty?
The monk said to the dog,
Even if you mock me for my poor eyesight, you can't say "old donor" in such a strong way. Doesn't this mean you're going to piss the old man off to death?
Thinking of this,
Outside the senior staff member who had regained consciousness, he pointed at Tang Sanzong with a pale face, out of breath, and yelled with a pale face: "Get out... get out!"
"Come here, beat this evil monk out... Beat him up! Get him out! Go!!!"
(End of chapter)
