"Huh? Where are the people?!"
The old abbot just thought about the matter for a moment, and after he came back to his senses, he found that San Zang's figure had disappeared!
I was shocked,
He stood up in a moment, and was about to mobilize the monks in the temple to go to the third burial, when a pair of sword eyebrows suddenly appeared beside him,
After seeing the old abbot's face wrinkled because he was anxious, he couldn't help but look heartbroken.
He whispered: "Master, why don't you go lie down for a while, I think you are a little confused, my disciple will help you back now!"
"Don't go!"
After seeing this face, the old abbot felt a pain in his balls, and was unwilling to say more. Instead, he blew his beard, glared, and said viciously;
"Let's go, follow Master to the main hall to meditate!"
but,
At this time, San Buran showed a coy and ugly look, looked at the old abbot and whispered: "Master, today it's time to go to Yuan Li's house to chant sutras and chant Buddha's name!"
Uh-huh!
After hearing the three words "Li Yuanwai", the old abbot suddenly trembled, as if countless spirits were pouring out of his body.
The loose cassock was blown up!
The next second,
The old abbot was so angry that his teeth were broken and his whole body was trembling with anger. He pointed at Sanzang's nose and cursed:
"You, you, you...go back. If you dare to step into Mr. Li's wife's house, and if you dare to approach that evildoer again, as a teacher, as a teacher...poof!"
As the old abbot gritted his teeth, maybe it was because he was too excited, or maybe he was remembering some unbearable past events,
In short,
He opened his mouth and spat out half a basin of old blood, preparing to give San Zang a bloody blow!
Seeing this,
Among the monks in the distance, those who followed the old abbot from Lingshan Mountain to gain merit, shook their heads helplessly at the same time, and showed sadness on their faces——
Mr. Li,
It was the neighbor who moved in half a year after San Buran came to the temple. That same year, Yuan Li had a daughter.
What should I say about my daughter's appearance?
From a young age, he is a seedling that will bring disaster to the country and the people, and he becomes more and more upright as he grows up. Not only is he proficient in playing, chess, calligraphy, painting, dancing, playing and singing at a young age, he is also an expert in financial management!
but,
For such a wonderful seedling, the monks in the temple all agreed that she was not very bright!
Because she doesn’t like handsome young men and doesn’t like fame and wealth,
I just like Tang Sanbian, who has thick eyebrows, big eyes and eight pairs of abdominal muscles!
When I was eight years old,
In addition to running to the temple every three days, she also asked San Bian to visit her boudoir every two days. Unfortunately, she was stopped by the old abbot who was as discerning as a pig!
Until two months ago, on the day when the monks vomited thousands of liters of blood,
Mr. Li generously donated 30,000 taels of silver to the temple, which enabled all the monks in the temple to have monk robes and bedding, and the old abbot also redeemed his wig and underwear.
Thus, I owe Yuan Li a huge favor!
then,
A month ago, at the invitation of Foreign Minister Li, all the monks from Jinshan Temple went to Li's house and held a Dharma assembly. They were afraid that the abbot would become a demon again.
Of course I took this reckless man away!
but,
When the puja started, San Zang was still sitting half a foot away from the abbot. But when the puja ended an hour later, San Zang was nowhere to be seen.
at last,
It was the old abbot who discovered San Zang and the little girl with an excited and crimson complexion, disheveled hair, red pupils, and extreme nervousness in the woods outside the Li Mansion.
It was also that day,
Halfway through the golden fairyland, the old abbot discovered that the little girl turned out to be a demon. Originally, he wanted to subjugate the demon, but he couldn't resist the sudden appearance of Mr. Li.
at last,
It was only when the abbot realized that the boy was still behind the third burial that he let go of his worries. He and Li Yuanwai deliberately covered up the matter, so it was settled!
Why, you ask?
Just because the old man's surname was Li, even if the abbot accidentally discovered their origins, he would not dare to be cruel to them privately!
The reasons are yours,
Savor it carefully!
And since then,
The abbot paid closer attention to San Zang, almost to the point of never leaving!
That's why when he heard that the third funeral was going to Yuan Li's house, he was so angry that he vomited blood——
At this time,
San Zang, who avoided the abbot's blood attack, looked at his master with some confusion, scratched his head that was like a light bulb, and asked in confusion:
"Master, why do you say Miss Li is a monster?"
"I'm telling you, Master, she knows magic. Just last time we were in the woods, she turned into a big white tiger. She was so white, fat, and big. I think the disciple can stew two or three pots! "
Sanzang said excitedly, showing off his biceps again, as if he was remembering something again, and said with gleaming eyes:
"Master, you don't know, last time she turned into a white tiger to scare me, and she even wanted to knock me down and bite me. Guess what..."
"How dare a little white tiger show off in front of me? I knocked her down with my backhand, and then I gave her a violent beating while riding on her. After beating her for more than ten times, I pissed her off!"
San Zang raised his fist as he spoke, showing off his strength. He ignored the old abbot's dark face and continued to say proudly:
"Master, you don't know, she also said that I can make her very comfortable. She wants me to be a tiger-riding hero for the rest of my life, and she also wants to be my disciple's white tiger for the rest of her life!"
Gudu!
The old abbot, who had just swallowed a mouthful of old blood, suddenly felt a pain in his heart as his forehead veins popped out, his temples throbbed.
The power within the body was like a herd of wild horses that had escaped the reins, instantly transforming into a hundred thousand out-of-control grass and mud horses, running around like a chicken with blood—
Immediately afterwards,
With a pop,
The cassock on the abbot's body was torn apart by the inadvertently leaked Qi. After revealing his white and pale golden skin, his body trembled violently as if he had been hit hard by a hammer, and his eyes looked at the sky blankly.
puff!
A blood arrow like a fountain shot directly into the sky five feet high, turning into a small rain of blood and falling down——
Plop sound,
The old abbot fell straight to the ground like a wooden stake!
Subsequently,
A shadow, invisible to mortal eyes, emerged from this body with a curse—
"Fuck...I quit. I want to go back to Lingshan. I can't stand it anymore!"
"Who the hell told me that this is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi? And he even said he was a disciple of Buddha, that's bullshit!"
"I quit!"
As this cursing voice appeared, the illusory figure instantly rose into the sky and headed straight for the Western Spirit Mountain!
He wanted to question Duobao Tathagata, how did he teach his disciples? !
…
at the same time,
Outside the temple, Li Yuanwai's family showed a gloating smile on their faces after seeing the golden shadow. The Buddha they were looking at was,
He almost became a saint and subdued demons!
But he still didn't dare, because these monsters had a backstage, a backstage he couldn't afford to offend!
same,
Di Xin, the 'old farmer' outside Jiangzhou City, naturally saw the figure rising into the sky. When he was confused, he counted with his fingers.
The half cup of tea I just drank was sprayed out!
Although Di Xin is extraordinary,
But he won't keep an eye on the third burial all the time. He just needs to make sure that the third burial doesn't die young!
but,
After he figured out what happened to the third funeral, he still couldn't help but burst out in anger!
After a while,
He twitched and looked at the sky, and said with a look of relief: "Yuan Futong, this kid is much more lively than you, you can rest in peace!"
After saying that,
He looked in the direction of Huashan again and said to himself: "Well, Yang Chan shouldn't blame Gu..."
After listening to the cows grazing outside the door,
He tilted his head and looked at the figure that was quickly leaving, and suddenly felt that the grass in his mouth no longer tasted good...
