"Hey, although Houtu is easy to talk to, he is obviously not good at communicating with others!"
After hearing his words, Di Xin suddenly felt his head buzzing, especially her last sentence, which was obviously mocking him!
What do you mean you are too weak!
Made,
Isn’t he the one who makes Chai Jun beg for mercy every day?
After taking a look at the spiritual root with one-third of its fruit missing, Di Xin quickly calmed down!
But what he doesn't know is,
Hou Tu's temper was famous in ancient times!
If it were any other ancestral wizard, he would probably be knocked off the table on the spot based on his attitude just now!
"I really didn't expect that this bullet enclave was beyond Gu's expectation. It actually triggered a saint war. Manjusri was beaten, and Yuan Shi was taught a lesson by the old thief Hongjun. It can be regarded as revenge for Zhang Guifang and the Four Saints of Kowloon Island!"
"It's just a pity that the lonely general, if... well, that's wrong!"
But at this time,
Di Xin suddenly remembered another thing!
Where is Nezha?
Didn't he ask Nezha to rescue Zhang Guifang? Why didn't he see Nezha's name in the entire battle report?
Thinking of this,
Di Xin looked outside and said loudly: "It is said that Yuan Futong is here to see me!"
soon,
Yuan Futong entered the palace, knelt on the ground and said loudly: "The guilty minister has seen the king!"
Di Xin asked directly: "Have you seen Nezha since you went to Xiqi?"
"Nezha?"
Yuan Futong thought for a while and then said: "I seem to have seen Nezha appear on the night when General Zhang and others were attacked in the Zhou camp!"
"Tell me what you know!"
"Your Majesty, you are so giggling... It seems that Nezha is a road fool. He should have been led away by Jin Zha and Muzha and couldn't find his way back. Anyway, Wei Chen was not seen in the next five days in Xiqi. Until he comes back!"
Snapped!
After hearing what Yuan Futong said, Di Xin slapped himself on the forehead.
he,
Speechless!
At the same time, I also know what happened to the previous 'Ancient Road Yin'.
Love is for Nezha!
Thinking of this,
Emperor Xin waved his hand feebly, and then ordered: "You immediately notify the Dragon King of the Four Seas, launch the Dragon King's temple temples all over the world to search for Nezha, and send people to bring him back. Don't let him get lost!"
After hearing this, Yuan Futong said loudly: "Yes, Your Majesty!"
"By the way, here's Gu's order. Whoever sees Nezha first will slap him three times on Gu's behalf!"
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
After Yuan Futong left, Di Xin looked at the 'Ancient Road Guide' in the system space, a very ordinary-looking headband.
"Ancient Lu Yin: There is no other use than to recognize the road and remember everyone's scent, but this is not a dog, this is Lu Yin!"
Seeing this thing, Di Xin covered his face again!
…
at the same time,
In a certain mountain that is extremely far away from Chaoge, extremely far away from Xiqi, and not close to human territory.
The drunken Nezha hugged the wine jar and said loudly: "Brother, it's my brother who did this!"
In front of him,
The seven monsters, ape, cow, dog, pig, centipede, snake and sheep, happily exchanged bowls with Nezha, and all of them were drunk.
While drinking, the ape suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Brothers, it is our Meishan's honor that Nezha, the adopted son of Wen Sheng Bigan, can come to our Meishan today. Come, let's accompany brother Nezha together." Do this!"
"Brother is right, the other brothers don't dare to say that, drinking, I haven't been afraid of anyone yet!"
"That is, we have no chance to repay the favor given by Wen Sheng. It is our honor to be friends with Wen Sheng's adopted son!"
"Yes, my brothers are right. From now on Nezha will be our brothers. If anyone dares to touch a hair of brother Nezha, we will kill him!"
"Yes, I can kill him. I can kill him for eight generations!"
…
The Meishan Seven Monsters were so drunk that their faces turned red and their necks became thick, and some of them even stuck out their big tongues to brag.
In short,
Just say how you kissed Nezha!
Don't say anything else,
The mantra of humanity taught by Bigan was of great help to them, as if it opened another door to the 'Tao' for them.
Not to mention the smartest Yuan Hong, even the stupidest wild boar spirit Zhu Zizhen started chewing human books after several retreats!
Although he didn't understand it at first and chewed through dozens of bamboo slips, he still understood it after Yuan Hong's "teaching him to the flesh".
This made Yuan Honghuai happy, and his gratitude to Bi Gan became even stronger!
Ever since,
All the good brothers feasted again!
At this time,
Zhu Zizhen suddenly looked at Nezha, puffed out his tongue and said, "Brother Nezha, I have always wanted to ask, did the literary saint give you any instructions when you came to Meishan this time?"
"Father, Wen Sheng? No, no, no...it's just because..."
Nezha was stunned for a moment. He was drunk and was about to tell the real reason when his expression suddenly froze, and then he rolled his eyes.
Definitely can’t tell the real reason!
If someone knew that he was a top-notch road idiot...
Do I still need my identity as the 'disciple of Zhao Gongming, the number one person in the outer sect of interception'?
Do you still want the honor of being the adopted son of the prehistoric literary sage?
When others think of Nezha, only two words will appear in their minds - Lu Chi!
"Ha ha……"
Thinking of this, Nezha smiled awkwardly but politely, and then said: "Brother Zhu said what he said, the purpose of coming this time is to see all the brothers!"
"My adoptive father said that the last time he taught the mantra of humanity, the Seven Sages of Meishan listened most attentively, so I came here just to see a few brothers!"
When Yuan Hong heard this, he was so excited that he immediately stood up and said loudly: "We are seven brothers, thank you Wen Sheng for your concern!"
"Come, brothers, let's toast to the holy cup!"
After Yuan Hong finished speaking,
The other six drunk monsters all stood up, raised their glasses in the direction of Chaoge and said: "We (names are omitted one by one, determined not to drink water) thank you very much for your concern, Wen Sheng, I will do it first as a token of respect! "
After saying that,
The wine jar bottomed out in an instant!
at the same time,
The soul of Bigan, which had been attached to the Sage Pavilion forever, suddenly opened its eyes and searched in the opposite direction for the sudden increase in the power of faith.
His expression froze for a moment, then he smiled bitterly!
Not long after,
The news was passed to Yuan Futong through Emperor Xin, who passed it on to the Dragon King of East China Sea, who in turn passed it on to his second prince.
A quarter of an hour later,
Ao Yi, who was dressed in white and handsome, suddenly came to Meishan!
Subsequently,
A voice suddenly echoed through Meishan——
"Ao Yi, the second prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, came to Meishan to take Nezha away under the orders of the Emperor. I hope the Seven Monsters of Meishan will not stop him!"
"Um?"
Yuan Hong's ears perked up as soon as he heard this. He just glanced outside. The moment he turned around, he saw Nezha, who was still high-spirited and drinking in the big altar.
The wine he drank turned into cold sweat and spewed out of his pores!
after,
Nezha looked at the bewildered Seven Monsters of Meishan, and said in a trembling voice: "You... you sold... sold me... hiccup~~~~"
