Chen Xiaomu rubbed his temples with both hands, closed his eyes and leaned back on the chair. After listening to the half-understood introduction of the old skeleton lady, he felt really exhausted both physically and mentally.
Suddenly an idea came into his head and he almost laughed out loud!
''Young man, what are you so happy about? "The old skeleton lady suddenly laughed when she saw Chen Xiaomu sitting on the chair with his eyes closed, which was a little baffling!
"Old lady, I want to ask you two things."
"go ahead!"
"That's right, why do you want me to do this experiment? If you drink this Laoshizi soul separation water, won't your soul go directly back to your planet Ceres?"
"Because I am not sure that if I drink the water I prepared, my soul will return to Ceres. It just so happens that you look almost like one of my friends from Ceres, so you drank this soul-mind separation water. You can possess your soul in my friend on Ceres!"
"Your mother," Chen Xiaomu cursed secretly, "it turns out that I used my life to find a way for you!"
"Then I can't contact you even when I get to Ceres?"
"Our technology on Ceres is at least ten thousand years ahead of your Earth's, so you don't have to worry about this. Just tell them that my soul is on Earth one hundred thousand light years away, and they will find a way to send your soul back to Earth!"
"Then my soul is gone, what will happen to my skin?" Chen Xiaomu patted his chest.
"Don't worry about this, I will provide you with good food and drink until your soul returns to your body!"
Chen Xiaomu still felt uneasy after thinking about it, "What if your experiment fails and my soul can't come back? Besides, you are so old. If you are gone that day, those hairy beasts you raised will still be there." Why don't you tear my skin apart and eat it?"
The old skeleton woman thought for a while and said: "When the time comes that my skin will no longer work, I may find a way to cling to your skin again!"
"That's not possible. You are clinging to my skin. What will you do if I come back?"
The old skeleton lady smiled, "If you can come back, wouldn't I succeed? I'll give you this skin back to you, and then I'll return to my never-changing skin on Ceres." "
Chen Xiaomu thought about this and raised his index finger, "Help me do one last thing."
"I want to be the emperor of the earth when I come back!" The old skeleton woman stared at him and asked.
"Shit, I can't even take care of myself, why should I be the emperor of the earth!" Chen Xiaomu smiled bitterly.
"Then tell me."
Chen Xiaomu took out his mobile phone and found a photo of four roommates in the dormitory in the mobile phone album. He pointed at one of them, handed it to the old skeleton lady, and introduced: "This person's name is Lin Xiaoyu. You can find a way to His soul is possessed by the pig!"
"Why? This person who is hooking up with you seems to be your friend?"
"Don't ask why! I risked my life to help you, can't you help me with this? Besides, he has become a beast now, do you understand?"
"Okay, I promise you, give me your phone and enter this person's detailed information into your phone."
When everything was ready, Chen Xiaomu took the bottle filled with green liquid from the old lady Skeleton. Following the old lady Skeleton's instructions, thinking about himself a hundred thousand light years away, he picked it up and was about to drink it, then put it down again.
"What's wrong?" The old skeleton lady was a little anxious, fearing that he would regret it!
"Here," Chen Xiaomu pointed to the little black stick that the old skeleton woman put on the table with some embarrassment, "can you give it to me for self-defense?"
"This requires the idea of transporting objects. If you want, try it. Now, in addition to thinking about another self a hundred thousand light years away, you also have to think about this quantum knife. Also, drink this together!" The old skeleton lady He took another small bottle of blue liquid from the shelf and handed it to Chen Xiaomu.
Chen Xiaomu took the vial from the old skeleton lady's hand, opened the lid and lined it up with the other vial in his hand. He closed his eyes and kept mumbling something. Then he raised his head and poured the two vials of green and blue liquid into his mouth. .
"Damn, something bad happened!" At the critical moment when the two liquids flowed to his throat, the image of a beautiful woman in ancient costume suddenly flashed in Chen Xiaomu's head for no reason!
"Plop, ouch!" A sharp pain on his head woke Chen Xiaomu up, and he let out a scream!
The car stopped for a moment after hearing the sound, and then continued to move forward, "Princess, do you want to go see the Sixth Prince?" At this time, Chen Xiaomu heard a young woman's low voice asking outside the car, but it didn't seem to be asking him. Instead, he asked another woman named Princess.
"If you talk too much, it would be better if he died," the woman called Princess scolded softly.
The voice of this princess was very nice, but this scolding made Chen Xiaomu, who was lying in the carriage, feel chills all over his body. How much hatred must he have to say this, not to mention calling him an attached horse, what kind of princess does that sound like? She is his wife who has been inseparable for a long time. What the hell, I am digging your family master’s grave and robbing your family’s tomb in future generations. You hate me so much!
Chen Xiaomu really wanted to jump out of the car and argue with this shrew, but his head was as big as a bucket and the pain was terrible. He stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head, and was surprised again. There was not even a hair on his head. It was slippery, and there was a circle of silk wrapped around the top of his head that was slippery to the touch.
What the hell kind of dynasty is this? My achievements in the history of later generations are not top-notch, but it is fair to say that I have never heard that the Fu Ma of that dynasty in history had to shave his head, as if he was a bald man. It seems that it is certain that he has traveled to ancient times. , because after the Republic of China, there were no such words as "princess with a horse". Could it be that, like those later generations of time-travel writers who wrote cool articles, I traveled back to that historical fork in the road that is not recorded in the history books?
Chen Xiaomu was puzzled. "Bang," the carriage suddenly jolted again. Chen Xiaomu's head hit the baffle of the carriage, and he fainted again after feeling dizzy.
When Chen Xiaomu woke up again, the car was already dark, and there was no light coming through the curtains anymore. It seemed that it was already dark outside, and he felt that the car was still moving forward. However, when he woke up this time, his mind became extremely clear. He could clearly hear the sound of horse hooves outside the carriage and the jingling of horse bells. A lot of unfamiliar information poured into his head like a tide!
After sorting out the unfamiliar information in his head, he realized that, to his misfortune, he had really fallen into a crossroads in history. The man he possessed was also named Chen Xiaomu, but in the middle of the name. The characters are different from his, one is small for big and small, and the other is for dawn, but there is no difference in pronunciation!
The dynasty that Chen Xiaomu lived in is really a dynasty that cannot be found in history books. Politically, it is similar to the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, and the daily life is similar to that of the Northern Song Dynasty. Culturally, there is no Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, let alone Tang poetry. Song Ci, this continental period seems to exist in a parallel space between the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms and the Northern Song Dynasty. However, there are also famous poets, such as Gao Jianli, Duan Rujun, Lu Yingshu, Wu Qingqiu and others whose poems are also everlasting.
Chen Xiaomu is the illegitimate son of Chen Ruchang, the emperor of the Chen Dynasty, a medium-sized country on this continent. Normally, the emperor's sons are all princes, and there are very few illegitimate children. But it is different here with Chen Xiaomu. Chen Xiaomu's mother is not a The empress, noble concubine, Zhaoyi, etc., are not even the lowest maids. They are just ordinary mountain village girls. If we follow the normal channels in history, such a mountain village girl with no beauty at all, let alone the emperor's draft, will be selected. Concubine, even the servants who do menial work in the palace cannot be chosen.
But this opportunity always appeared inadvertently. In the late autumn of the 18th year of Xuanhe, which was the 18th year when Chen Ruchang became emperor, according to ancestral rules, Chen Ruchang took the princes, grandsons, civil servants and generals into the mountains to hunt. While chasing a sika deer that had been hit by an arrow, he suddenly suffered an asthma attack. He was out of breath, rolled his eyes, and looked at the possibility of death. A group of imperial doctors who followed him were frightened by the emperor's sudden situation and were helpless. In fact, It's not that the imperial doctors can't cure him, it's just that it's so scary to see the emperor who has never had a sudden illness. If unfortunately he dies in his own hands, it doesn't matter if he dies, but what's terrible is that there are nine Zhulian tribes below. This policy is really fatal. As the ancients said, there are three types of unfilial piety, and the worst is not having an heir. This family of men, women, old and young, including relatives and friends, were all slaughtered by the royal family, and there was even a hammer queen!
Just when the emperor's life and death were at stake, Lin Zhenren, a Taoist priest who had been following the emperor Chen Ruchang all year round to refine the elixir of immortality, took out a finger-sized black elixir from his arms and used it to cover his ears with lightning speed. Then he stuffed it into Chen Ruchang's mouth. Later, according to Master Lin himself, he revealed that the elixir he gave the emperor was called "Nine Yang Resurrection Pill." The pill miraculously stopped breathing and quickly returned to normal, but the most terrible thing is the side effects of this pill. Since I have restored your soul, I will also return this yang to you! What's more, judging from the name of this medicine, this yang is still in front of the soul, which shows how violent this yang is!
At this time, Chen Ruchang's area was as hard as an iron rod, and even his hands began to tremble, which showed how uncomfortable the emperor was at that time! Raising an army for a thousand days and using it for a while. Now that the emperor has encountered such a big difficulty, let's use other people's money to be loyal to people's family affairs. A group of ministers hurriedly split up to find women to help the emperor's anger. But the problem is that before the emperor came to hunt, this All the mountain people within a hundred miles around the mountain have been emptied by the Imperial Forest Army, so why go there to find women! Some ministers who liked to play tricks began to regret that they had not brought their daughters to the emperor for a visit, and then asked the emperor to make her a noble concubine, Zhaoyi or something, so that they could also make his wife Yinzi and become a relative of the emperor.
