"I won't go! I won't go even to the death!"
Jiang Li sat on the sofa and watched the show in front of him.
Megumin took Kazuma's hand and dragged him out of the door, but Kazuma held on to the handle of the sofa and refused to step out of the villa door.
"Black tea, please."
Aqua held a white porcelain bowl and brought it to Jiang Li respectfully.
There was a big swelling on her forehead, which was from the beating she received from Jiang Li when he extorted her property.
"Suck~"
Jiang Li lowered his head and took a sip of tea and realized something was wrong.
“Is the taste of this cup of black tea too watery?”
Although he looks like this, he is actually quite particular about black tea. After all, Kanata Fupo, Nazuki-chan and the others are all loyal fans of black tea, so they understand a lot through the influence of their ears and eyes.
Not only does this cup of black tea taste thin, but the color of the tea is also very light.
No.
Jiang Li lowered his head attentively. In just a few seconds, the black tea turned into a cup of boiled water.
what happened?
"It seems I was too careless, let me prepare it again!"
Aqua let out an artificial laugh of 'ah ho ho ho', took the tea cup and rushed to the kitchen.
"Kazuma! The Running Lizard was expelled yesterday and will not appear today, so go out and level up!"
"No! Don't even want to die! Huihui, I thought you were the most normal person in the team, but now you are persecuting me! I just died once yesterday, are you still letting me go out to do the mission!"
"So you just stay at home?"
Megumin stared at Kazuma with hatred.
"I know you are afraid of death now, but the best way to overcome your fear is to face it head-on. As long as you re-establish your confidence, you will be able to recover soon!"
"No need! Just let me stay at home! I don't want to face my fear, I want to lick my wounds alone!"
Kazuma refused, not allowing Megumi to find any gaps.
He was sitting on the sofa like an ostrich, holding Jiang Li's student handbook in his hand and playing the game with bright eyes.
"Darkness."
Jiang Li stretched out his hand.
A plate was immediately brought to the side. Darkness's cheeks were flushed and she put the pastry into Jiang Li's mouth tremblingly.
"Ouch!" Darkness accidentally broke her hand and the plate hit Jiang Li's leg.
"Why are you so clumsy!"
Jiang Li was furious and punched Darkness on the body.
Darkness screamed and fell to the ground, like a maid in a noble mansion who had angered the great master, trembling with fear and fear.
"Ha~ha~!"
Taking a closer look, Darkness was breathing heavily. There was no trace of fear on her face, but instead she was full of excitement.
Huihui couldn't help but feel a chill.
How weird!
These two people are really weird!
"Kazhen, are you really staying at home just to play games?"
Jiang Li wiped the cake powder off his legs and looked at Kazuma with a faint expression.
"How could it be? There's no such thing!"
Kazuma replied absentmindedly while competing with the game boss with his eyes red.
"You look totally obsessed with it!"
Megumin finally reacted and shook his arm frantically.
Fortunately, she thought that Kazuma was suffering from PTSD because he stayed at home, but it turned out that this bastard was just trying to catch a fish!
In fact, Kazuma died once during Jiang Li's previous gryphon mission. At that time, he was frightened for a long time before recovering, and now he has become somewhat used to it.
But we can’t forgive our cheating teammates no matter what!
"Black tea, please."
Aqua held a new cup of black tea and placed it respectfully in front of Jiang Li's eyes.
"...This is just boiled water, right?"
Jiang Li groaned and asked with a smile.
"Oh, I really wasn't paying attention, and I accidentally served it wrong!"
Aqua chuckled lightly and turned to leave.
"Aqua has the ability to purify water. As long as she touches it, any water will be quickly purified, and black tea will turn into boiled water."
Kazuma glanced here and explained to Jiang Li with a kind-hearted expression.
"I see, but when making black tea, you don't need to touch the tea itself, right? In other words, Aqua, are you trying to trick me on purpose?"
Jiang Li chuckled.
Aqua saw that something was not going well and wanted to run away.
"Duang!"
Aqua lay on the ground, motionless.
"So merciless!"
Darkness looked at the unconscious Aqua with envy on her face.
It felt like Jiang Li was merciless when he hit her. I really hope he can punch her down without mercy like he did with Aqua!
Very good, I have to work hard too!
Darkness picked up a new plate, made a very artificial sound, and moved it towards the back of Jiang Li's head with quick eyes and hands!
With the evil wind rising behind his head, Jiang Li dodged Darkness's attack by tilting his head, and then pointed out.
Darkness only felt a strange vibration force pass from her arm into her body. After a while, she rolled her eyes, fell to the ground, and stacked up with Aqua.
"Ahhhhh——! Damn it! Why is the screen black! Why is the screen black when I just found the way to conquer the BOSS! I'm going to win soon, I'm going to win soon! Boss, come here quickly Look, something’s wrong with this!”
"Calm down, the battery is just out."
"What? Such an advanced thing can't be powered by solar energy!"
"It's using electricity, it can't be recharged."
Kazuma suddenly became depressed.
In this backward and different world, he finally got the game console that the obese man had always dreamed of, but now he was told that he couldn't charge it and he wouldn't be able to use it for the rest of his life?
Life is really boring.
"Okay, Kazuma, let's go out and pick up the mission!"
"Not going."
"Then go and explode in one day!"
"Not interested in."
Kazuma lay on the sofa, turning over occasionally.
Like a salted fish.
"Are you so unmotivated?"
Huihui was furious, but then she sighed helplessly.
"No, I understand. This is Kazuma's nature. Even if his rank is the worst among us, he has no ambition at all. It is difficult for Kazuma to be serious until the critical moment... Well, then I have A suggestion that will get you motivated!"
"Let's go to the hot springs!"
Megumin suggested confidently.
"spa?"
Kazuma immediately sat up from the sofa and looked at Megumin with bright eyes.
"Are there mixed baths?"
"have."
Megumin stared at him with disdain, then nodded heavily.
"Yeah! Let's go to the hot springs!"
Kazuma looked up to the sky and laughed, with a piggy look on his face.
"Calm down, Kazuma, you haven't asked the important question yet."
Jiang Li chuckled lightly, looking calm and calm.
"How is the customer flow? Are there many female customers? Is mixed bathing popular? Are female customers willing to take mixed baths?"
"As expected of the boss, he thinks things through thoughtfully!"
Kazuma suddenly showed a look of astonishing admiration.
That’s right, there’s no point in going to a hot spring if there’s no one in the mixed bath!
Megumin looked at the two people in front of her without saying a word, with cold eyes.
